♀ bogus ♀

[tomb-mold]

the problem is i really do love staying up until one billion o'clock. it just cant be helped

[dogpuppy]

[aflo]

if you're washed chopped and cooked then you might be vegetables

[beingharsh]

high as fuck lowballing never worn baby shoe listings

[onemillionfurries]

[storm-of-feathers]

a severe thunderstorm warning that doesnt follow through is worse than orgasm denial

[thememedaddy]

[dykemd]

what a typical wednesday looks like

[zeitghost]

mastering ancient breathing techniques in the mountains of china to control my heart rate finely enough to jam out a sick tune on the hospital’s heart monitor

[zeitghost]

The doctors figure out after the sixth beep that I’m trying to play Wonderwall and they unplug my life support

[deanwinchesterapologist]

nothing wrong with me

[headspace-hotel]

plant based? as far as I'm concerned, all plants are based

[villainessbian]

flour before milk smooth like silk. milk before flour they flew a plane into the second tower

[pudulogy]

[sneef-to-a-snorf-fight]

ground control to crazy frog

[men-iss-vess-ull-deactivated202]

when the ogre I hired to guard the castle complains that the longsword I gave him requires a level of control and finesse he isn't used to

[heha]

every time a door closes, . the door is closed now

[kosmogrl]