Fjord O' Justice

Sophie. She/Her. Late 20s. Be the flavour you want to taste in the universe.

[fjordojustice]

Literally why wouldn't you follow me? I mainly reblog strange shitposts from various transgenders, niche science facts, serious political posts, and pictures of cute animals. I whiplash between these things basically at random.

Also a solid half the time by "cute animal" I do mean close-up photos of spiders or other cute bugs (entomologists don't @ me). If you don't like bugs thats ok it's just that you're probably a bad person and should fix your heart.

This is a blog for the people.

[contemptible-scoundrel]

PERVERT VN: art

LOOTBOX-RIDDLED LIVE SERVICE GAME: art

COMPUTER GENERATED PHOTOGRAPH OF HOMER SIMPSON SHAKING HANDS WITH PETER GRIFFIN: art

STRANGE PORNOGRAPHY: art

SUPERHERO COMICS: not art

[gingik]

[armengoldira]

[frostops]

Ringo chuckled, “You mean the elf stones?”

[vimbry-moved]

[ssexbug]

all i ever do is eat leafs soo why i go to hell ?

[herpsandbirds]

can i get some common swifts?

Common Swift (Apus apus), family Apodidae, order Apodiformes, Balazuc, France

photograph by Alexis Lours

France - photograph by Volker Hesse

Iceland - photo by Daniel Bergmann

Chicks on the nest - photograph by Erich Kaiser

[7dmom]

It is actually kind of brave to fight against evilness and darkness with laughter and stand up comedy

[thedeliaishere]

Spiritualist elf stones believer: the gods of the old world have given Ringo Starr the elf stones

Materialist elf stones believer: material conditions have aligned such that Ringo Starr could claim the power of the elf stones

Agnostic elf stones believer: nobody knows why Ringo Starr can use the elf stones

[sunderwight]

The problem with studying the deep ocean is that humans need light to look at things, the depths of the ocean are extremely dark, and what lives there is accustomed to spending most of its time in that darkness. So when we go down there with submersibles and turn on Big Lights to see, we invariably and dramatically alter what's going on, in the same way that it's generally difficult to observe the natural behaviors of terrestrial animals if you whip out a megaphone and shout HEY GUYS WHAT ARE YOU DOING at them first.

[adizzyninja]

A humble snubnose eelpout on its way to the whale fall buffet when some nearby humans give it a quick, unintrusive study:

[julianova44]

I put this in the comments but feel it needs a reblog- Check out some of Dr Edith Widder’s work on light in the deep sea! Among other things, she used the bioluminescence of stoplight fish to deduce wavelengths which most deep sea animals can’t perceive and used that to create light filters to be able to film with minimal disturbance! And that’s how we got 25 minutes of giant squid footage!!!!

[anguilliforme]

really big extra-large size moth found on malgana and nhanda country in wa if you even care

[creacher-art]

Endoxyla cinereus I thinks aka giant wood moth. Real creature & not ai!

[uncle-beanbag-mojave]

I do care and wish to pet

[fridgebride]

[bloodsadx]

some of yall so busy playing the peeping tom you forgot to dismantle the beeping bomb

[bloodsadx]

now a days i fear so much of the youth is so busy eating cheetos theyre not paying attention to the scary men abusing cheat codes

[rcktpwr]

the problem is that everyone is on their phones now chasing a bit of likes and they don’t even realize they’re about to fall into a pit of spikes

[pansyfemme]

me when i FUCKING get you *image of two mourning doves cuddling*

[paperandpencilsandskips]

[mangonetics]

Dogs serve as a kind of virtue eater for Americans to pour all of their kindness into without the risk of improving society or being nice to someone with any agency

[lookinggoodinplaid]

(In a Werner Herzog voice) The perpetual references to Lassie in popular culture, an archetypal savior of the family and its children, positions the dog as an enforcer of the status quo. Beneath those watery irises is an endeavor to sequester the latent kindnesses of society into a furry, lovable vessel rather than allow individuals to direct it towards each other. Lassie is an evil, borne from our innate cowardice towards the prospect interacting with one's fellow man. Perhaps it is easier for the American to die than to reach out a hand in fellowship. Under the prevalence of canines, cruelty is a preferential morality.

[footage of police dogs is shown over the last few sentences]

[estrogenesis-vaporeongelion]

in zis sense, we arr all little timmy, down hiz well

[paranoidgemsbok]

Stardew valley is problematic because it forces you to have an outside cat in a threatened woodland environment