je suis loser

hello im morgan (24, she/her) and im cool like 9% of the time.

[sircolinmorgan]

MERLIN (20th September 2008 - 24th December 2012)

[kohinoors]

[stevielims]

SHANE: you gotta find that walkie- RYAN: [sighs] SHANE: and if you shoot for the moon, i think you’ll find what you’re looking for. RYAN: if i shoot- oh, okay. i mean, it’s probably at the bottom. SHANE: uh, well. RYAN: what do you mean, ‘uh, well.’ SHANE: i guess the whole point is you have to find it, right?

watcher: ghost files; 1.01

[lmaonade]

if you’re playing rock paper scissors and you do the same attack you have to kiss

[flowerbleedme]

rock-rock: kiss

paper-paper: high five

scissors-scissors:

[blessmeanyways]

i cant stop thinking about this

[littlee-akumaa-deactivated20221]

some people are afraid to be corny. not me. i live life on the cob, baby.

[ryebreadgf]

girls literally stop whining about 123movies and get adblock ultimate and a popup blocker extension do you think your ancestors died of the common cold just for you to be this helpless !!!!

[n1ntendos]

obsessed with this

[coffeeseed]

God, I can't tell you how much the "there's not enough enrichment in my enclosure" joke has helped my mental health. Because, for some reason I can't comprehend, pretending that I'm a zoo keeper caring for an animal (which is also me) just makes everything easier to comprehend. Like "Your head gets screwey when you're apartment is messy" just doesn't carry as much resonance as "The tiger becomes agitated when its enclosure is cluttered" because then I'll be like, no shit? The tiger? I've gotta keep things nice and clean for the tiger.

[pinesourcearchive-deactivated20]

She’s an incredible talent. It was important for me to have a partner who felt like she came from the earth and was really strong, powerful and grounded — and Florence was that.  — CHRIS PINE

Chris Pine and Florence Pugh in Outlaw King (2018)

[urparty]

andrew garfield coming out as a method actor in 2022 as if the world didnt watch him fall flat on his face in love with jesse eisenberg to film the social network in 2010

[emo-church]

[patheticspineless]

the best thing about being alive on earth is that sometimes there is a kitty

[sunlightandsin]

Does your heart get tired?

[josie69am]

Rip to the queen but I can't stop having a fat ass

[birdmans]

[plumstreet]

I looooove going the speed limit. the people behind me sure don't tho

[plumstreet]

im going 45 in a 45 and the guy behind me's like i hope she never sees the gates of heaven