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Kelly Maxwell of Ash vs Evil Dead ;; Penned by Alien

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Times of Terror

"What was that?"

"I think the door is locked!"

"You're not getting out of here."

"What is THAT?"

"Shhhh! They'll hear you."

"Please don't hurt me..."

"You're not begging loud enough."

"What is that smell?"

"No, please no..."

"Is that blood?"

"Hold still or you'll bleed even more."

"Come here. This won't hurt a bit."

"RUN!"

"What are you doing?!"

"I don't think I can last."

"Do you see them?"

"Can you get to that car?"

"Here kitty, kitty, kitty..."

"I bet you're delicious."

"Don't touch me!"

"Midnight, right? We have to last 'till midnight."

"This is a disaster."

"You clever thing..."

"I can't do this..."

"We shouldn't be here."

"I can't sleep."

"The thing you should fear here is ME."

"My phone isn't working."

"Hello poppet."

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We just cut up our girlfriend with a chainsaw. Does that sound “fine”?

EVIL DEAD II (1987) dir. Sam Raimi

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|| so uhh... is the tumblr rp community still a thing? because i Am Back 

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          “ if we're telling ghost stories, you wanna hear about that time i died ? ”

( it’s spooky day have an open. )

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reverse starter call bc i really want to start writing againnnnn

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she'd been attempting to focus on cleaning her weapons of both dried && fresh deadite gore, though the sound of animal crossing resonating from tim's nintendo ds was more of a distraction than kelly would have liked. slowly turning to face her she raised an eyebrow, a slight smirk appearing once tim noticed. 

          “ couldn't have chosen a more annoying game, huh ? ”          ( @robobxbe. a thing ) 

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make me choose: @theghostbeaters asked Pablo or Kelly?

Back off now or I will fuck your faces with bullets!

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canon starter call bc i want to revive my muse for kelly ?

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“ i was an insect who dreamt i was a man … but now the dream is over 

                                       ————— and the insect is awake. ” 

independent seth brundle. highly triggering. non selective & private. based on the 1986 adaptation of The Fly. loved by alien.

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💢    ASH    VS.    EVIL     DEAD    SENTENCE    PROMPTS   !   

*  A VARIETY & MIXTURE OF ASH VS. EVIL DEAD PROMPTS, CHANGE PRONOUNS AS NEEDED / FITTING .

❝ Sweet musical Jesus, that’s your friend? ❞

❝ Hey, I try not to look at her like that. ❞

❝ She haunts my dreams. Just kidding. She does, though. ❞

❝ Touch me again, and you’re gonna need another wooden hand. ❞

❝ I um, I just… just thought I saw something. ❞

❝ I can’t really, um, trust my eyes these days. ❞

❝ There’s nothin’ wrong with your eyes. ❞

❝ Sometimes what you think you saw, it’s exactly what you saw. ❞

❝ You fought this thing before. Maybe you just got to finish what you started. ❞

❝ Whatever I was, that was a long time ago. ❞

❝ I remember when I was like you. Young, dumb, full of… conflicting emotions. ❞

❝ Well, now that you’re back, what’s your big plan? ❞

❝ Well, just try to get everything back to normal. ❞

❝ Normal? Ha. What’s normal? ❞

❝ Evil will walk the Earth!  ❞

❝ Wish you could have said somethin’ before I made those dumb crosses, but, okay. ❞

❝ I’ve learned you can always make things more painful. ❞

❝ I just wanna sit here and enjoy this place for a while. ❞

❝ Nice, you know I’ve always wanted to talk to you. ❞

❝ Uh, just don’t mention the stuff I do in the trailer when we’re there alone. ❞

❝ If once you start down that path, forever, it will dominate your destiny. ❞

❝ I’m gonna get you pregnant later. ❞

❝ Won’t your sister be jealous of us? ❞

❝ Fuck a flamethrower, this guy’s got girth! ❞

❝ Death, taxes, more death, and I don’t pay taxes. So all I know is death. ❞

❝ Don’t you get it? Everybody dies here. It’s just a rule. ❞

❝ Chopping up my evil clone. Maybe someday that’ll feel weird. ❞

❝ No, we are not having this conversation! ❞

❝ I already did that dance, made my life a living hell! ❞

❝ Admit it, you’re not all good either. Be smart, for once. Use me.. ❞

❝ Of course I know what I’m doing. I wrote this book. ❞

❝ Oh, I’ll be polite. Right up until I’m rude. ❞

❝ No, you use it as a bait fish, to catch the whale. ❞

❝ I’m actually a hunter and I’ve never seen a deer explode. ❞

❝ So, can you just do me a solid, please? And just, be polite in there. ❞

❝ Just stay behind me, let the boomstick do the talking. ❞

❝ Um, I don’t think it’s a very good weapon. ❞

❝ Oh, good. I was startin’ to feel like a real dick. ❞

❝ That was the scariest thing that’s ever happened to me. ❞

❝ I thought I was dead. ❞

❝ Hi. You used to be dead, right? ❞

❝ Now the three of you will perish together. ❞

❝ Is this what it’s like to be you? ❞

❝ Never killed my boss before, so that was new. ❞

❝ It’s very possible this is connected to the killings from the other night. ❞

❝ Do you know who lived there? ❞

❝ Don’t know his name but he was always a real asshole to me and my wife… ❞

❝ Why are you covered in blood? ❞

❝ Um, we hit a deer on the way up here. ❞

❝ You know you could, uh, take off your gun, put it over there with your chainsaw-limb. ❞

❝ You’d like that, wouldn’t you? ❞

❝ I would rather not to have a gun at dinner. ❞

❝ You left dinner before daddy excused you. ❞

❝ I have had to kill and bury loved ones before. ❞

❝ I’m trying to save all the dads everywhere. And the mommies and the babies. ❞

❝ I’ve gotta duct-tape some big-ass bullet holes before I roll. ❞

❝ Oh man, something seems very wrong here. ❞

❝ We bust in there, we fight through the carnage, we bail with the book. ❞

❝ When it comes to evil, if something seems too good to be true, it probably is. ❞

❝ You don’t believe mom’s horseshit story, do ya? ❞

❝ I’m not sorry that I took your book to get you to come up here. ❞

❝ Deadites ruined your life and you’re hot as hell.. ❞

❝ I heard ‘em chanting some weird voodoo stuff from inside that crappy trailer. ❞

❝ I’m pretty sure that’s not the only place she had one. ❞

❝ Is this really the best time to be getting baked? ❞

❝ I’m not gonna fight that thing with a clear head! ❞

❝ Enough! I don’t know much about this “Evil Dead” crap. ❞

❝ I have seen things that I’d never thought existed. ❞

❝ You taught me to trust you, you taught me to believe in you, and I do. ❞

❝ So please don’t let me down now. ❞

❝ Uh, I have a feeling it’s the residual effects of being brought back from the dead. ❞

❝ Oh, it’s a gnarly book. It’s the reason behind all this crap. ❞

❝ I promise you this: if you’re still out there somewhere, I’ll bring you home. ❞

❝ I’m so disappointed in you, you’ve gone soft. ❞

❝ A week ago I was cramming for midterms and now I’m running from the cops! ❞

❝ Oh my God, this is so much better toasted! ❞

❝ Do you know what evil is? It’s power without fear … without guilt … without pain. ❞    

❝ You keep your hands off of my boom stick, you got that!? ❞    

❝ I thought I lost you, for real this time. ❞    

❝ You will accomplish what none have before. ❞  

❝ I know you said that when I got hit I’d know what to do, but I just got hit and I don’t know what to do! ❞    

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as i leave for work, have some doe eyes

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boomstck‌:

‘ scotty an’ i usually throw eggs at folks’ houses – ’

hard to think that this is a 20-something year old in college and not a shit for brains teenager, since he acts and sounds just like the latter. however, this was not a world where he could do such a thing, though, egg pranking ; vortexes and all. transported from his world to this one, where he was apparently old, and fat, and had one hand. 

life sure got fun down the road.

‘ i think cheryl wants to dress up this year though, but dad an’   i keep tellin’ her she’s too old. why — what’re you doin’? aren’t you too old too? ’

rolling her eyes at his childish response kelly cast her gaze at ash making no attempt to hide the annoyance. even with her soft spot for ash’s younger self he seemed to forever have that immaturity to him ----------- an endearing but often than not infuriating trait.

          “ you're throwing eggs at people's houses like a fifteen year old, and i'm the one that's too old ? ”

kelly retorted dryly, though she was quick to confess her rather cliche plans. 

      “ probably find a cheap costume, crash a party & smoke some dope. ”

she'd always stuck to the same plans each halloween, though when she'd been younger it had always involved kelly sneaking both out of & back into the house without her parents knowing.

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she's been gazing at the halloween display of a local store for a while now, kelly had always been oddly fond of the holiday even with her life being something of a genuine horror flick. dark eyes flicked over to the other with a curious expression crossing her features.

         “ so, you got plans for halloween dude ? ”

( open. )

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🔪

🔪 - stab my muse. 

she'd become too complacent with jane's deadite headmate, let her guard down and treated the entire thing like some kind of joke. hot crimson seeped through kelly's ring-bearing fingers as she pressed hard on her abdominal wound, the butter knife jane ----- or rather it ------ had used as a weapon had proven itself surprisingly useful. 

      “ guess you're not all fuckin' mouth then huh ? ”

kelly weakly joked through a wince of agony, legs giving out to sink against the trailer's refrigerator ------ a sudden && scalding hot surge of pain drawing a ragged gasp from her. 

         “ shit ... ”

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anyway younger kelly is the cutest and i need to write as her more

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🔥 for an angry and relieved hug. ( @chainsawbcy yo i got my mojo back )

 her heart had felt as if it had been torn entirely from her chest, still beating. she’d sobbed over his body and had refused to be pulled away from ash, both hands gripping like the strongest vice onto his gore smattered shirt. kelly’s dark & bloodshot eyes had closed as her head rested on ash’s still chest as if hopelessly listening out for a heartbeat. 

his sudden guttural gasping & moving to sit up drew a sharp & terrified obscenity from kelly, quickly shuffling backwards expecting ash’s eyes to be that horrific milky white & facial features contorted into demonic visage ... 

but he was, aside from the gore & beatings ...  

normal. 

kelly wanted to break down into scalding tears once more, but instead she gave ash one hard punch to the chest before pulling him into a hug that was too tight & her face burying into his neck. kelly truly wanted to kill him, nails digging into ash’s shoulders through she held him as close & tightly as she could. 

     “ don’t you ever fucking do that to me again you fucking asshole ... ”