let's get to bashing butts as well as deez nuts

my carrd 29/trans guy he/him "Honestly Karl Marx attacked the very notion of marriage in the Communist Manifesto. He might as well been singing "It's Raining Men" while rollerblading in San Francisco." - Anonymous

[swarnpert]

https://www.1997toyotatacomawaterpumpgasket.com/

[tragbarerpanzrabwehrkomplexfagot]

[retroactivebakeries]

going forward, red words are considered odd numbers, unless the words were already even numbers, like five. blue words are scared of odd numbers and so will only appear in the same sentence with them if there are green words there too. green words are considered even and five. if you trap a blue word in a sentence with red words but no green words, death will result, and will be considered odd. odd numbers are divisible by purple words unless they (purple or red) are prime or it is raining. death has resulted. a prime number can eat the corpses of most red words and some others but they will be absolutely poisoned and die if they eat an even number, like five. this is how the stock market works.

[c3po]

hey don’t check ur mailbox today i put anthrax in it sorry i regret it now i’m learning to not act on my impulses

[idlelizard]

cookie beast, stay tuned for his post-oven evolution...

[idlelizard]

wait he's cute!!!

[odddogs]

White Dog’s Embark Dog DNA Results

Embark dog DNA test - White Dog wants to share her results with you!

and all the girlies say he's pretty fly for a white

dog

[3000s]

brunette with orange hair

[segamascott]

well there's not one

[kosmogrl]

[thesquishyfish]

the view from the friiway

[ms-demeanor]

How do you feel about driving?

I can drive, I am good at driving, I enjoy driving.

I can drive, I am good at driving, I do not enjoy driving.

I can drive, I am bad at driving, I enjoy driving.

I can drive, I am bad at driving, I do not enjoy driving.

I haven't learned to drive, I think I would enjoy driving.

I haven't learned to drive, I do not think I would enjoy driving.

I can't drive anymore, I was good at it, I enjoyed driving.

I can't drive anymore, I was good at it, I didn't enjoy it.

I can't drive anymore, I was bad at it, I enjoyed it.

I can't drive anymore, I was bad at it, I didn't enjoy it.

Remaining time: 22 hours 49 minutes

[girlnumbers]

hi can we play staring and breathing together

[orochislayer]

Positive affirmations:

I shall cut down all who stand in my way

I shall cut down all who stand in my way

I shall cut down all who stand in my way

I shall cut down all who stand in my way

I shall cut down all who stand in my way

[swarnpert]

i had the impossible dream last night.....

[swarnpert]

i just got jumped by brockhampton

[aflo]

[longseasons]

does anyone like me and want to understand me

[tigerleopardlion]

Chinese Mountain Cat | Martin Andersen

[minmos]

kfc mobile app automatically put in my order under the name Nasty Ned and i cant change it can someone kill me expeditiously please

[minmos]

ITWONT LET ME CHANGE IT