[weirdwerewolf-deactivated-deact]

why does wine taste like shit?

[weirdwerewolf-deactivated-deact]

i am going to run through the woods naked

[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

[7l7l7l7l7l7l7l7]

imagine someone listening to a song and thinking of you

[jeliyfish]

[d0gbl0g]

[kiwimidnight]

[praying]

[loloftheday]

rolled up to the girl

[brothamalcolmfarrakhan]

Toooooooo fuckin smooth

[mr-phishbowl]

10/10

The execution.

The precision.

Then he made her laugh…

[whitepeopletwitter]

[lorem64]

I’m so confused why he would think cookie dough would give him salmonella??? What parent told him this. There’s no chicken in there!

[ankaa-avarshina]

Two words: Raw eggs.

[lorem64]

?? What kind of world do you live in where Raw eggs carry salmonella or are in anyway unsafe

[ankaa-avarshina]

Don’t ask me, ask them Americans. I’m an Asian just passing the word on

[phantoms-lair]

*deep breath* Though the risk is small, raw eggs can carry samonella.

MORE THREATENINGLY Raw wheat can carry E. Coli. However, if you don’t mind making your own cookie dough, you can easily make it safely.

Take your standard recipe. Omit the eggs. Eggs serve as a binding agent to hold the cookie together. Since we’re eating the dough raw, that’s not needed. Take the flour, put it in a pan and bake it at 350 for 7 minutes. Any E. Coli is now dead.

Just mix the rest of the ingredients together as the recipe is called for and BAM, perfectly safe edible cookie dough.

[crayyola-deactivated20220827]

Thank u so fucking much for this wisdom

[antique-scarecrow]

wait you’re telling my i can get E, Coli just FROM EATING FLOUR straight from the bag???

[kingantlion-deactivated20231130]

Why..why are you eating flour straight from the bag?

[my-teen-quote]

[positivity-in-recovery]

[arinashitabun]

Art by Hector aka shitty watercolor

[skylowalker]

[moki-dokie]

😭😭😭😭

[drcrowdpleaser]

[veinh]

[unchildhood]

IAIN THOMAS

The Age At Which It Happens (2012), published on iwrotethisforyou.me;

So-called “Devil in the glass”, 1st half of the 17th century, glass, metal, 6.6 x 3.5 cm, Kunsthistorisches Museum Vienna, Austria

[anniespositivity]

You do not need permission to speak, take up space or express your feelings. So, please do not apologise for talking too much, asking for help, showing your emotions and being vulnerable. You have every right to do so. You do not need permission to simply exist, my love. Do not let anyone make you feel small, for you are so valuable and important. You are allowed to express yourself. You are not a burden, annoying, overreacting or anything like that. You matter and so do your thoughts and emotions, so do not ever apologise for sharing them. 

[neckkiss]

À nos amours (1983)

[danger]

[desertislandcomics]

Same. Edie Fake from Gaylord Phoenix 8, published by the crucial Pegacorn Press

[sloppystyle]

bug boys

[guardianofscrewingup]

It’s amazing how much we can see ourselves in some of the other ape species and how much they likely see of themselves in us. 

[shakespork]

everyone in the comments going “haha two apes looking at a bug...”

bitch you’re looking too

three apes looking at a bug

[lobo-cansado-de-ojos-rojos]

I wanna smack that gorillas ass, it’s probably kill em but it’d be enough to see it’s reaction.