Starlord.Who?

Editor. Animator. Sports. I can make puns in record time.

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What is a Dracula’s pen filled with?

Monsters, inc.

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Fired.

Friend: My job was on the line today.

Me: Well, did you answer it then?

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Iphones

The pin to unlock my friend’s Iphone 6S is 4243.

So I guess its fair to say that the key to 6S is 4243. 

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Stock memes.

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Phone jokes

So me and my friends used my phone for a boomerang the other day.

It has been 4 days and my phone still hasn't come back.

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K Bob.

Bob:I love meat! Bill:K Bob. Bob:Oh yes! Thats my favourite!

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Bruh..

Me: Dont touch the radio while its on. Friend: Why? Me: Radioactive bruh.

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Ellen

Ellen is so kind and helpful, that you could almost call her Ellen The Generous.

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Terms.

In college, we had 5 long semesters and 1 short semester. We finished 5 sems but forgot all about the 6th one. Guess we had a short term memory loss.

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Math jokes

Where do mathematicians watch movies.. At the θ

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Knights.

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Computer jokes

So, my friend ate an entire memory card today.. In just one byte.

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Fantastic Beats

I mean, what kind of idiot called them songs and not Fantastic beats and where to find them

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Pros..

My friends are quite good at writing stuff. It's almost as if they are prose.

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Account.

I have so many profiles on various social media, that i just can't seem to keep account of them.

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I was called on stage at a cultural event and asked to do a little comparing, so i went on the stage and told them last years event was much better.