secrets splashed

There is only one thing in life worse than being talked about, and that is not being talked about. They say Hogwarts is the safest place, but surely they didn't know what happens inside the walls. Which is why secrets are best served on a hot silver platter. Served by Arcane, Cupid & Scandal -- nosy ghosts roaming the castle walls.

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who are the biggest hoes in the castle?

I’ve said this before and I’ll say this again -- nobody is a bigger hoe in this castle than Stefan and Anna. 

@stefanxxnott @halfbloodhiggs 

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i just think that jasmin should look at other options. all the men in her life seem to be garbage... and a lesbian would GLADLY treat her with the respect, dignity, and reverence she DESERVES.

Well, well, maybe it’s about time she gets herself some gorgeous ladies to spend her time with. I vote Celia or Atalia perhaps? Or her bff Elise? 

@celiavery @atty-arke-selwyn @elise-yaxley 

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with andromeda in YET ANOTHER betrothal, i can't wait for stefan to, in the words of an icon, "go crazy, go stupid."

Don’t know a time when he ever stops being crazy but yes, can’t wait for him to get that much worse. 

@stefanxxnott @puermedioblack 

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our resident weed queen is a lucky girl, getting fucked twice on her birthday. and stefan nott being one of them... what a GIFT.

Well, it’s about time we saw that girl be happy after months of nothing but trauma. And if she’s happy multiple times, it’s all the better. 

@halfbloodhiggs @stefanxxnott

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most likely to ruin the sirius and mary wedding reception?

Remus and his boyfriend because they have some huge drama going on. Get ready to watch that unfold, folks. 

@mccnyrcmus @sturgispvdmvre 

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i bet niobe could pick corban up, one handed.

I bet this is has happened before, maybe someone has some pictures to send us. 

@niobebulstrode @coryaxley 

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most dangerous students?

Atalia, Carrow twins, Stefan, Corban and Niobe.

@atty-arke-selwyn @poisxnedmind @amycarrow @stefanxxnott @coryaxley @niobebulstrode 

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hottest messes?

Both the Higgs hold that title right now… and probably always. 

@halfbloodhiggs @august-higgs 

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it seems atalia and blaise are back on their bullshit.

Who’s surprised really? A spiraling Blaise is Atalia’s favourite dessert.

@blanilla @atty-arke-selwyn 

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apparently all of the black family is currently betrothed except for narcissa. any guesses as to who she'll be stuck with?

No, but I am sure she’s hoping for Lucius Malfoy while her mother will stick her with the last man she wants to be with. 

@malfoysluc @mineurblack 

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Did I hear correctly that Macdonald and that vampire are dating now?

That IS correct, but she might be cheating on him with Sirius. And Lorcan is cheating on her with everything that moves. Oh honey, you can do better than both those messy boys. 

@youngmacdonald @smadfoot @lorcanxdeath 

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flo's new hairstyle -- thoughts??

Oh, they have a name for it. It’s called a mistake. 

@flofawley 

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the whole abbott family is FULL of thirst traps.

I agree. Let’s hope not all of them gets killed by the end of this year. 

@winnieabbott @cainabbott 

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is blaise's type unavailable women with messy histories?

It’s just tragic that his type seems to be women. Bert and Lorcan are right there.

@bertiebertaubrey @lorcanxdeath @blanilla 

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Students most likely to never settle down?

Cain, Sun and Anna 

@cainabbott @sunlightxseeker @halfbloodhiggs 

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‘HOGWARTS HOWL’ - A COLUMN BY RITA SKEETER - ISSUE NO. 37

well, well, well…

it seems we’ve all had ourselves quite the weekend. i would say there’s love in the air, but the more honest words are sweat, disgrace, and embarrassment. ah, to be young and in lust…

( ooc: if any information is wrong, manipulated, or off the mark, this is rita skeeter we’re talking about - all’s intentional! if there is something here you do not want to be published/is not to the public knowledge (i tried to reach out as best as i could!) please let me know, and i’ll remove it! please enjoy, this is meant to be fun! and i’m sorry for rita being a huge bitch! thanks guys! EDIT: rita will NOT be writing about the attacks.)

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Messiest student at the party?

There were plenty but Ophelia and Jasmin steal that crown. 

@opheliarowle @macjasmin