[fitslikemytshirt]

*taps mic* is this thing on

[yourmajestyyy]

My name is Junie B. Jones and the B stands for BACK ON MY BULLSHIT

[fitslikemytshirt]

Therapist: so how have you been?

Me: *unable to remember a single thought, action or feeling i've ever had*

Me: wtf kind of question is that

[bluenokia3210-deactivated201701]

Donald’s 10 year old son: *unplugs and plugs the router* Donald: son that is incredible

[memeluvr2-deactivated20200118]

[harryshouse]

[swarnpert]

male country artists: i love my truck and my beers

female country artists: i am going to kill my husband

[democratsinthesouth]

[koobaxion-deactivated20220403]

Developer: boss what’s our new app gonna be Bossman: *takes enormous bong rip*

*holds it for several seconds*

Bossman: *coughing uncontrollably* dog abs

[vampire-punk-deactivated2017051]

sometimes on the tumblrdotcom I see pictures of guys holding leashes around girls necks and maybe it is not my place to say but I think there are other more discreet ways to make sure you don’t get split up at the farmers market. Just agree on a landmark to meet at.

[jennyhoelzer-deactivated2016120]

Real talk the fruit of the spirit is love joy peace patience kindness goodness faithfulness gentleness and self control

[h0odrich]

Ke$ha birthed Tove Lo you can’t tell me other wise

[just-shower-thoughts]

Growing up my parents made me believe that someone turning a light on in the car while I’m driving was going to be a much bigger issue in my life than it actually is.

[npdevan]

howdy pardner

[boyegaz-blog]

[broad-city]

[communistcoppola-deactivated201]

ok but what is your favorite movie????? the one that you can watch at any time and it just takes you to that special place…. like … you’re real favorite movie, not the movie you tell to impress people :( the one that you unashamedly love with all your heart and would prob watch on your final day