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In which I write fics that should feel squirmy but don't. Trust me on this one. Try a taste of the forbidden fruit. There’s some select fluff in there too. What can I say, I’ve got range.
Harry Potter/Severus Snape
Heartbreak Warfare | 5k | T | Snarry
The Potions master was dosed with heartbreak in a vial, ensuring a perfectly ironic death… Unless someone came along to cure him with true love’s kiss.
The Want of You | 7k | E | Snarry
On his night off, Severus unexpectedly realises that Harry has grown into quite an attractive man. He's just not going to think too hard about it. No, he's not going to think about him at all. It's fine. He's fine. Everything is fine.
Marching On | 10k | E | Snarry, Snucius, minor Teddy Lupin/Harry Potter
Fifteen years into their relationship, the status quo becomes untenable. Harry grapples with the issues he's swept under the carpet, while Severus finally realises that his best might not have been good enough.
And Teddy? Well, he's just the catalyst that brought home the hard truths.
HPdom Cest Fics
When a Fire Starts to Burn | 10k | E | Snarry
It's a Severitus to Snarry A/B/O!
Severus is stood up by an alpha for his yearly heat. Suppressants can only help so much then, and when his heat comes on with his sixteen-year-old adoptive alpha son around him, well, things happen.
Daddy Dom and the Pureblood Prince | 8k | E | Draco Malfoy/Lucius Malfoy
Draco knows he shouldn’t want his father to pound him into the mattress. But after seeing how very good Daddy is at it, the boy will do anything to get his way — and gets so much more than he ever dreamt of.
The Lover and the Boytoy | 10k | E | Draco Malfoy/Lucius Malfoy/Severus Snape
Draco has been thirsty for his Daddy’s best friend, Severus Snape - and Lucius knows it. Of course he'll indulge his boy, even (or maybe, especially) if it means sharing his lover.
An Inappropriate Use of the Dentist in His Office | 4k | E | Hermione Granger/Mr Granger
Inspired by this scintillating fact: "Dentists can tell if you’ve given a blow job recently. There is very specific bruising that occurs on the roof of the mouth."
In which Mr Granger sees something he really would rather not in his own daughter's mouth, and it sends him spiralling. The said daughter provides relief of an unexpected sort.
Alternate summary: When Dentist Daddy looks at his daughter's mouth and goes, “Girl, what that mouth do?”
Flesh of the Father, Freely Given | 18k | E | Harry Potter/Lily Luna Potter
Lily Luna has always been Harry's pride and joy. Spoiled and spunky, she was everything he could have ever asked for in a daughter. The day he finds out just what she's been up to online, however, is the day when he realises that he wants nothing more than to go from Dad to Daddy.
For more, check out my HP Cest Fest '22 masterlist!
Sherlock Holmes/Mycroft Holmes (BBC Sherlock)
Home | 9k | E | Sherlock/Mycroft
"Back to Baker Street, Sherlock Holmes," Mycroft had said. But two years away, and he may as well have died in that fall off the roof of St Bart's. Baker Street was no longer synonymous with home.
On impulse, Sherlock sends a text to Mycroft. Can I stay with you for a while? SH
Parallel | 20k | E | Sherlock/Mycroft
It happens, again and again. It happens every time Mycroft comes home. Sometimes, all they do is kiss. Most times, they do more than kiss. Mycroft never initiates it, but it doesn't matter when he always gives in, when he hopes for it, when he comes to look forward to the increasingly skilled seductions of his brother.
scales (and what they do) | 13k | E | Sherlock/Mycroft
Sometimes, communicating face-to-face is just too hard.
Alternatively: Constantly text your crush for absolutely no reason + Holmescest = this fic.
Say Something Loving (series, on hiatus) | 90k+ | E | Sherlock/Mycroft
One brother held a gun on the other, and years of denial came crashing down around their ears. But reality is always more complex than fantasy, even for the brothers Holmes.
The end of the line, but there was only one thing he wanted to know. "Tell me one last thing, brother. In this end, was it worth it to deny us what we wanted?"
After the wait of a lifetime, Mycroft finally brings someone home for Christmas. The handsome, suave, and intelligent Antony is genuinely charming, and it is obvious to anyone why he has caught Mycroft's eye.
Sherlock could care less, but he is determined not to show it. Until Antony charms him too, and he has to admit that Mycroft may have finally moved on from their past.
You n’ me aren’t too different from that tripe there, y’know. Ya overcook any ol’ meat, it’ll get way too tough to eat. But not tripe. Gettin’ burned just makes it better. Gotta burn it over n’ over, ’till it’s black as night. Only way to bring out the flavor. We gotta keep gettin’ burned, you n’ me. No matter how much we try n’ gussy it up, we’re yakuza to the very core. Worst cut o’ meat there is. Kinda like this trashy tripe here, huh? Yup. That’s why we gotta hop back on the fire. Tripe that ain’t burned through don’t even deserve the plate it comes on. But once ya char it nice n’ black... That’s when it takes on some meanin’. Yakuza these days forget that.
by demonkatgurl17. Ginny/Arthur. Rated: E. Words: 7,136. Father/daughter. Grooming. Underage. Sex addiction. Implied/referenced abortion. Rape/non-con elements.
Excerpts from Ginny's childhood as her father's love begins to take a new form...
Starts when she's eight and ends just before Ginny goes to Hogwarts.
Sweet Victory
by Ephemeral. Bill/Victoire. Bill/Charlie. Charlie/Victoire. Rated: E. Words: 5,052. Brothers. Father/daughter. Uncle/niece. Voyeurism. Virginity loss. Unprotected sex. Daddy kink.
Bill can't bring himself to despoil his virgin daughter. He begs a favour from Charlie to help.... er, pave the way. But can he see it through?
Birthday Boys
by floweringjudas. Percy/George. Past Fred/George. Rated: E. Words: 3,011. Brothers. Grief/mourning.
The first birthday after Fred's died, George gets a surprising present.
Flowers in the Third Floor Bedroom
by floweringjudas. Ginny/George. Fred/George. Ginny/Fred/George. Rated: E. Words: 8,332. Underage. Brother/sister. Brothers. Object insertion. First time.
Ginny has an Accident. The twins "help."
A Stolen Hour
by floweringjudas. Ron/Percy. Rated: E. Words: 1,788. Brothers.
He cannot believe this is happening.
Again.
The Great Right of an Excessive Wrong
by GMTH. Bill/Ginny. Ginny/Harry. Rated: E. Words: 6,177. Brother/sister. Cheating. Angst.
Ginny loves Harry. She always will. But she loved Bill first.
Aphrodisiac
by gracerene. Ron/Lily. Rated: E. Words: 1,339. Uncle/niece. Infidelity. Dub-con. Non-consensual drug use.
Ron seems hesitant to make a move, so Lily decides to help him along.
Catch the Snitch
by gracerene. Rose/Lily. Rated: T. Words: 100. Costumes. Innuendo. Cousins.
Written for the prompt: Happy Halloween
Here Again
by Icarus. Arthur/Percy. Rated: E. Words: 1,232. Father/son. Denial. Estrangement. Disturbing themes.
Arthur Weasley has a bewildering morning, with no clear idea why he finds himself here again.
Not My Affair
by Icarus. Ron/Percy. Rated: M. Words: 3,344. Brothers. Angst & drama. First time.
Ron was stunned at the transformation. Every year the Ministry Christmas party began as a stuffy, drab affair. And every year as the drinks flowed and ties were loosened, uptight employees unwound like tight springs; someone sang dirty limericks, someone else did a striptease in the upper Atrium… and inevitably, someone went home with the wrong person. Percy usually managed to avoid such antics.
Power and Thirst and Everything Fine
by lq_traintracks. Rose/Lily. Rated: E. Words: 2,145. Cousins.
Rose and Lily wake up together after a sleep-over.
Where Does it Hurt?
by lq_traintracks. Ginny/Ron. Rated: E. Words: 4,239. Brother/sister. Hurt/comfort. Postwar.
Ginny is hurt playing Quidditch in the family garden. Ron helps her out. And then helps a little more. And a little more.
This is Not Happening
by Mad_Maudlin. Ron/Percy. Rated: E. Words: 2,675. Brothers. Dub-con. Altered mental states.
This sort of thing doesn't happen to Percy Weasley.
An Irrational Proposal
by Nimori. Ron/Percy. Rated: E. Words: 2,882. Brothers.
Percy and Ron learn about family and acceptance, and also why you never double-dog dare a Weasley.
Death and Undeath
by noxatnight. Fred/George. Harry/George. Established Ron/Hermione. Unrequited Harry/Ron. Rated: E. Words: 3,113. Brothers. MCD. Necromancy. Blood loss. Human sacrifice. Kidnapping. Morally ambiguous character. Unhealthy relationships.
George digs up Fred's body because he just can't let him go.
Two Can Keep a Secret
by pauraque. Ginny/Fred. Ginny/Harry. Rated: E. Words: 3,172. Brother/sister. Rape/non-con. Underage. Grief/mourning.
Ten years after Fred's death, Ginny looks back on the secret they shared.
Curious
by PossessiveApostrophe. Ginny/Charlie. Rated: E. Words: 2,981. Brother/sister. Underage. Rape/non-con. Virginity loss. Rough sex.
Ginny realised that maybe her Sex Ed class had left out a few details. Luckily, Charlie was older, wiser, and
happy to teach her.
Taking Turns
by reeby10. Ginny/Weasley men. Rated: E. Words: 2,829. Father/daughter. Sister/brothers. Sloppy seconds. Gangbang. Light bondage.
Ginny is used as a cum dumpster for her family.
Brotherly Love
by sdk. Charlie/Ron. Rated: E. Words: 433. Brothers.
Being close to family is important, after all.
Burn
by sdk. Ginny/Ron. Rated: E. Words: 514. Brother/sister. Infidelity. Drunk sex. Femdom.
Ginny surprises Ron during a Sunday family dinner.
Gift of a Quickie
by tryslora. Ron/Lily. Rated: E. Words: 1,604. Uncle/niece.
It isn't the first time, and it won't be the last.
Sometimes it Pays to Lose
by tryslora. Ginny/Fred/George. Charlie/Ginny/Fred/George. Rated: E. Words: 4,511. Brothers/sister. Foursome. Bets & wagers.
Summers can be long and boring at the Burrow, and the summer leading up to Bill's wedding is the worst with constant chores. When Ginny realizes that Fred and George are actually having fun she wants in. So she gets in, and over her head, and Fred thinks that works out just fine.
Over a year and three re-writes later - finally satisfied with this story. That's my accomplishment for the year.
The Past in the Present
21k | E | Lucius Malfoy/Severus Snape | Series: permit me voyage into your hands (#3)
No Voldemort AU — Second Chances — Slow Burn — Angst
Lucius was once a young man who would have given up the world for the one he loved — but Severus forbade it, and demanded he lead the life he was born to. Thirty years later, he finally gets over the shock of rejection to try again. And this time, armed with experience and power, he will not be deterred again.
Summer is coming to an end, and autumn will be here soon. Seasons change, years pass us by, but Snarry is here to stay. The following brought us some joy and hopefully it'll bring you guys some joy, too.
Art
🎨 @ofnightsndsongs - Spicy Polaroids
Rated E
🎨 @flymetosnarryland - Muggle London
Rated E
🎨 @ac1d6urn - The Bravest Man
Rated T
🎨 @danipantsu - Tailormade
Rated G
Podfic
🎙️Things We Wish For by @avioleta (AO3)
Podfic by JocundaSykes
Rated E, 2 hours
Harry blinks. Blinks again. It doesn’t make sense. It’s simply not possible. But yet… “Snape?” It’s not the Snape Harry knows or remembers. Not the Snape Harry grieved. But he would know that face, that profile, those eyes anywhere. “What happened?” he manages. “How are you here?”
🎙️ World Enough, and Time by @likelightinglass (AO3) - a Podfic
Podfic by Cailynwrites
Rated T, 40 minutes
Soulmate clocks start ticking when you first lock eyes, and count down until your time with them is over. Harry’s starts ticking on September 1st, 1991. He has only six years, eight months, and one day.
Fic + Art
🌸 The Curse of Anteros - @danpuff-ao3 (AO3) / @mrviran (AO3)
Rated E, Word Count 53k
When Harry is cursed, he seeks out Severus Snape. They have a long history behind them, after all, and they've always had so much between them. Who else would he go to?
🌸 A Step into the Light - @givereadersahug (AO3) / @gullibert (AO3) / @dandelionstars (AO3)
Rated NR, Word Count 10k
Severus Snape is now a free man. He fills his time travelling the world, collecting potion ingredients, and helping Luna with her business. The thing is, Severus has a gift. No, not potions or the Dark arts. He can see mushi, creatures that show up from time to time. Severus knows how to help them and the humans that come into contact with them. This time, their travels take them to an island off the coast of Japan, to a man sitting on a log, staring out into the ocean and waiting for his wife to return home.
Inspired by the anime Mushishi. A retelling of Season 1, Episode 8.
For the Snape Bang 2022.
🌸 The Ugliest Veela - Octroman
Rated E, Word Count 60k
Snape is part-veela. It is interfering with his dating life.
Post-war, Severus Snape finds himself in a life without purpose. In a desperate bid for the family he always wanted, he subjugates himself to a matchmaking service in hopes to find an acceptable partner. However, it is mandatory to disclose veela status in order to use the premiere matchmaker of the old family houses.
Wrinkled, sallow, oily, big-nosed, and bony, Severus shows up for a string of horrific dates where potential partners expect him to be both gorgeous and enchanting. “I thought veelas were supposed to be beautiful!” Cue the jokes.
How much humiliation can Severus stand?
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Illustrated chapter titles and crafted with love.
Fic
📚 A Series of Events - @babygray (AO3)
Rated M, Word Count 67k
In January, the impossible occurred. It took Severus until April to realize just what that was, and to believe.
Snarry Mpreg, takes place during Half-Blood Prince.
📚 A Trick of the Mind - @vulnerasanenturmyprince (AO3)
Rated E, Word Count 40k
Ever since the horcrux in his head is gone, Legilimency comes easy to Harry. It’s nearly laughable how easy it is, considering how much he used to struggle with it back in his fifth year. But he reckons half of that had been Snape’s fault anyway. Who on earth would enjoy the nasty git invading their mind?
But as life as Harry has known it changes, Harry’s opinion on the matter changes with it ― rather drastically so if he’s being perfectly honest.
📚 Blowing Smoke - DawnOfTomorrow
Rated E, Word Count 231k
Harry doesn't care about Snape beyond having to sit detentions with the man despite being of age. He doesn't. He asks him out for a drink just to get out of detention. So what if it's... nice? So what if they become friends? So what if Snape *is* lonely?
It's not Harry's problem - at least not until he realises he's accidentally befriended the man, and just how much he cares for Snape.
Well, shit.
📚 Close Encounters - @bleedcolor (AO3) & @likelightinglass (AO3)
Rated E, Word Count 35k
Years after the war, Harry Potter and Severus Snape meet and fall in lust, then love.
Too bad they don’t know who they’ve fallen for.
📚 Curatio - @serenaew (AO3)
Rated T, Word Count 12k
curatio, onis, f
noun
1. healing/curing
2. object of care
3. treatment, surgical operation, medical care
At the foot of the Whomping Willow, there lay an injured kingfisher.
Now with moodboard (chapter 2)!
📚 Date In A Dash - @silvereye5 (AO3)
Rated E, Word Count 16k
Harry and Severus accidentally attend the same speed dating event.
After the war, Harry Potter and Severus Snape, er, fuck sometimes. You know, it just happens; it's one of these things. They're not in a relationship, right? They're not like that.
...Until they are, but only one of them can see it.
📚 Gold Like Ichor, Gold Like Magic - @dandelionstars (AO3)
Rated M, Word Count 26k
Seven years after Harry James Potter was left unceremoniously on the doorstep to Number Four, Privet Drive, Vernon Dursley was offered a promotion and the whole family had to move to Cokeworth, England. While Dudley is off terrorizing the local children, Harry spends his days in the school library and finds a fast friend in Ms. Eileen Prince.
From Cokeworth to Hogwarts and back again, this is a story about the friendship, the magic, and the love that can be found in the unlikeliest of places, if only one bothers to look.
📚 Hawthorn Branches in Spring - zalil
Rated T, Word Count 37.5k
Harry returns to Hogwarts to finish school properly and sit for his NEWTs. He doesn't expect Snape to be back teaching, nor their old animosity to resurface. When it is pointed out to him that he is responsible for it, he sets out to change their relationship for the better. The results have more of an impact on him than he expected.
📚 Little Monkeys - Lilian
Rated T, Word Count 15.7k
"There might be a chance that maybe, perhaps, Severus went too far this whole ‘exile far away from the Wizarding World’ thing. Because however he tries to frame it, it comes down to this: after nine years of being completely alone, the first time he stays with another person, he’s plotting to steal said person’s children."
📚 Loose Ends - @arrisha-ao3 (AO3)
Rated E, Word Count 9.8k
I love you, Severus wants to say. But the timing is never right.
📚 Lovers Reunited - Now with a special buff! - @hereiamwithmyninjaclan (AO3)
Rated T, Word Count 10k
MMORPGs are a fun way to pass the time and spend time with your friends- and hey, Harry might just find true love along the way.
Beta'd by the lovely @silverdrip
📚 Not Giving In - @hippocrates460 (AO3)
Rated E, Word Count 38.7k
Harry comes back from his holiday to a stack of memos on his desk that all say the same thing: "Severus Snape adopted Teddy Lupin."
Snape. No one has seen him since the war trials ended, no one knows where he lives, no one knows why he took Teddy. And what happened to Andromeda? Harry is determined to be a good godfather and sort it all out. Even if it means dealing with Snape.
Title from Better Son/Daughter, because Nanette.
📚 Professional Strippers - @coconutice22 (AO3)
Rated T, Word Count 6k
At Uncle Vernon’s funeral, Aunt Petunia asks Harry for a favour.
📚 Snowed in with Severus - @maraudersaffair (AO3)
Rated E, Word Count 32.5k
In eighth year, Harry decides to stay at Hogwarts for Christmas. He sets out to spend the time with Professor Snape, but after a magical accident, they find themselves stranded alone in a snowy cabin with no way out and only one bed.
📚 Sudden Light - @liladiurne (AO3)
Rated E, Word Count 48k
Seven years after the war, in the dead of winter, Severus Snape meets a beautiful stranger on a train. Inevitably, he falls in love.
Inspired by D.G. Rossetti and Paul Celan and based on the movie Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind.
📚 The Beating of This Fragile Heart - @writcraft (AO3)
Rated E, Word Count 33k
After the war, the last thing Severus Snape needs is the memory of a fleeting wartime kiss and a very persistent Harry Potter thwarting his plans to live a peaceful and solitary life. It’s only when Harry’s life is endangered that Severus is finally forced to confront his feelings head on.
📚 the Boy Who Lubed - @swoontodeath (AO3)
Rated M, Word Count 7k
Desperate to pass his N.E.W.T. in Potions, Harry Potter joins a secretive Discord server run by a Potioneering expert known only as the Half-Blood Prince.
What will happen when Severus Snape, full-time Potions Professor and part-time Discord mod, realises that the newest addition to his server is none other than his least favourite student?
📚 The Half-Blood and the Prince - @tax-onomic (AO3)
Rated E, Word Count 6.5k
“It’s just a book, Harry.”
“Okay. Thanks.”
“But… you’ve got a crush on a book, mate. That’s a bit much. You need a girlfriend.” She tapped the name on the first page thoughtfully. “Or perhaps a boyfriend?”
📚 The Measure of a Man - @ac1d6urn (AO3)
Rated E, Word Count 50k
Several years after defeating Voldemort, Junior Auror Harry Potter discovers himself and, at the risk of losing his childhood love, follows the truth. Through it all, Snape is an unexpected solace. Will he become more?
📚 The Want of You - @fleetingdesires (AO3)
Rated E, Word Count 7.3k
On his night off, Severus unexpectedly realises that Harry has grown into quite an attractive man.
He's just not going to think too hard about it. No, he's not going to think about him at all. It's fine. He's fine. Everything is fine.
📚 Thirteen and a half inches - @loneamaryllis (AO3)
Rated E, Word Count 8.3k
The Marauder's Map shows a number above some people's head. Harrie investigates what it means.
📚 You Were Myth-Taken - @hokee101 (AO3)
Rated T, Word Count 23.8k
When vampire attacks hit Hogsmeade, Severus Snape is the prime suspect. With Harry and Albus not taking these accusations seriously and the students threatening to expose him at every turn, this term was going to be just fangtastic.
Lucius: I don't know why I didn't admit this for so long, maybe it was society, but I love you Severus. I loved you since your youth.
Severus: Luci, you should let go.
Lucius: I mean I was married with Narcissa at that time and we had Draco so I couldn't say anything about it but now that war is over and I'm divorced-
Severus: Lucius, you need to let go.
Lucius: I don't understand. What do you mean?
Severus: Look at me. Don't you see I'm dead? Just let it go.
Fic authors self rec! When you get this, reply with your favorite five fics that you've written, then pass on to at least five other writers. Let’s spread the self-love 💛
Danni ❤️ It's taken me way too long to do this, but I have some time now so let's get to it. In vaguely descending order:
Marching On | E | 10k | Snarry (and various background relationships)
Fifteen years into Severus and Harry's relationship, the status quo becomes untenable. Harry grapples with no longer being able to turn a blind eye towards Severus' bit on the side, while Severus finally realises that his best might not have been good enough for Harry.
And Teddy? Well, he's just the catalyst that brought home the hard truths.
Why I love it: It's love in all its messy reality. Sometimes we make choices we come to regret. Sometimes we make choices we don't regret until someone makes us regret it. Sometimes that regret doesn't feel real or genuine except to the person who feels it. And sometimes, the thing that is sacrificed for love is a piece of your soul. Is that a valid tradeoff? Don't know. Ask yourself. I still am.
The Lover and the Boytoy | E | 10k | Snucius, Drucius, Draco/Lucius/Severus
Draco has been thirsty for his Daddy’s best friend, Severus Snape - and Lucius knows it. Of course he'll indulge his boy, even (or maybe, especially) if it means sharing his lover.
Why I love it: Yet another messy situation. I love them. Sudden emotional intrigue in the middle of a PWP? I didn't see it coming and neither will anyone else. Thanks for spawning brain rot, fic, I *appreciate* it. I guess.
All out of Sorts | E | 1.8k | Snarry
The Sorting Ceremony is for children. When adults attempt it, the results can be rather unexpected as Headmaster Snape, the most Slytherin of Slytherins, finds out. Bad-tempered huffing and puffing ensues.
Why I love it: I made Severus a Hufflepuff. It's fucking hilarious. That's all. 😂
Playing Games | E | 9k | Albus Severus Potter/James Sirius Potter
James thinks they’re just playing Truth or Dare. Al is playing a different game altogether.
Why I love it: Feels like the hottest thing I've ever written. May be influenced by @phenomenalasterisk's amazing podfic of it, which made me blush so hard while driving (my first mistake, really) I had to stop listening halfway through for fear of crashing. Just thinking about it makes me a little hot, ngl.
Settling/Unsettling | E | 29k | Mycroft Holmes/Sherlock Holmes
Mycroft loves the one man he cannot have - his brother. It doesn’t help that their relationship is tattered beyond recognition. When Gregory Lestrade enters his life, he is pleasantly surprised to find that the man is satisfactory, both in and out of bed. If he can't have the one man he wants, he may as well settle for second best.
But what happens when events draw the brothers closer together, and the impossible becomes probable?
Why I love it: It is not my finest piece of work. A diamond in the rough is a more accurate description of it. But damn, I still love the plot and want to rewrite it someday.
