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I hate the human brain. why would I rather be boiled alive than go to my piano lessons this feels evolutionarily bad
does anyone else find (others') acne really pretty..
I would be such a shit parent because I believe in the philosophy of "letting people make bad decisions so they learn why you shouldn't do them" sometimes. thats how I learned
I learned that I should sleep by staying up until midnight for weeks and I felt awful
of course, this is a bad way of learning. but sometimes trying to enforce a curfew just doesn't work as well as letting your kid fuck up and realize why you shouldnt
I've ended up on the dragon puppeteering side of youtube on accident and I have to say- it's an oversaturated market. there are so many amazing talented artists of course, but I can see the community slowly running out of content to make- there's only so many audios they can dragon-lipsync and duet before it all blends into each other and becomes the same
I've seen so many posts lately like "trans men have got to get more feminine" and it's lowkey pissing me off because we haven't even normalized trans men being masculine yet. Have you not been paying attention to trans men when they talk about being kicked out of LGBT spaces for "appearing too cishet" like can we lock in and understand that sexuality and oftentimes gender aren't something you can visually tell before we start trying to normalize something that's already normalized
I agree with both sides here- I think we need to normalize both. Trans men can be "cishet passing". Trans men can look like women. Trans men can be androgynous, they can be masculine or feminine, they can be however they want.
It's important to acknowledge that both A- they are allowed to appear however they want, and B- that includes seeming "not queer enough" for queer spaces.
I mean I guess man
I have not posted ANYTHING about my highly suspected autism but tumblr has its ways I guess
I'm the closest possible thing to being diagnosed without actually being diagnosed, in that an autistic person with a special interest in autism and neurology straight up told me I was autistic and then went over the diagnostic criteria/assessment question thing from the DSM-5 with me when I didn't believe them
anyways Spotify has also done this. it's given me audiobooks about Gay, unmasking your autism, and the trans male experience (I've never listened to any audiobooks ever and it's somehow clocked me as queer and a trans man specifically????)
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The Precipace (fanart)
File compression killed the quality but whatever-
gourmand is pain and suffering
my friend is being wrong about neopronouns blehhhhh (I have a lot of interest in identity/sense of self so I know a lot about neopronouns, xenogenders, etc)
psa, it/its is not a neopronoun set???? my friend's argument is that it/its isn't typically used for a person and is therefore a neopronoun, but neopronouns, literally meaning "new pronouns", are new, more intentionally invented sets a language doesn't already possess
I cant tell why but I've always felt that the white/camo/chameleon lizards are the smartest kind. one time a white lizard and I were both hiding from a vulture and we both waited the exact same amount of time after it left before moving. might be something about the ambush-predator thing as well. green lizards are idiots, cyans are acrobatic idiots, pink lizards are the base lizard, blue lizards are basically dogs, oranges are the one everyone forgets so they're just normal, salamanders are slimy idiots, mole/black lizards are standard intelligence- reds might be smarter than the standard lizard??? but I feel like they're more similar to greens, and plus, there has to be SOME drawback to their physical strength/speed/abilities and that should be intelligence imo
no diss to the other lizards though, my favorite is the blue lizard
wait omg I just realized. there are a lot of rain world videos uploaded from like, 3-5 days ago and obviously. a bunch of new people are going to have gotten it in the steam sale. new playthroughs lets go
since gourmand is round and pale, scavengers should automatically like them, since they look like a pearl. in this essay i will
benefits of being a trans guy in theater include that I have decent range vocally because of girlmoding for so long.... they have given me Role I Want because I am one of the two token Boys Who Can Sing. both of us are trans
longwinded theory here about vultures and scavs.
vultures have masks in this particular shape, with two eye holes and these mandibles. when a vulture's mask is knocked off, other vultures will attack it.
I believe that the masks are some sort of identification system for vultures, to know what creatures are also vultures so they can attack other things, and that's why they attack unmasked vultures.
scavengers have very similar face shapes, round with two eyes and mandibles at the bottom. I believe that either scavengers evolved to look similar to vulture masks in order to try to trick the vultures into not attacking them, or they made masks to wear to more intentionally trick vultures. this would also be why they value vulture masks and king vulture masks so highly- because they can deter vulture attacks
anyways thats just a theory.... a rain theory
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linguists are so fuckin weird. why do they have shit like the "pooh pooh theory" and the "yo he ho theory" like this cannot be real