Fisheyeism.

One day your life will flash before your eyes. Make sure it's worth watching. → jamjopp.com

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May I never miss a sunset or a rainbow because I am looking down.

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Imagination is the pontoon bridge making way for the timid feet of reason.

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We are like oil and water, but all my other relationships are like oil and vinegar! Delicious!

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Even the wishes of an ant reach to heaven.

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Men are like steel. When they lose their temper, they lose their worth.

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Ah! Memory impairment: the free prize at the bottom of every vodka bottle!

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The middle of the road is where the white line is - and that's the worst place to drive.

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It has yet to be proven that intelligence has any survival value.

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Optimism is the content of small men in high places.

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Beauty isn't something on the outside. It's your insides that count! You gotta eat green stuff to make sure you're pretty on the inside.

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I bought a cactus. A week later it died. And I got depressed, because I thought, Damn. I am less nurturing than a desert.

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I quote others only in order the better to express myself.

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Our way is not soft grass, it's a mountain path with lots of rocks. But it goes upward, forward, toward the sun.

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The Tabernacle: [perpetually repeating] Caution: You are approaching the periphery shield of Vortex Four. Caution: You are approaching the periphery shield of Vortex Four.

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Don't take rich people as examples.

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Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra and then suddenly it flips over, pinning you underneath. At night, the ice weasels come.

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It never hurts to ask. Unless you ask for hurt.