Klaus: Dave
Dave: Yeah?
Klaus: Do you like me?
Dave:
Dave:
Dave: WE’VE BEEN MARRIED FOR 4 YEARS KLAUS
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Klaus: Dave
Dave: Yeah?
Klaus: Do you like me?
Dave:
Dave:
Dave: WE’VE BEEN MARRIED FOR 4 YEARS KLAUS
Dave: You look like my first husband.
Klaus: You’ve been married before?
Dave: No :))
Klaus: *shook*
Diego: Dig one moat around your house and everyone’s all “you’re being unreasonable” and “where did you get the alligators”
Diego: If you sleep with more than two pillows you’re a psychopath.
Klaus in a heap of at least 7 pillows: A comfortable psychopath.
Cop: I'm pulling you over for trying to fit three people on a motorcycle, license a-
Diego: Wait, what? Three??
Cop: Yes, you, the kid, an-
Klaus: VANYA FUCKING FELL OFF
Kid Five: Who are you?
Adult Five: I’m you but smarter...fucking dumbass.
ASK ME STUFF
1: Full name
2: Age
3: 3 Fears
4: 3 things I love
5: 4 turns on
6: 4 turns off
7: My best friend
8: Sexual orientation
9: My best first date
10: How tall am I
11: What do I miss
12: What time were I born
13: Favourite color
14: Do I have a crush
15: Favourite quote
16: Favourite place
17: Favourite food
18: Do I use sarcasm
19: What am I listening to right now
20: First thing I notice in new person
21: Shoe size
22: Eye color
23: Hair color
24: Favourite style of clothing
25: Ever done a prank call?
27: Meaning behind my URL
28: Favourite movie
29: Favourite song
30: Favourite band
31: How I feel right now
32: Someone I love
33: My current relationship status
34: My relationship with my parents
35: Favourite holiday
36: Tattoos and piercing i have
37: Tattoos and piercing i want
38: The reason I joined Tumblr
39: Do I and my last ex hate each other?
40: Do I ever get “good morning” or “good night ” texts?
41: Have I ever kissed the last person you texted?
42: When did I last hold hands?
43: How long does it take me to get ready in the morning?
44: Have You shaved your legs in the past three days?
45: Where am I right now?
46: If I were drunk & can’t stand, who’s taking care of me?
47: Do I like my music loud or at a reasonable level?
48: Do I live with my Mom and Dad?
49: Am I excited for anything?
50: Do I have someone of the opposite sex I can tell everything to?
51: How often do I wear a fake smile?
52: When was the last time I hugged someone?
53: What if the last person I kissed was kissing someone else right in front of me?
54: Is there anyone I trust even though I should not?
55: What is something I disliked about today?
56: If I could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be?
57: What do I think about most?
58: What’s my strangest talent?
59: Do I have any strange phobias?
60: Do I prefer to be behind the camera or in front of it?
61: What was the last lie I told?
62: Do I perfer talking on the phone or video chatting online?
63: Do I believe in ghosts? How about aliens?
64: Do I believe in magic?
65: Do I believe in luck?
66: What’s the weather like right now?
67: What was the last book I’ve read?
68: Do I like the smell of gasoline?
69: Do I have any nicknames?
70: What was the worst injury I’ve ever had?
71: Do I spend money or save it?
72: Can I touch my nose with a tounge?
73: Is there anything pink in 10 feets from me?
74: Favourite animal?
75: What was I doing last night at 12 AM?
76: What do I think is Satan’s last name is?
77: What’s a song that always makes me happy when I hear it?
78: How can you win my heart?
79: What would I want to be written on my tombstone?
80: What is my favorite word?
81: My top 5 blogs on tumblr
82: If the whole world were listening to me right now, what would I say?
83: Do I have any relatives in jail?
84: I accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what’s even cooler is that they endow me with the super-power of my choice! What is that power?
85: What would be a question I’d be afraid to tell the truth on?
86: What is my current desktop picture?
87: Had sex?
88: Bought condoms?
89: Gotten pregnant?
90: Failed a class?
91: Kissed a boy?
92: Kissed a girl?
93: Have I ever kissed somebody in the rain?
94: Had job?
95: Left the house without my wallet?
96: Bullied someone on the internet?
97: Had sex in public?
98: Played on a sports team?
99: Smoked weed?
100: Did drugs?
101: Smoked cigarettes?
102: Drank alcohol?
103: Am I a vegetarian/vegan?
104: Been overweight?
105: Been underweight?
106: Been to a wedding?
107: Been on the computer for 5 hours straight?
108: Watched TV for 5 hours straight?
109: Been outside my home country?
110: Gotten my heart broken?
111: Been to a professional sports game?
112: Broken a bone?
113: Cut myself?
114: Been to prom?
115: Been in airplane?
116: Fly by helicopter?
117: What concerts have I been to?
118: Had a crush on someone of the same sex?
119: Learned another language?
120: Wore make up?
121: Lost my virginity before I was 18?
122: Had oral sex?
123: Dyed my hair?
124: Voted in a presidential election?
125: Rode in an ambulance?
126: Had a surgery?
127: Met someone famous?
128: Stalked someone on a social network?
129: Peed outside?
130: Been fishing?
131: Helped with charity?
132: Been rejected by a crush?
133: Broken a mirror?
134: What do I want for birthday?
135: How many kids do I want and what will be their names?
136: Was I named after anyone?
137: Do I like my handwriting?
138: What was my favourite toy as a child?
139: Favourite Tv Show?
140: Where do I want to live when older?
141: Play any musical instrument?
142: One of my scars, how did I get it?
143: Favourite pizza toping?
144: Am I afraid of the dark?
145: Am I afraid of heights?
146: Have I ever got caught sneaking out or doing anything bad?
147: Have I ever tried my hardest and then gotten disappointed in the end?
148: What I’m really bad at
149: What my greatest achievments are
150: The meanest thing somebody has ever said to me
151: What I’d do if I won in a lottery
152: What do I like about myself
153: My closest Tumblr friend
154: Something I fantasise about
155: Any question you’d like?
Ask me and Jack stuff!
Dave: I would like to propose-
Klaus: :0
Dave: -an idea.
Klaus: :(
Klaus: I’m totally straight
Diego: No, you’re not.
Klaus: Yeah I am Diego.
Diego: You’re about as straight as Vanya.
Klaus: See! There you go I’m straight.
Diego: Klaus..Vanyas not straight.
Klaus: Shes not?
Diego: *slowly shakes his head*
Klaus*suddenly wrapped in pride flagg* Guys I have something to tell you.
Klaus: I can’t believe Diego! “Klaus, your hummus obsession has gone too far”. The JERK!
Ben: Uhm … are you … sure he doesn’t have a point?
Klaus, shaking and on his third hummus jar that day: Why would you say such a thing?
Hiatus!
Ima be on hiatus because
a) I’m on vacation for the weekend
b) I am going to avoid the internet until I see Endgame on Tuesday
Sors Guys I’ll be back on Wednesday!
Klaus: You’re being so annoying!
Ben: So are you!
Klaus: Yeah But I’m always annoying what’s your excuse!!?
Five: So Luther sneezed earlier, and I accidentally said “shut the fuck up” instead of “bless you”
Vanya: How do you accidentally say “shut the fuck up”?
Ben: It’s your life Klaus! Live it how you want!
Klaus: I am! That’s why I’m currently drunk, sitting in my room writing erotica!
Vanya: So hows living with Klaus?
Diego: I tried to give him water instead of vodka and he said it was against his religion.
Vanya *solomnly*: Hes always been the spiritual type.
Hey Guys Gals and Nonbinary Pals!
With my blog getting a little more attention these days I wanted to lay out some dni rules.
If you are any of the following, do not follow this blog or like/reblog any of our posts.
-Homophobic
-Transphobic
-Don’t support non-binary people
-Don’t support asexual/aromantic people
-Support Pedophiles/other weird pseudo pedophiles who don’t say their pedos but totally r
-a terf/swerf or support terfs/swerfs
-are just generally an asshole
Okay have a good day everyone! (Except the above)
Seriousl Props To @ace-nyctophyle for liking so many of our post! I appreciate it my dear human! ((Ps I want to say ur valid af don’t let anyone say nasty things about you!))