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[ Independent Role-play blog for Eric Cartman and Damien Thorn from South Park ] *None Of The Art On This Blog Is Mine*

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dipper takes wirt 2 taco bell - a fanfiction

dipper takes wirt 2 taco bell - written by ashykins and loser kawaii—giffany

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(ʃƪ ˘ ³˘)

Send me a “(ʃƪ ˘ ³˘)” and my muse will respond with a kiss that resembles their feeling(s) or relationship towards yours.

The Bridge of Nose: Treasuring

Cheeks painted a light pink, something that seemed to be quite prominent on him now when Damien was around; Eric leans forward slightly, pecking the other on the bridge of his nose before he quickly turns his head away.

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[flaming-fatass]

Damien half smiled as Eric kissed his nose. He watched the chubbier boy and tilted his head to the side a little. "That was sweet of you..~" he purred lightly as he leaded in some.

[dont-fuck-with-the-dragonbo-blog]

"I need a place to spend the night."

Dovah stared at Eric for a few moments, rocking on the heels of his feet. He wanted to ask why but there was always times to do that later. “Okay. You can stay at my house if ya want, my bed’s free.” He smiled.

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[dont-fuck-with-the-dragonbo-blog]

Dovah blinked, a small ‘innocent’ smile curling at the ends of his lips as he glanced up at Eric through the corner of his eyes. “Maybe.”

[flaming-fatass]

"You're a fucking nerd." He mumbled as he looked to the side. "But a cute one.." Eric blushed lightly before he turned away. "Though I might just push you out of your own bed, yew know?"

[malydiawrites-blog]

SEND ME ONE FOR MY MUSE’S REACTION

"Are you breaking up with me?" "Are you having nightmares again?" "Anything you want to say?" "Apparently, I need to grow a mustache." "Balloons? Really?" "Be quiet!" "But what if we get caught?" "Can you not?" "Care to tell me what’s going on?" "Come find me." "Did you even love me?" "Did you ever stop to think about how I feel?" "Don’t look at me like that." "Don’t touch me." "Do you love him/her?" "Do you love me?" "Everyone leaves." "Eviction notice. It’s an eviction notice."  "Fine, I’ll go." "Finally!" "Fight me for it." "Fuck it." "Get away from me." "Gotcha!" "How high are you?" "How did you get here?" "I bought a goat." "If what we had was real, how could you be fine?" "I get that you wanted to come up with the plan, but your plan is stupid." "I hate you." "I’ll bet you a dollar." "I said that I’m in love with you." "I think I’m pregnant." "I’m going to kill you." "I’m not eating that." "Is that a chicken?" "It’s not that I think your cooking is bad! It’s just … Not that good." "Jokes on me, huh?" "Just friends?" "Just let me go." "Just tell me the truth!"  "Kiss me." "Kicking someone is not a form of romance." "Let me explain." "Listen, it was a completely innocent gesture." "Maybe you should go." "Maybe fuck you will be our always." "May need you to bail me out of jail." "Miss you." "No. The answer is no." "Not drunk enough for this." "Never, ever doing that again." "Okay, I know this looks bad…" "Please don’t." "Please stop talking." "Personally, I’d rather make out with a cactus." "Quick, I need you to bring me a bottle of bleach." "Quiet! Someone’s going to hear." "Quit being annoying." "Really, where were you?" "Right. Of course it’s my fault." "Silly of me to think you actually cared." "Simple? Brushing my teeth is simple. This? This is not simple." "So… How’s the weather?" "Tell me you didn’t steal someones dog." "There’s something wrong with you." "This definitely isn’t what it looks like." "Us? There is no us." "Unable to process the stupidity of what you just said. Sorry." "Unfortunately, she/he said no."  "Very cute." "We can’t do this." "Was it just a lie?" "Wait, what did you just say?" "Wait! Hold on!"  "Who the hell is passed out in the driveway?" "What the hell?" "Why are you naked?" "Why is there silly string everywhere?" "Why is there a frozen turkey in the bathtub?"  "Without you, I’m lost." "X-Rays? What the hell did you do and why didn’t you tell me?" "You broke up with me. There’s nothing left between us anymore." "You’re leaving? But it’s taco night…" "Zebras have nothing to do with this conversation." "Zelda is more important right now." 

[roleplayaskmemes]

Send me a ★and I will generate a number for what my muse will say to yours.

SEXUAL TENSION VERSION (can be nsfw, better used with ships)

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SEND ME ONE FOR MY MUSE'S REACTION; Coldplay Edition.

"I miss her."

"I’m sure there must be something more."

"Don't let it break your heart."

"You don't have to be alone."

"You don't have to be on your own."

"I'm not gonna take it back."

"I'm nothing on my own."

"I love you, please come home."

"i know the mistakes that I made."

"When am I gonna see that pretty face again?"

"I'm going to give you my heart."

"I want to die in your arms."

"All I want in this world is for you to come home."

"I miss you so."

"I should not have let you go."

"You're always in my head."

"I'll carry your world."

"I feel safe when I'm with you."

"I always loved you darling, and I always will."

"I will try to fix you."

"I promise you that I'll learn from my mistakes."

"Can you hear my heart beating?"

"I was scared..."

"I love you so much that it hurts."

"Don't let me go."

"I can't get over you."

"Life goes on..."

"All we ever seemed to do is fight on and on."

"I'll be there by your side."

"I'll always be waiting for you."

"I won't let you down."

"Without you it’s a waste of time."

"You belong to me."

"You really broke my heart."

"Tell me you love me."

"I've never felt this way before."

"I never meant to do you wrong."

"Tell me you love me. If you don't then lie to me."

"It's us against the world."

"If you love me, won't you let me know?"

[flaming-fatass]

Shout at my muse to see how they respond:

"I shouldn’t be in love with you!"

"It’s not fair!"

"I could kill you right now!"

"Knock it off!"

"Screw you!"

"You’re a complete moron!"

"I love this song!"

"Bring that here!"

"I hate you!"

"I’m pissed off!"

"Make me!"

"I wish you’d never been born!"

"I bought ice cream!"

"Kiss my ass!"

"Shut up!"

"I can’t do it anymore!"

"Take me home!"

"Just kiss me already!

"I can't be in love with you!"

"I can't believe this!"

"Piss off!"

"I wish things were that simple!"

"I love you!"

"Jump off a bridge!"

"You’re so hot!"

[brittsmemes]

Put "Do Me" in my ask and I will generate a number;

NSFW SCENARIOS:

Lose your virginity. (either your muse, my muse or both together)

Act out a sexual fantasy.

Rough Sex.

One Night Stand

Dirty texts / Picture texts

My muse will dress up for yours however you want them to.

My muse will be desperate to sleep with yours. 

Our muses will have a threesome together.

Shower sex. 

Public sex.

[roleplayaskmemes]

Send me "that’s dirty" and I will generate a number for what my muse will say to yours.

Sexual Sunday NSFW special, they’re all suggestive, but don’t have to be responded to in a NSFW manner.

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[brittsmemes]

Thread Ideas: NSFW version

Send in a number 1 - 10 and see what you get! Don’t cheat and look under the cut!

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[flaming-fatass]

dark starter sentences

some yandere, some angst, some rivalry, but no happy stuff on this list

"You actually thought i cared about you?"

"I wonder how loudly i can make you scream in agony?"

"You're a monster!"

"It would be a shame if i had to damage that pretty face of yours."

"You're all mine now."

"How could you do this to me!?"

"I trusted you!"

"Is that supposed to scare me?"

"Put the knife down."

"You're scaring me..."

"You look so sexy when you're all bloodied and bruised like that~"

"I wonder how many volts it would take to kill you?"

"Why are you pointing that gun at me?"

"Let me go!"

"You're so cute when you struggle like that~"

"Your blood smells wonderful."

"Who did this to you?"

"You're in my way."

"I thought you were dead!"

"Help me!"

"Long live the king."

"What did they do to you?"

"What have you done?"

"Maybe i should carve a pretty picture in your flesh?"

"Don't worry, I won't do anything fatal, I just need some information."

"I don't care what you do to me, I'll never tell you!"

"Stop it, your hurting me!"

"They'll kill you!"

"I hate you."

"The only reason I chained you up is to show you how much I love you!"

"If you keep struggling like that I'll have to punish you~"

[dusty--angel]

Send me a "(ʃƪ ˘ ³˘)" and my muse will respond with a kiss that resembles their feeling(s) or relationship towards yours.

Hair: Irresistible Longing

Forehead: Blessing/Friendship

Eyelid: Adoration

Ear: Temptation

The Bridge of Nose: Treasuring

Cheek: Dear/Kindness/Satisfaction

Lips: Love

Throat: Desire

Nape: Deep Attachment

Back: Confirmation

Chest: Possession

Arm: Affection/Adoration

Wrist: Desire/Lust

Back of Hand: Respect/Love

Palm of Hand: Begging/Entreaty

Fingertip: Praise/Admiration

Tummy: You-will-always-come-back-to-me

Waist: Binding

Thigh: Control

Leg: Obediance

Instep: Subordination

Tip of the Toe: Worship/Idolize

((meme inspired by this))

[rp-memes]

Send me a ✖ if you ever wanted to rp with me, send me a ✿ if you really like my muse/ how i portray them.

[brittsmemes]

Put "I've wanted you this whole time." in my ask for my muses reaction

[brittsmemes]

Send "Are you in love with _____" for my muses reaction

[dont-fuck-with-the-dragonbo-blog]

"I need a place to spend the night."

Dovah stared at Eric for a few moments, rocking on the heels of his feet. He wanted to ask why but there was always times to do that later. “Okay. You can stay at my house if ya want, my bed’s free.” He smiled.

flaming-fatass

[flaming-fatass]

"Great. Thanks.." He mumbled as he rubbed his own arm lightly. "Are yew wantin' to share the bed with me or somethin'?" Eric gave a little smirk  as he looked at  Dovah.

[flaming-fatass]

"Even dirtier!"

Send me "Even dirtier!" and I will generate a number for what my muse will say to yours.15.  “You look good enough to eat.”

Damien blushed a little as he approached the other boy. He was trying out this whole flirting thing. He awkwardly rubbed his arm as he mumbled. “You look um good enough to eat.” The antichrist placed a hand over his face and looked to the side- god that was pathetic.

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He blinked once. “Uhm.. Is that supposed to be a compliment?” He questioned.

[flaming-fatass]

"I.. I guess so. I'm not really sure.. I'm new at this whole courting thing.." Damien mumbled as he lowered the hand from his face. "Did it work- just a tad?"