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maria ; sixteen

[explorationadoration]

[drunp-archive-deactivated201711]

[vcmiting]

[nno-risk-deactivated20220210]

this is what i came here for

[fiuenza]

kuwei: hey jesper wanna visit me in ravka?

wylan: hey smartass wanna fucking drown

[jayseanfanclub-blog]

“far & away”

pooja mor for the edit magazine july 2016 by txema yeste

[allminetherainbow]

Eva third wheeling in season 1.

[kevjeanday]

“Isak and Even” by Natacha Martins {Insta/Tumblr} 

[minddpalaces]

That’s what I thought!

[jiminsaid]

for singles

[futureevilscientist]

confession: in the Russian alphabet, the letter х is pronounced like a hard h so whenever I see a phrase like “Sorry for your loss xoxo”, instead of hugs and kisses my brain always briefly interprets it as  "Sorry for your loss HOHOHO" like some jolly Santa Schadenfreude laughter there

[skamgif]

Am I a bad liar? I’m the fucking liar master, there’s no better liar than me! You have no idea what I’ve gotten away with!

[stillwesing]

skam s3 masterpost

with links for clips, full episodes and the texts in between. the links were taken from the official skam website. 

(season 3 promo: isak)

1:10

sunday, 02.10.16, 1:05 - part one (lykke til isak)

sunday, 02.10.16, 2:01 - instagram post

sunday, 02.10.16, 11:20 - part two (morrabrød)

sunday, 02.10.16, 13:15 - text between eva and isak

sunday, 02.10.16, 15:30 - the boys’ group chat

monday, 03.10.16, 11:40 - part three (går ned på chicks)

monday, 03.10.16, 14:25 - instagram post

tuesday, 04.10.16, 16:05 - instagram post

tuesday, 04.10.16, 18:29 - the boys’ group chat

tuesday, 04.10.16 - 22:03 - text between eva and isak

wednesday, 05.10.16, 12:25 - part four (biologi)

wednesday, 05.10.16, 15:05 - text between vilde and isak

thursday, 06.10.16, 12.02 - the kollektivet group chat

thursday, 06.10.16, 16:31 - the boys’ group chat

friday, 07.10.16, 14:14 - instagram post

friday, 07.10.16, 16:53 - the boys’ group chat

friday, 07.10.16, 19:15 - part five (kosegruppa)

episode 01 - lykke til isak

2:10

saturday, 08.10.16, 16:20 - the boys’ group chat

saturday, 08.10.16, 19:58 - instagram post

saturday, 08.10.16, 22:11 - instagram post

sunday, 09.10.16, 11:11 - part one (grindr)

monday, 10.10.16, 8:10 - part two (even)

tuesday, 11.10.16, 14:12 - the kollektivet group chat

tuesday, 11.10.16, 22:49 - text between emma and isak

wednesday, 12.10.16, 11:16 - part three (ikke vær frekk)

wednesday, 12.10.16, 14:22 - instagram post

thursday, 13.10.16, 17:28 - the boys’ group chat

thursday, 13.10.16, 22:15 - text between emma and isak

friday, 14.10.16, 01:01 - part four (romeo & juliet)

friday, 14.10.16, 16:40 - part five (mekke øl)

episode 02 - du er over 18 sant?

3:10

saturday, 15.10.16, 13:30 - part one (stress)

sunday, 16.10.16, 20:32 - instagram post

monday, 17.10.16, 03:03 - part two (gay)

monday, 17.10.16, 11:53 - part three (dust)

tuesday, 18.10.16, 14:04 - text between vilde and isak

tuesday, 18.10.16, 21:33 - instagram post (lol he’s gone so far)

wednesday, 19.10.16, 13:43 - part four (ultrahomse)

wednesday, 19.10.16, 15:26 - instagram post

thursday, 20.10.16, 20:16 - text between emma and isak

friday, 21.10.16, 15:04 - the boys’ group chat

friday, 21.10.16, 19:20 - part five (bånder)

episode 03 - nå bånder dere i overkant mye

4:10

saturday, 22.10.16, 00:06 - text between emma and isak

saturday, 22.10.16, 9:56 - text between emma and isak

saturday, 22.10.16, 11:47 - part one (sjalu)

saturday, 22.10.16, 14:28 - text between isak and his dad

sunday, 23.10.16, 19:29 - text between even and isak

monday, 24.10.16, 10:42 - part two (prøvde å ringe deg)

monday, 24.10.16, 16:34 - the kollektivet group chat

tuesday, 25.10.16, 12:27 - instagram post

tuesday, 25.10.16, 16:59 - text between even and isak

tuesday, 25.10.16, 19:50 - text between sana and isak

wednesday, 26.10.16, 13:31 - part three (evolusjonsteorien)

wednesday, 26.10.16, 20:19 - text between jonas, mahdi and isak (setting up magnus’ birthday party)

thursday, 27.10.16, 19:41 - text between even and isak

thursday, 27.10.16, 21:52 - text between emma and isak

friday, 28.10.16, 21:21 - part four (21:21)

episode 04 - keen på å bade

5:10

friday, 28.10.16, 22:14 - text from emma

saturday, 29.10.16, 15:15 - part one (hjernen er alene)

sunday, 30.10.16, 9:32 - part two (samme tid et helt annet sted)

sunday, 30.10.16, 17:32 - text from isak to even

sunday, 30.10.16, 21:21 - text from even to isak

monday, 31.10.16, 11:52 - part three (familieselskap)

monday, 31.10.16, 21:35 - the boys’ group chat

tuesday, 01.11.16, 20:19 - text from isak to even | translation

wednesday, 02.11.16, 10:34 - part four (pause) | transcript in english

wednesday, 02.11.16, 18:35 - the kollektivet group chat | translation

wednesday, 02.11.16, 21:28 - the boys’ group chat | translation

thursday, 03.11.16, 14:50 - instagram post | translation

(instagram story posted by isak)

thursday, 03.11.16, 17:15 - part five (pride) | transcript in english

friday, 04.11.16, 17:15 - the boys’ group chat | translation

friday, 04.11.16, 21:32 - part six (bros) | transcript in english

episode 05 - samme tid et helt annet sted

(one-week hiatus - saturday, 05.11.16, 03:00 - 14.11.16)

6:10

monday, 14.11.16, 9:58 - part one (returned) | transcription in english

monday, 14.11.16, 19:15 - text between eskild and isak | translation

tuesday, 15.11.16, 02:03 - part two (ingen lever lykkelig alle sine dager) | transcript in english

tuesday, 15.11.16, 16:32 - the kollektivet group chat | translation

wednesday, 16.11.16, 10:05 - part three (kan du varme et til meg også?)

thursday, 17.11.16, 14:08 - part four (kvart et menneske er en øy)

thursday, 17.11.16, 20:09 - text between jonas and isak

friday, 18.11.16, 01:53 - text from isak’s mom | translation 

friday, 18.11.16, 13:59 - part five (vært litt spess i det siste)

episode 06 - escobar season

7:10

saturday, 19.11.16, 15:31 - text from isak to even | translation

sunday, 20.11.16, 16:34 - part one (guru)

monday, 21.11.16, 17:01 - text between eskild and isak | translation

tuesday, 22.11.16, 13:25 - part two (frekt spørsmål)

tuesday, 22.11.16, 19:13 - text between jonas and isak (jonas being the most supportive friend, god bless) | translation

wednesday, 23.11.16, 11:49 - part three (homofob) | transcript in english

wednesday, 23.11.16, 21:14 - the kollektivet group chat | translation

wednesday, 23.11.16, 22:35 - the boys’ group chat

thursday, 24.11.16, 08:19 - part four (tegningen) | transcript in english

thursday, 24.11.16, 20:26 - text between eskild and isak | translation

friday, 25.11.16, 18:26 - part five (slutt å meld meg)

episode 07 - er du homo?

8:10

saturday, 26.11.16, 00:39 - text from eskild | translation 

saturday, 26.11.16, 11:11 - part one (tenke det du føler) | transcript in english

sunday, 27.11.16, 21:15 - instagram post (a picture of even <3) 

monday, 28.11.16, 14:33 - text between even and isak | translation

monday, 28.11.16, 19:15 - text from isak’s dad | translation

tuesday, 29.11.16, 12:55 - part two (religion) | transcript in english

wednesday, 30.11.16, 16:02 - the kollektivet group chat (when eskild post that damn cute picture of isak and even) | translation

wednesday, 30.11.16, 18:43 - text between even and isak | translation

thursday, 01.12.16, 14:50 - part three (dette er even)

thursday, 01.12.16, 17:49 - text between even and isak | translation

thursday, 01.12.16, 19:22 - text between even and isak | translation

friday, 02.12.16, 01:07 - text from even | translation

friday, 02.12.16, 15:07 - text between even and isak | translation

(instagram story posted by isak | another link)

friday, 02.12.16, 20:30 - part four (15:15 - 01:01)

episode 08 - mannen i mitt liv

9:10

saturday, 03.12.16, 01:18 - text between eskild and isak | translation

saturday, 03.12.16, 10:38 - part one (life is good)

sunday, 04.12.16, 17:44 - the kollektivet group chat | translation

monday, 05.12.16, 08:39 - text between sana and isak | translation

tuesday, 06.12.16, 11:46 - part two (klikka)

wednesday, 07.12.16, 15:52 - text between magnus and isak | translation

wednesday, 07.12.16, 17:01 - part three (sees fredag)

wednesday, 07.12.16, 17:42 - text between magnus and isak | translation

wednesday, 07.12.16, 19:25 - text from isak to even | translation

thursday, 08.12.16, 22:25 - text between vilde and isak | translation

friday, 09.12.16, 01:01 - text between jonas and isak | translation

friday, 09.12.16, 07:59 - text between vilde and isak | translation

friday, 09.12.16, 18:48 - text between isak and his mom | translation

friday, 09.12.16, 20:24 - part four (o helga natt)

episode 09 - det går over

10:10

saturday, 10.12.16, 08:10 - part one (minutt for minutt)

saturday, 10.12.16, 10:58 - text between eskild and isak | translation

sunday, 11.12.16, 20:59 - the kollektivet group chat | translation

monday, 12.12.16, 10:36 - part two (drittsekken)

monday, 12.12.16, 20:39 - the kollektivet group chat | translation

tuesday, 13.12.16, 10:52 - instagram post | caption translation

tuesday, 13.12.16, 14:57 - text between noora and isak

social media links: isak’s instagram | jonas’ instagram | mahdi’s instagram | magnus’ instagram | sana’s instagram | noora’s instagram | eva’s instagram | vilde’s instagram | chris b’s instagram | eskild’s instagram | kosagruppa instagram (translation for vilde’s video posted on 12.12.16)

i’ll be adding more text message translations as i find them. no translations were made by me, thanks for the wonderful people who take their time to translate things!! i’ll also update with the new things from the tenth episode. i won’t be posting links to translated episodes, but those shouldn’t be hard to find :)

[babzgordon]

adam: hey can i take a look at your journal for a sec? 

gansey: 

gansey: *visibly sweating* n/…o…

[skamz]

reasons why mahdi disi is an absolute gem

at the beginning of the episode 3, when they boys confront isak about lying so they wouldn’t pre-drink with emma and her friends, mahdi teases him, but when isak mentions his mom and it seems serious, he’s just like “hey it’s fine. just organize another pre-drink” to lighten up to mood and to let isak know he’s not mad because he doesn’t want isak to feel bad

in episode 5, after isak sees even kiss sonja and he comes outside to tell the guys they’re leaving and mahdi jokes about a isak having a “family reunion”, isak pushes him pretty violently, like he wants to fight. but mahdi doesn’t push back. mahdi is not violent, he doesn’t want to fight, especially not his friend

we learn in episode 6 that mahdi is not mad at isak for pushing him. if anything, he’s just worried about him. he cares about his friend and knows something’s up

in episode 7, when isak tells the guys they’ll have a pre-drink at his place and he tells mahdi he won’t be violent again, mahdi just had the biggest smile on his face and tells him “that’s chill” HEART OF GOLD

i actually have to include the smile here. what a sunshine

in the same scene, he’s totally offended by the idea that people in the school might think he’s an homophobe, he thinks it’s not funny at all

again in the same scene, he doesn’t flinch when isak tells them he likes even, doesn’t seem bothered at all by the idea. when magnus mentions that isak hooks up with girls, mahdi says he might be pansexual and opens a small discussion about sexuality like it’s no big deal. because it’s really no big deal to mahdi

totally encourages his boy isak to reach out to even at the end of the episode, is okay with isak kicking him out and the boys when even comes over

has a biggest smile on his face when he meets even!!! once again, just LOOK AT HIM 

has a great appreciation for waffles. his priorities are in order

is just generally a good GOOD, kind, fun, loving bean

[livthebookgeek]

Even: *exists*

Kollektivet: 

[nerdnereis]

This for every human being out there. Be aware and do not let anyone victimise you.

[toomucharitime]

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