Impertinent.Offensive.

Pearce, 26, pansexual, humor and iced coffee keep me in the mortal realm. 

[gloomcult-exe-blog]

[cockandballnurture-deactivated2]

cursed

[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

Oh fuck yum

[mixedican-deactivated20190330]

mint chocolate chip for non-bitches

[jadeyarts]

i just idly thought about the idea of a computer downloading sexualities so i made a comic. i thought it was funny but it might not be

[there-is-still-some-liquor-left]

god i wish hozier was real and not created by the heterosexuality industry to sell more men

[wet-monsoon]

the two panera bread cashiers that watched me order a single cup of soup before falling asleep in a booth for an hour

[wofmutual-deactivated20181120]

wheel of fortune

puzzle: H E _ _ O

category: greeting

contestant: spins

wheel: $5000

contestant: L!

pat: no L

[missouri-misery]

This is a horror novel

[emperor-ing-deactivated20191108]

the idea of a clutch purse is nightmarish to me. the whole point of bags was so we could escape the torment of holding things. and now u gotta hold a bag.

[santeria-deactivated20170905]

Me when I’m me: me

[miamaroo]

just bought the flaming raging poisoning sword of doom at Claire’s

[cringepics]

[adizzyninja]

I can’t fucking get over this oh my god

[whenidiehallelujahbyandby]

fathers be like i don’t think you’re trying hard enough to inherit my trauma

[gahdamnpunk]

That pause 💀💀

[lilowheresstitch]

Nigga was like

[artisticklitoris-deactivated201]

Lookin dumb like BLLLTTTTTDUUUHHH

[bootdrop]

tutorial

brush him

[audrocur-deactivated20221128]

water sourced from free range dads

[owoy-ou]

Me: [having a mental breakdown]

A friend: hey can you help me out real quick I’m having a mental breakdown

Me: [pausing my mental breakdown] yeah what’s up bb what’s wrong

[imsoshive]

Evil Khaled

You stupid You very stupid We the worst You a dumbass You untrustworthy I don’t fuck with you

[campbellchunky-deactivated20160]

this hurt to read in his voice

[oswald-ears]