Firebird

Enby, they/them, maybe some she/her.

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If you reblogged me and are looking at my profile, stay a while! Look through! Snoop! I post a lot of my random thoughts here and I hope some of them make you laugh!

LATER EDIT - My best posts are untagged you actually have to dig through the tumblr mines here.

This profile is a welcome space to everyone!! Except assholes, racists, homophobes, transphobes, and Russian born Americans who’s name starts with an L (you know EXACTLY who you are if you’re on tumblr get off my profile you assholio. If you’re a different Russian born L American I don’t care I just want this one girl out)

That’s not a DNI though I’m just gonna cuss you out. Except that one girl if you’re here DNI. Fuck you.

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My family’s last name is Apple but only according to Internet textboxes that definitely don’t need our last names

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Guy I was flirting with for a little added me from a second account and made up this whole convoluted story, shit was so believable, we need to send him to Broadway.

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Hearing about the white lighter myth was so baffling as white lighters have always been a sign of good luck to me?? Like “I’ve successfully stolen this lighter and removed the print, it’s a generic lighter now and could easily be mine”

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Us left handers only get a single day but us gays get a whole month?

(Joke if it’s not clear)

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“It’s not our responsibility to educate people”

I’d certainly rather it be us than conservative manfluencers telling everyone we’re all evil and gonna eat your babies.

If anyone asks me questions about my identity from a place of genuine curiosity and not just trying to be an asshole to me I WILL happily answer, a good sit down can turn SOME homophobes (I hate em because I’ve never met one and my family told me they’re bad) into a “well you do you, maybe we can have a FRIENDLY beer together” not an ally for sure, but someone who won’t be hating, which is a step up.

And a good sit down with someone who hasn’t really heard of the community too much before can create a lifelong ally and maybe crack a few eggs.

There is no reason for us to not answer questions and help educate those who don’t know better about the LGBTQ+, all it can do is help as long as we aren’t assholes about it, I’ve had many civil discussions with haters and made them a lot less hatey

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Do you think we as humans were uncomfortably hot for a bit after the Ice Age ended?

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Oh btw besties if you want to know how the Democrats will act if they take power again I want you to take a good look at the UK’s current Labour government.

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Once in a while someone will have some “novel” transportation idea that’s basically reinventing the train, so I suppose we skip that step of pretending we’re not reinventing the train.

Introducing: VERTICAL TRAINS

Why do these things go on for so long when you can just stack em? Also a lot easier to see trains from further away when they’re all their own skyscrapers.

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There was this one math teacher who had a sister who became a math teacher at the same school with another sister (presumably on course to teaching math) and now every time I hear about anyone with the same last name I assume they’re part of the global conspiracy to teach teenagers math.

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I make alternate history maps sometimes and no matter what if I can at ALL justify it I get rid of Belgium and restore Czechoslovakia. Belgium shouldn’t even exist in the first place, it’s an unholy combination of the French and the Dutch. Czechoslovakia just has cool looking borders,

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If Ea-Nasir had kids we’re probably nearly ALL descendants of him. Stop making fun of your great great great (x300) grandfather. A lot of Europeans descend from Charlemagne, and he wasn’t even that long ago… relatively speaking when we’re talking about Ea-Nasir. That copper salesman is most likely a part of your family.

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If Minecraft taught me anything I know to stay inside until I go to sleep or else them phantoms gonna get me. I’m on my third day of maybe a combined 6 hours of sleep for all 3 days. Probably closer to 4.

Dear body, please lemme sleep (after Pride today that is, lemme flirt with cute enbies before I sleep)

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we need to stop overfeeding the plants

[nyancrimew]

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Omg it’s good with computers AND it’s hot

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Let’s stop giving them the acronym

MAGA is now Make America Gay Again

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With autofill ruling my life I will say it’s incredibly nice to clack a password into a physical keyboard for once in a while