memento mori

time never waits. it delivers us all equally to the same end.

[shitpostsampler]

Just finished this for a friend's birthday!

[teenscoolest]

[amvs]

so uh the NITW guy is a rapist

https://twitter.com/unburntwitch/status/1166212005629325313?s=21

zoë “bi fieri” quinn on Twitter

“I’ve been silent about this for almost my entire career and i can’t do it anymore. Sorry if this is rambling and messy, I’m scared shitless

[scallioncreamcheesebagel]

please be more specific than “the nitw guy”. people are most likely to associate that title with scott benson, the creator / writer and artist of the game, who is fully standing by zoe (the victim) during this.

the rapist is alec holowca, the programmer and music composer for the game. he is scum and there shouldnt be any misunderstandings about who he is.

[ircgalleria]

[xb-101]

dark linus tech tips

[starfleetacademy]

Desire paths are just the best human invention because cities will spend millions on sidewalks and yet. Our little foraging brains will think ‘too far cut thru grass for food’ and others will be like ‘other human have good idea. I follow’ until there’s a beaten path when there’s perfectly acceptable sidewalks to either side

[starfleetacademy]

For example

[supergameboytwo]

[supergameboytwo]

[iran-contrarian]

[iran-contrarian]

[googifs]

[twoturtlesinabathtub]

[catchymemes]

[catchymemes]

[supreme-leader-stoat]

I feel like this video transcends the language barrier.

[you-do-not-know]

only good tik tok video

[askr-deactivated20230503]

Man, filming: We only have one sausage left, so we’re giving it to our beloved Neza. Here, Neza.

[Neza the dog takes it and runs off]

Man, as he and the woman pull out food: Hurry, hurry! It smells so good.

[camera pans over to the dog who’s watching from the doorway. Beat. Music plays.]

[captainsnoop-deactivated2020041]

anyone else remember Hot Gruntilda from the Banjo-Kazooie game over screen

[captainsnoop-deactivated2020041]

Do Gruntilda’s big titties fill your body with lust? You’d nut in two seconds if you saw her green bust!

[final-fantasy-v-deactivated2019]

hey do you take constructive criticism on your posts

[captainsnoop-deactivated2020041]

No sense in begging for what’s already free! Indulge in Grunty’s pussy and you’ll find pure glee!

[mi0da-deactivated20220425]

this post feels like a nightmare im unable to awake from

[captainsnoop-deactivated2020041]

A virgin can’t be picky when choosing holes for the stuffing. In the words of Inafune, it’s better than nothing!

[badgrapple-deactivated20220614]

I’m legit gonna kill you

Your actually going to die

[captainsnoop-deactivated2020041]

Death comes for us all, but you’ll come even quicker! Five seconds? How pathetic! You’re making me snicker!

[moontouched-moogle]

Tired of losing in Banjo-Kazooie? Drop those pants instead and make my loins gooey!

[captainsnoop-deactivated2020041]

The bear and the bird have caused me such woes. I’ll make them bend over and suck my old toes!

[galaxysyrup]

if i had to read this with my own two eyes then every last one of you who follows me has to suffer too

[captainsnoop-deactivated2020041]

You whine, you whimper, and oh how you suffer, but deep down Grunty knows you just wanna stuff her.

[maxwellelvis]

This post is pain but I’d be lying if I said I wasn’t laughing through the crying.

[alephnull47]

[ethernalium-deactivated20191103]

[dannyburgess]

A few fairly quick “Book Cover Style” illustrations based on some of my favourite games, they were a lot of fun to do, especially listening to each soundtrack while working.

[programmerhumour]

(g)old

[yesterdaysprint]

Janesville Daily Gazette, Wisconsin, January 26, 1950

[yesterdaysprint]

Washington C.H. Record-Herald, Ohio, January 27, 1950

The Newark Advocate, Ohio, January 28, 1950

The Post-Register, Idaho Falls, Idaho, January 26, 1950

[killjoyfag]

what happened in january of 1950 that several states decided to demand ghost rights

[mad--house]

[gros-patapouf]

Pip Boy but it's shit.

[ernsts-9th-blog]

Talk shit about windows98 again and I'll fuck

[huntrad-chadcel]

Thats a rather unique threat