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sithsdoinshit

>can see in the dark >can climb walls >comes from hunters >arguably, has been domesticated >Grievous is a cat?

i……

memories

You ever just... yell about #first order??

first-order-high-command

Constantly

memories

The day I started posting about #first order high command was the best day of my life.

first-order-legal-department

How about NO?

@first-order-high-command

first-order-high-command

You know it to be true.

Once again I return from the dead for like three days

#so can I get a meme

just-a-space-gay

New Ask Game! What Pokemon Type/Type Duo Do You Think I Am!

not-your-average-octopus-deacti

TELL MEEEEEEE

scotchymemes

SOLO: A STAR WARS STORY SENTENCE STARTERS

This is nothing, you should see them! What a night I had, you’re not gonna believe me! Well, you’re gonna believe me, but– Next time someone hits me, I’m gonna hit them back. Just hold onto me, don’t look back. I’m gonna be a pilot, the best in the galaxy! Great, more mud. We can always use some muscle on a job like this. We could’ve done this maybe one at a time? Do you have any idea what it’s like to live with a price on your head? If nobody’s in the sear then no one’s taken it. Everything you’ve heard about me, is true. I told you to quit while you’re ahead. You can’t wipe them off, they’re holograms. That’s a lot of capes. I wanna tell you so much… I don’t think we have that kind of amount of time. Assume everyone will betray you and you’ll never be disappointed. Sounds like a lonely way to live. The worst is where the money is. Spectacular way of killing yourself, I’ll give you that. I’ve got a really good feeling about this! This is why you never let anyone fly your ship. Since when do you know how to fly? Whoa! That’s my cape! – Ohh, that’s a custom piece! That doesn’t sound like something we want to be approaching. Oh, sh– Everyone serves someone, (…). I might be the only person in the whole galaxy who really knows who you are. So, I heard you make good brandy. You must’ve known you’d see me again. Perhaps there’s a compromise that doesn’t involve so much killing? We’re allies, and the war’s just begun. I see a lot of ways it could go south, and only one where it doesn’t. It’s not that kind of game. The objective isn’t to win, but to stay it for as long as you can. I have no one else in my life that I trust the way I trust you. I never ask for anything twice, (…). Now’s a time as good as any to re-evaluate our relations. Go! I’m right behind you! Do you know what your problem is? You think everyone’s like you. I would’ve killed you. It’s the blood that brings life to something new. Fair and square, baby. Fair and square.

richard-is-bored

I’m gonna be taking the piss out of this for as long as i can

Darth Vader once genuinely called Leia “Steel Kitten”

#no im not joking

sithsdoinshit

So you aren't aware that Cal in Fallen Order is actually an 8-foot lizard in disguise? Also the Second Sister is actually a clone of General Grievous who went rogue and tried to bed Emperor Palpatine? YOU DON'T KNOW ABOUT THE DARTH VADER ORGY SCENE?!? EVERYONE KNOWS ABOUT THE DARTH VADER ORGY SCENE!!!

ANON YOU RUINED IT FOR ME, NOW YOU MUST PERISH

sithsdoinshit

also “8-foot lizard” immediately translated into Grievous so it’s just

“YOU’RE GRIEVOUS, SHE’S GRIEVOUS, WHAT’S NEXT?? AM I GRIEVOUS?? IS VADER ACTUALLY ANOTHER GRIEVOUS CLONE??”

[’’Vader’’ sweating nervously]

sithsdoinshit

Thanks for rescuing Maul from that incident Vader, I love you. (PS. Now I imagine him saving this buch of Siths from other silly situations. His Dad Vibes are too strong)

A list of other Incidents that Dad Vader had to intervene in:

The Inquisitorius attempting to form a bobsled team

(”Please don’t embarrass me more than you already do”)

Sidious considering getting dentures

(”We’re not ready for that level of fear, Emperor.”)

Kylo, while wasted beyond belief, trying to ask Hux to marry him in public with only his boxers on.

(”As hilarious as that would be, Ben, I can’t let you. I don’t want you ruining my only chance of great-grandchildren.”)

Kylo, while wasted beyond belief, trying to ask Hux to fuck him in public with only his boxers on.

(”You’re going to bed. Now.”)

Asajj running to Dathomir to get Mother Talzin to curse Dooku again

(”We need him to pay for groceries. Don’t look at me like that, young lady, you know as well as I do he’s our financial crutch.”)

Savage challenging Chewbacca to a game of Sabacc.

(”Neither of you know how to play the stupid game. You’re just going to get into a fist fight and Leia will get pissed.”)

Quizzy challenging Chewbacca to a game of Sabacc.

(”You’re going to beat the Wookie and he will break your arms. And then Leia will get pissed.)

sithsdoinshit

how does Vader and Sidious feel about their puny Death Star (and Kylo about Starkiller Base) compared to Revan's and Malak's far superior di- I mean Star Forge?

“Revan can come back to me when they are canon again.”

Attention!

Fuck you Ohnaka. You know what you did.

That is all.

empressofthesith

“there’s no way that outfit is keeping you warm.”

“Yeah, that’s the point,” Grotthu said, adjusting a dial on her suit. “Chiss need cold temperatures, and it’s far too hot on this planet without a refrigeration suit for me.”

first-order-high-command

“I see.”

Punishment via assignment to a desert world highly effective for asset.

"how long has the air conditioning been out?"

“Oh about.. let’s see... Ah! 6 months.”