
Janaina Medeiros
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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Alisa U Zemlji Chuda
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Jules of Nature
Sweet Seals For You, Always
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
almost home
styofa doing anything
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@fishking
"unbecoming" is such a great word. bro that shit was so rude you no longer Are
that’s his little guy!!
I wish I had what they have...
The dinosaur’s name is Jerry
being married to a man as a woman seems like one of those punishments from the bible
Book from 2220 titled "Kin drama in the discord - recreational escapism in the late american empire"
Hortensia Mi Kafchin - The Arctic Wall, 2019
new rule: im gonna kill everyone
I took my little brother (autistic, mostly non verbal) out and he was using his voice keyboard to tell me something, and this little boy (maybe 4 or 5?) heard him and asked me "Is he a robot??" I tried to explain to him that no, he isn't a robot, he just communicates differently, but my darling brother was in the background max volume "I am robot I am robot I am robot I am robot"
My little brother insisted if I was going to post about him, he wanted a cut of the "profits". When I explained to him that Tumblr isn't monetized, and is pretty pointless, he and my older brother pointed out that he'd still be bringing me "fame and notoriety" if the post got "big". So we agreed, if the post hit 10k notes, which seemed extremely farfetched and silly at the time, I'd take my little brother out for sushi (his favorite food) and let him eat as much as he wants.
I guess God wanted the little robot to enjoy some sushi 🍣 🥲
practicing self care less out of self love and more for the sheer logical reasoning of it’d be kinda stupid of me to expect myself to be able to function without proper maintenance
“oh i don’t deserve rest and relaxation, i haven’t done enough, i haven’t earned it” and my car’s breaks don’t deserve break fluid because they aren’t breaking well enough to earn it. that’s what you sound like!!!!!
If you do not schedule time for maintenance, your equipment will schedule it for you
Times are hard at the cafe so they only got Something bagels
1$ flea market score. Tiny glass 1960s perfume bottles. I love them.
Can you swap their heads ?
omg you can
Their meeting was foretold in the ancient texts
being a kid and hearing adults say stuff like "woah 2011 was 4 years ago haha" didn't really convey the fucking horror of a youtube video crossing my recommended labelled "9 years ago" and it's from 2017. that's not true. 9 years ago is 2010 or something. don't lie.
unauthorized fucking thing!!!!!!
(warning: loud chirping throughout)
source: hellgate osprey cam
Average Tomodachi Life Conversation
kaiju are so awesome because they represent humanity’s innate desire to break our own toys and kick over our own sandcastles. we want them to punish us for building tanks and skyscrapers. we like it because secretly we deserve it
they love me because I be saying shit like alas and perchance
last night I said 'how fortuitous' unironically
Somebody used “pray tell” in the wrong context yesterday and it took all my willpower not to say anything