alleyways.

AHN JIHOON even if he doesn't have a reason to live his eyes flutter open in the morning. he still breathes, when there's no reason to. if he has no reason to live, does that mean he can't?

[flanevr]

( plot call ! ) whispers anyone who is interested in plotting should add me on aim. i finally made one yodels victory !!

[flanevr]

Terrible Pick-Up Lines Meme

"Do you know what would look good on you? Me."

"Excuse me, I am about to go home to masturbate and needed a name to go with the face."

"Fuck me if I am wrong, but you want to screw me, don't you?"

"Hey, want to play house? I could be the door, and you could slam me all night long."

"I do floors, doors, windows, and you."

"If I flip a coin, what are the chances of me getting head?"

"If I was a skateboard and you were a ramp, I would grind you all night."

"If I was your coworker, I'd sexually harass you."

"I’m tired. You’re tired. Let’s sleep together!"

"Life is like a dick. When it gets hard, 'Fuck it'."

"Remember my name. you'll be screaming it later."

"Roses are red, violets are blue. I like spaghetti, let's go screw."

"That dress looks very becoming on you. Of course, if I were on you, I'd be coming, too."

"What are you doing tonight? Besides me?"

"You are what you eat, and tonight I want to be you."

"You must be a cold shower, because I'd love to be inside of you."

"You must not have air conditioning because I'm your fan and you're turning me on."

"You remind me of my pink toe; you're small, you're cute, and I'm probably going to bang you on my coffee table later tonight."

"You wanna go skinny dipping in my water bed?"

[unpaid]

[flanevr]

all the nsfw questions!

❤ :Where on their body is your muse most sensitive?

neck.

✿ :Has your muse ever had sex before?

yes.

☜ :Does your muse like to top?

yes. 

☞ :Does your muse like to bottom?

he would not. he could not. unless he’s really desperate.

∀ :Your muse’s favorite position?

doggy style.

☺ :How often does your muse masturbate?

once a week. sometimes rather frequently.

☂ :How long does it take your muse to hit climax, usually?

from five to six minutes. 

✌ :Is your muse good with their hands?

most definitely.

♡ :Does your muse have any birthmarks or scars they get embarrassed about others seeing?

he has some scars (he is a bodyguard, after all) here and there, but he’s not really embarrassed of it.

Á :Is your muse loud in bed?

yes. he curses and everything.

⚔ :Does your muse have any specific kinks?

roleplaying, frotting, sex toys & teasing.

☌ :Would/does your muse have any special piercings anywhere? Would they get some?

he wouldn’t.

♥ :Does your muse like to cuddle after sex? Anything else for aftercare?

cuddling, yes. he likes playing with his partner’s hair and hands. perhaps, a second round if his partner wishes. 

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NSFW headcanon questions

❤ : Where on their body is your muse most sensitive?

✿ : Has your muse ever had sex before?

☜ : Does your muse like to top?

☞ : Does your muse like to bottom?

∀ : Your muse's favorite position?

☺ : How often does your muse masturbate?

☂ : How long does it take your muse to hit climax, usually?

✌ : Is your muse good with their hands?

♡ : Does your muse have any birthmarks or scars they get embarrassed about others seeing?

Á : Is your muse loud in bed?

⚔ : Does your muse have any specific kinks?

☌ : Would/does your muse have any special piercings anywhere? Would they get some?

♥ : Does your muse like to cuddle after sex? Anything else for aftercare?

[flanevr]

(sms: jihoon) okay but can you even blame me??? did you get a taste of that burrito???????? (sms: jihoon) no? i thought so (sms: jihoon) no but really that was a good ass burrito im kinda craving another (sms: jihoon) accompany me to get another one please :)

( sms: raeverse ) priorities, rae. ( sms: raeverse ) the guy had really pretty hands oK  ( sms: raeverse ) i couldn't help but get distracted ( sms: raeverse ) hell yeah, but if that guy's not on shift, i'm going home.

[flanevr]

6, 23, 44, 48

Send a number and I’ll tell you my muse’s:

6: least favourite song.

most of those overexposed ones on the radio nowadays.

23: favourite personal quality.

hands.

44: pajama style

he can’t be bothered with pajamas, so he sleeps in briefs.

48: smallest but still there fear

losing someone dear to him. it’s not exactly small, but he shows it the least.

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36~

Send a number and I’ll tell you my muse’s:

36: repetitive wish they always say.

jihoon always wishes for time. time to think, time to clear out his mind, time to decide. “give me time” is something you’ll constanty hear him say.

[hereisout]

[angstmemes]

Mun VS. Muse

[flanevr]

(Bold what applies.)

ｂａｓｉｃｓ:

WHO OF YOU IS:

Older? muse/mun Taller? muse/mun Richer? muse/mun Neater? muse/mun Nicer? muse/mun Smarter? muse/mun Funnier? muse/mun

ａｄｖａｎｃｅｄ:

Who is a better friend? muse/mun/both Who lies the most? muse/mun Who swears the most? muse/mun Who reads more? muse/mun Who is more creative? muse/mun Who is more troubled? muse/mun/both Who has better morals? muse/mun

[flanevr]

whispers I wish you had an about, friend. );

( same here, mate.  jk jk i’m sure you don’t want me ranting about my hectic life so i’ll proceed to resume jihoon’s bg for you, boo. 

i vaguely based jihoon off hamlet. yes, the dane prince. well, mostly his indecisiveness. jihoon is heir to acies group along with his brother. (you guessed it this is supposed to be laertes. although in the play they are not blood-related but you get my point). pea brain, however, doesn’t want to take over and he wanders off doing whatever he pleases as a bodyguard, the boy’s gotta eat after all. that’s it. :) 

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I want the K

13: Stomach Kiss

( ♣ ) he hesistantly kneelt infront of the latter, before looking away upon the sight of the clothed torso. his fingetips grazed the fabric gently before pulling it upwards. with his lips slightly parted, the bodyguard leaned pressing his lips to the cold flesh. his body relaxed a tad and his shoulders proped down. the kiss came to an abrupt stop when realisation dawned on him. the sense of comfort was getting too familiar. “i —” hesitation yet again. ”yeah.”

[flanevr]

'I want the K'.

5: Firm Kiss

( ♣ ) ” let’s just— ” jihoon cups her others’ face in his hands and leans in to crash their lips together. he pulls away after a few seconds, retriving his hands back. he clears his throat before mumbling “i’m jihoon.”

[chivalrousxhybrid-deactivated20]

Send me 'I want the K' and I'll generate a number

1: Hot, Steamy kiss

2: Cheek Kiss

3: Nose Kiss

4: Forehead Kiss

5: Firm Kiss

6: Gentle Peck

7: Romantic Kiss

8: Eyelid Kiss

9: Jawline Kiss

10: Neck Kiss

11: Collarbone Kiss

12: Chest Kiss

13: Stomach Kiss

14: Kiss Along the Hips

15: Kiss in the Rain

16: Upside-Down Kiss

17: Goofy Kiss

18: Underwater Kiss

19: Forceful Kiss

20: Any of the Above

21: Then there’s tongue

[chiaso-deactivated20170220]

"A woman has many faces as she goes through her life."

Ἰασώ: Greek demi-goddess of recuperation from illness. Kind-hearted, empathetic, soft-spoken, a gardener.

Isabella: A cold-blooded predator, adventurous, alcoholic, bitter, blunt, insecure, a wandering musician. 

Which side will you come across? Hovers: # | # | # | #

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it’s valentine’s day. so y’know what.  here’s an offer. if you want to ship.  come at me. i love ships. and yes  i love platonic ships, hate ships,  and any ship inbetween. but in the spirit of love and winkywonky. send a <3 if you’ve ever wanted to ship. promise. i probably ship it. and we can plot it out. 

[flanevr]

[ it's been a hell of a week so i beg your patience with replies and plotting messages i keep untouched (otl) somewhere in my askbox. i'll surely get to them tomorrow! thank you beforehand.