unfiltered. uncensored. unforgettable.

Elijah S. Finch. 55. Journalist. Brooklyn. Editor in chief of the pulitzer-winning blog "finch uncensored"

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protevn:

×°º◦ “ it’s a pity !! ” he called out to the man on his travels in the opposite direction. rose tipped the brim of the cowboy hat upward, revealing strands of his bright red hair. “ a saucy lap dance and potential interview with brooklyn’s rising go-go boy would’ve been great for a story. ”

“I will pay you fifty dollars to never speak to me again, how ‘bout that?”

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Dear Evan Hansen, “Waving Through a Window”

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Dear Evan Hansen, “Waving Through a Window”

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charlxox:

“You literally just told me that! How is it incorrect?” 

“That interpretation can’t be backed up by anything in the text. I should know, I’ve read the book twelve times.”

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protevn:

×°º◦ “ fine !! ” the young male exclaimed. a pink lip was extended with the slighting of a chiseled jaw, worrying the brow but for a moment before rose’s features were softened. “ i am dancing at a new club tonight and i need someone to hype up the crowd by accepting my first lap dance. ”

“...Nope,” he said blandly, turning on his heel to walk away. He would’ve asked if he was kidding, but it was New York, so... probably not.

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jfcjackie:

       she has to bite her tongue. all this talk only made her wish she had the money to take the rides home. “ yeah that’s pretty much what my mum said when she found out ” there’s hesitation in her voice, despite knowing this man’s name, he was a stranger. “ but, it’s not like i’m walking around in the dark. well-lit streets only. ” she assures him, a small smile forms on her face, even though she’s sure that the other girls did that too.

He says what they’re both thinking, in his usual blunt manner.

“Yeah, that’s what the other girls probably thought, too. Unfortunately, these days you can do everything you’re supposed to and still get fucked over.”

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xo-jujubee:

“What does that mean?”

“It means I can’t tell you,” he said, barely repressing his irritation.

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charlxox:

Charlotte continued reading through her notes when she heard the other’s voice. “What do you mean its wrong?” She asked.

“I mean, it’s objectively incorrect.”

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protevn:

×°º◦ “ so you really are as clever as your blog makes you seem, ” he reasoned aloud, dark eyes alight with a certain unparalleled humor. slender fingers wrapped around the brim of a brown cowboy hat and lifted it up to sit atop the bright crimson of rose’s hair. his head tilted ever slightly. “ the mystery is really what makes this all the more fun, though. it’ll either make your dick hard or your life hard. take a risk. ”

“If you’re not gonna tell me anything, I won’t be of much use, I can promise you that.”

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jfcjackie:

        she returns with his coffee in her hands and a smile on her lips. which quickly falters when she sees the headline, of course she knew about it. “ uh yeah, there’s been a fair bit of talk about it since i’ve been here, it’s horrible. ” she responded, placing the coffee down carefully. “black americano, two espresso shots ” she repeated again, completely out of habit. her brother had insisted on escorting her to work today after reports of the fifth assault came out. “ the second or third girl worked nearby. ” she explains, slowly,  carefully choosing what to reveal of herself. “ my brother wants me to start taxi’s or uber’s or something to work because of it. ” she shakes her head lightly. “ which is ridiculous, it’s not even more than a 20 minute trip most of the time. ”

Eli took a sip of his coffee while she talked, setting down his cup to respond, shaking his head.

“I’m inclined to agree with your brother, I’m afraid,” he said. “I sure as hell wouldn’t want my daughter or granddaughter walking alone at night until this gets stopped.”

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MSG: WRONG NUMBER

Addison: LMAO

Addison: this sounds very intense

Eli: not the word the judge used...

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xo-jujubee:

“Really? That’s cool! What are you journaling about now?” She asked, not getting the hint that he would rather be alone than speak with her.

“I’m not at liberty to say,” he said, which was a lie. He was absolutely at liberty to say -- he just didn’t want to.

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jfcjackie:

      with a quick nod she put the menu under her arm and jotted the order down on her notepad, realising about half a second deep that she probably didn’t need to but continued anyway. “ black americano, two shots of espresso, got it ” she repeated, looking up with a smile. she was incredibly thankful the other was not her least favourite kind of customer, she wasn’t sure how much longer she’d last against snobby socialites without taking up some kind of vice. “ i’m sure you weren’t bothering them, ” she assures “ but nonetheless it’s very lovely to meet you, eli. I’ll be back soon with your coffee. ” 

Eli snorted, cracking a smile at the idea that he hadn’t been bothering anybody. “You’re too kind.”

While he waited, Eli opened the newspaper he’d bought on the walk over. (He still read and bought print newspapers, partly to keep tabs on his competition, and partially because maybe he felt ever-so-slightly guilty that his blog was among the millions that were running them out of business.) The headline was as cheerful as ever -- 5 ASSAULTS IN PARK SLOPE; NO KNOWN CONNECTION, POLICE SAY.

“You heard about this?” he asked Jackie as she returned, holding up the headline for her to see. “Five different girls in the area all got attacked in the past three weeks. Here I’d almost let myself believe Brooklyn was relatively safe...”

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charlxox:

“Okay no worries.” The girl said with a smile, before putting her head back into the notes. 

Eli worked silently for awhile longer, before, bored, his eyes darted to the pages of notes the girl was studying.

“Hey--” He reached forward, pointing at one of the lines. “That’s wrong.”

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hey guys, i’m currently trapped on an airplane and flying home soon, so gail and eli won’t be accounted for. :(

(but please torment them with dares, it builds character)

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You know, with Eli being as germophobic as he is, he was probably fucking useless whenever his kids were sick growing up. He’d TRY to help but it’d just turn into this:

(And Eli would probably be in a hospital mask.)

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protevn:

×°º◦ “ how would you like to make a quick fifty bucks ?? ” rose proposed to the nearest person with whom he was steadily approaching in the rapid pace of his hurried strides. a bundle of clothes were wrapped in his arms, though much of the rest of his body was bare. “ you can ask one question for free but each one after will subtract a dollar from my offer. ”

“Tell me what it is before I agree.” If Eli noticed he wasn’t fully dressed, his face didn’t give it away.