Our history is not our destiny.

M!A: none(accepting) | dep Eridan Ampora | mun(Link) and muse 18+ | pfp: clocks

[ofbotsandmen]

A list of Link’s blogs:

Durant Nitram/The summoner: @bullsbreath | @bullsbulge | @bullsvent

Tavros Nitram: @babysbreathbull | @babysbreathhorny

Tomlin Captor/The Psiionic: @artsypsii | @artsypsiinasty

Sollux Captor: @piianii22iimo | @fortii22iimo

Aprici Dreich-Captor (oc): @tealdesperado | @desperadopussy

Eridan Ampora: @fishtoryprofessor |

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Jake English: @asmartshootersadventure | @skullsswimming

Dirk Strider: @ofbotsandmen | @ofbuttsandmen

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PM: @peregrinemonarch | @peregrinethrone

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Maddox (oc): @moomoomaddox | @moomoomaddoxmilkers

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Equius Zahhak/Exemplar Danklook: @beforanb100gentleman | @beforan100dgentleman | @beforanvent

Eridan Ampora/ Director Coolscar: @angeliccoolscar | @angelicpornscar

* the blogs I follow from are in bold

[fravery]

Kaoru Yamada

[wordfather]

(flirting) you're beautiful btw. im going to piss you off on purpose

[fishtoryprofessor]

((Interesting to see him as a history teacher.))

((Thank you, I always read him as a history nerd so I decided to use that. This timeline is also one where the Summoner and Signless existed at the same time and combined their efforts for the rebellion, which was successful. So the way eridan acts towards lowblooded trolls in canon is punished, and not taught to the grubs and wrigglers as they grow }:)

[fishtoryprofessor]

Hello neww followwers, the name's Eridan Ampora. I'm a history teacher.

If I only followwed one blog, it's 'cause I'm goin' through sol's followw list and hit my limit again

[emeraldquiver]

Oh Snap You're Normal! Hi Eridan! Nice To Meet You! I'm Artemis, Formerly Kanaya! It's A Long Story! Hi!

[fishtoryprofessor]

you knoww, if most of us are like the other one I knoww of, that's an entirely understandable reaction

Hi Artemis, nice ta meet ya

[holymuttz]

It's been done. I am fih

[catilinas]

[fishtoryprofessor]

Does he not understand that they are still under that category? Like the ovverarching category of wwhat is considered a slavve?

Wwhy the hell did I choose ta come on tumblr durin' my plannin' period? Noww I'vve got a fuckin' headache

[chillinrpmemes]

ANTAGONIZE MY MUSE

For the angst, make them angry, break them, insult them, send them hate etc.

[magustempus]

@fishtoryprofessor started following you!

Hello there!

[fishtoryprofessor]

hi, nice ta meet ya. I'm Eridan

[fishstims]

jays_visions on instagram

[wirebr4ins]

I have gotten the Nautilus Excitement™️

Whatever, go my nautlius

[piianii22iimo]

hm... unfortunately ii do kiinda want two driink now

[fishtoryprofessor]

Wwhy do ya got ta do this on a school light, I can't join ya

[fishtoryprofessor]

Hello neww followwers, the name's Eridan Ampora. I'm a history teacher.

If I only followwed one blog, it's 'cause I'm goin' through sol's followw list and hit my limit again

[godshonest]

How in depth can a crossword puzzle be? In any case, the wrigglers should be interested. History is sometimes some of the craziest shit..

[fishtoryprofessor]

pretty in depth, wwhen I make them at least. They should be, but I knoww that a lot of teachers don't necessarily make it interestin' for them- none a mind evver tried to much

[godshonest]

I'd like to see that, actually..

So, if I may pick your brain a little bit given your knowledge of history, what are some of the major differences in daily life between your current time and what it would be like living 200 years ago?

[fishtoryprofessor]

I'll keep that in mind next time I make one

So the biggest differences are, of course, our lack of lusii, so wwe raise our owwn young. But really, more equality across the entire hemospectrum because our govvernment has trolls of evvery caste included noww. Mutants don't get culled the second they hatch, an' wwe don't havve helmsmen anymore

[fishtoryprofessor]

Oh damn, he finally admits to thirsting after Zahhak. Couldn't be me, I got a side blog ta post those specific types a thoughts

[fishtoryprofessor]

you'd think it'd be calmer than it is, but I teach fivve swweep olds. They like chaos. I don't wworry about him

[thegrandestofall]

iT's A cAlMeR jOb ThAn WhAtEvEr MoSt TrOlLs ArE dOiNg FrIeNd. I gOt My OwN tRoLlS i TaKe CaRe Of. DiSpLaCeD lIl GuYs. MuCh EaSiEr To DeAl WiTh ThAn OtHeR tHiNgS i GoTtA dO.

[fishtoryprofessor]

Okay, yeah, that's fair. It's tame compared ta a lot a wwhat I'vve seen of jobs on here so far. I enjoy it, my wwrigglers are great

I can imagine

[fishtoryprofessor]

Wwell I'm a teacher, so a lot a the chaos in my life is kept offline. Unlike other vversions a me that I'm sure you're more acquainted wwith

[thegrandestofall]

a TeAaAcHeR, hOw CuTe. AiN't ThAt A cAlM jOb. HiStOrY? iNtErEsTiNg. AaAaAnD eRiDaN sUrE iS tHe WaY tHaT hE iS. fUnNy GuY. dOn'T wOrRy AbOuT hIm.

[fishtoryprofessor]

you'd think it'd be calmer than it is, but I teach fivve swweep olds. They like chaos. I don't wworry about him