Finn Oswald

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“Ayye I actually planned ahead for once! I’ve got reservations to Alcatraz Island if anyone wants to come along!”

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@talohara: Are you ok

@talohara: Do you need a babysitter?

@foswald: @talohara haha I think I'll be alright... just a bit of time to rethink my choices and actions I suppose lol

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iMessage 💠 Mere

Mere: We can do dinner and a movie i guess. Maybe Finding Dory, have you seen it yet?

Finn: That sounds amazing! I haven't seen that one yet, which is so upsetting. We should definitely go see that! And as for dinner...

Finn: I know it isn't too romantic but I've seriously been craving Panda Express lately. We could also go to a fancier place, but that is just the first restaurant that comes to mind 🙈

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@talohara: @foswald: I hope so too, it'd be really weird if a fully grown man accepted old womens strange invitations to see things.

@talohara: That's how you get locked inn a basement, Finn.

@foswald: I was!! Well, I wasn't locked... but I was in a basement! I thought it was going to be a great adventure :/ just some weird old lady who needs a different hobby

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iMessage 💠 Mere

Mere: How do you want to do that

Finn: Anything works for me! We could go down to the promenade or something and just get some dinner?

Finn: We could go to the movies afterward too if you would like... any movies out that you want to see?

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do you have any hidden talents

They’re hidden for a reason... They’re pointless and bizarre

Like solving rubiks cubes, or skipping rocks extremely far

But there are some (those more obscure) that only few will get to see

e.g. I can take off my clothes in 3 seconds flat, and I can climb up very tall trees

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hottest people?

Meredith first, as I’m sure all would agree

Sofia, Natalie, as well as (to some degree) me 💁🏻

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Heyy buddy, you know that question was referring to what you like to do in gay sex? x

While I’ve heard this before, and I’ll hear it again

I’ve never had gay sex, I’m not attracted to men

So I thought about that, and I came to this conclusion:

all sex has top and bottom! Apologies for the confusion.

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top or bottom

I see the benefits of bottom, more often than not,

because I watch them fill with pleasure, watch them squirm while I’m on top. 

(top)

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I'll scratch my head and, as I said, will make a rhyme while I lie in bed

Honesty hour! 

Each answer I give will have a rhyme in it

bring it on 😎

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iMessage 💠 Mere

Mere: Theo and I are close. But you go out with other girls all the time; what was i supposed to think

Finn: I don't know.. I suppose you're right.

Finn: I still want to see you again! If thats alright with you... I want to make myself up to you.

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iMessage 💠 Mere

Mere: You're kidding right?

Mere: Do you know how many girls on this trip probably like you

Mere: Besides, from what I hear, you're kind of a flirt.

Finn: Nope, not kidding.

Finn: idk I never really pay attention to those things... and I try to be nice to everyone! I suppose I am kind of a flirt though looking back at myself...

Finn: You're quite flirtatious yourself, based on what I've heard. You and theo seem to get along pretty well, and as a girl as pretty as yourself you probably have lots of other guy friends who are close to you!

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iMessage 💠 Mere

Mere: Right, me and all the other girls you fuck and then lose their number~

Finn: What? You really think that?

Finn: You're the first person I've had sex with in like 2 years. I was lucky enough that you wanted to kiss me!

Finn: I honestly didn't mean to lose your number

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“Sometimes lazy days are highkey the BEST of the best, you know? And I could definitely go for some food as long as that food is sushi.”

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“True.  It was nice so nice to have a break, but I’m ready to get up and moving again!  Also, sushi sounds fantastic.  I know some alright places but I might not know what I’m talking about... do you know any sushi places we could go to?”

[frankielennoxrp]

“Yeah! I’d love to go!”

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“Awesome! Where should we go? Like I said, anywhere works.  Pizza, sushi, in n out... I’m ready to eat right now!”

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@talohara: @foswald are you high?

@foswald: @talohara I hope so... for the sake of humanity I hope this wasn't a real thing...

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@foswald: omg... that was insane... this lady opens this hatch that leads down into some narrow hallway, and tells me to just keep walking until I'm in this room.

@foswald: In the room, theres a big safe in the middle of the floor, and its cracked open. I open it up.

@foswald: ITS LITERALLY 4 CHUCKECHEESE TOKENS WTF

@foswald: so I take them out, but as I turned to leave, there was a little coin dropper thing on the opposite wall so I put the tokens in there and...

@foswald: nothing. nothing happened. the most anticlimactic thing ever. ugh. ended up talking to the old lady about how she hates dave n busters I was so confused.