♀ bogus ♀

[thememedaddy]

[dykemd]

what a typical wednesday looks like

[zeitghost]

mastering ancient breathing techniques in the mountains of china to control my heart rate finely enough to jam out a sick tune on the hospital’s heart monitor

[zeitghost]

The doctors figure out after the sixth beep that I’m trying to play Wonderwall and they unplug my life support

[deanwinchesterapologist]

nothing wrong with me

[headspace-hotel]

plant based? as far as I'm concerned, all plants are based

[villainessbian]

flour before milk smooth like silk. milk before flour they flew a plane into the second tower

[messygoku]

[sneef-to-a-snorf-fight]

ground control to crazy frog

[men-iss-vess-ull-deactivated202]

when the ogre I hired to guard the castle complains that the longsword I gave him requires a level of control and finesse he isn't used to

[heha]

every time a door closes, . the door is closed now

[kosmogrl]

[kosmogrl]

[contemptible-scoundrel]

I was blown to a smithereen, just the one

[cabybapa]

wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[nightcord-at-25]

(parent feeding a baby in the 1800s before airplanes were invented) here comes the nothing

[ilovetodrinkwater]

Im fucking addicted to blanket

[movietonight]

I wouldn't be a good sacrificial lamb I'd be like a huge bitch about it