Shimmering fuckery

🔬Research Scientist 📖Journaller 👁 Goblin Creature ☠️ Hail Yourself

[laterkiss]

happy pride to my favourite post on reddit

[crashtestjeffy-deactivated20240]

All amazing points and so important to take in. I think I have done a couple of these, but not habitually or intensely. But it's good awareness for me.

[confusionofconfusions-deactivat]

Boris won’t stop annoying me for dinner even though dinner is in 40 minutes so I’m trying to teach Boris when to expect dinner using base-bean

[confusionofconfusions-deactivat]

sulking

[weirdplutoprince]

Well, well, well. If it isn't the consequences of someone else's actions that I am directly impacted and severely affected by

[importantandunavoidable]

finding army issue pants at the thrift store that fit me is so interesting. they were really sending three foot tall dudes with gigantic asses to die in vietnam

[orteil42]

i strongly feel there should be a bart simpson emoji

[orteil42]

[datadegroove-deactivated2026042]

fuck 4chan

fuck twitter

fuck reddit

fuck tumblr

and fuck you

[npdclaraoswald]

A doll youtuber I watch has made a video about the history of Polly Pocket, and she's describing the plots of the dvd specials, one of which features an elderly woman named Ms. Throckmorton, and my reaction was

[pansyfemme]

one moment ☝️ *pauses the blowjob to start violently coughing up blood*

[liarsblade]

Genuinely why is everyone 12 now.

[liarsblade]

The worst part is that everyone else being 12 is making me more 12 out of necessity. Like what do you mean my most very strongly held and controversial beliefs now include "cover your mouth when you cough that's yucky" and "it's good to be nice and bad to be mean. You shouldn't be mean to people." That's the shit they used to get mad at me on the playground for.

[liarsblade]

They teach you this shit on carebears man. They teach you this shit on the smurfs.

[herssian]

online numbers can really fuck you up when it comes to your creative work because you're sharing something you worked on with all your heart but it's very important to remember there's actual people behind those numbers. even if it's 1. that's one whole actual person. that's a human being who said "haha nice". that's a connection with a REAL person with a REAL life and REAL thoughts and feelings and experiences. like. damn. that should mean something

[northshorewave]

Handing the Google executive currently chained in my basement a piece of paper that reads "Shall I end your torture?" with one checkbox that reads "No" and another that reads "Maybe later."

[cilantrhoes]

[null-the-void-monarch-offical]

Both

[nug-offical-deactiv]

i like the cat and hate elon musk

[pedantic-swedish-bunny-girl]

I like lesbians (think they're awesome) and I hope Elon gets lung cancer

[secretly-sirens]

Absolutely love lesbians and hate rich assholes. I don't usually wish death on anyone, but I can make an exception for corrupt and transphobic billionaires.

[civvic]

The mere concept of a resident evil male nude mod is so funny to me. Boy put that boaner away lest a sloppy little critter grabs hold of it

[despaircrossing]

[cats2019forthenintendoswitch]

The beatles and phone

[sciaphobe]

There’s a dog at work today who is a real life deviantart oc. He’s a border collie with long blonde 90s surfer dude bangs and it’s the most amazing thing I’ve seen since I started this job.

Nature is a wonder.

[sciaphobe]

I was being 100% serious.

[telumendils]

What do you think you're trying to understand about your story?

Dimension 20: Neverafter — Episode 9, “Origins”

[telumendils]

#the allegory to Black boyhood Lou brought to this character is simply unmatched by any other adaptation of pinocchio. it's That Good.