The King of Sass

*Previously was ladystonehearts-revenge* Multifandom blogger with an obsession with the king of trash, John Murphy in all his sarcastic glory.

[depsidase]

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

Since DC is currently trying to utterly erase Harley and Ivy’s sexuality and pretend that they’re just two boring as fuck cishet women who are “Besties”

here’s your weekly reminder

That Harley Quinn is bisexual

Poison Ivy is queer af

And the two of them are in love and fucking <3

And any time DC tries to say otherwise they are a goddamn liar

[deliciouspirategod]

all of that. i didn’t have high hopes for the show with kayley what’s her face involved and i was right.

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

I am sorry to add to your dissapointment/anger with DC right now but I was actually referring to the comics here :(

DC are doing all they can to erase Harley and Ivy’s romance in the comics as well…it’s clear that the ending of the Harley/Ivy miniseries was mandated to do just this and DC even stooped so low as to seriously try and claim that the statue clearly depicting Harley and Ivy as a couple for valentines day (Which was previously described as showing them as a couple) is now about “Gals being pals” or some other such worthless heterosexual crap

[4alarmfirecracker]

Horny!Avalance ♥

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

Ava full on wanting Sara to shag her brains out in the shower here like “BABE I NEED YOU TO DESTROY ME”

[anneboleynqueen]

It’ll be the work of a moment.

[chris-evans]

For @adecila ❤️

[nerdishpursuits-deactivated2024]

LEXA APPRECIATION WEEK

Day 3 (Favorite Relationship) → Lexa & Clarke (x)

[galahadwilder]

Please picture the following

Wonder Woman greeting T’Challa with the Wakanda Forever salute, but forgetting what happens when she clashes her gauntlets like that

Accidentally blowing him through three walls, a car, and M’Baku

He is, of course, completely fine, but that was certainly not the greeting he expected from the suddenly VERY apologetic Princess

[trekmemes-deactivated20220205]

Bonus: T’Challa runs back to Diana and does the salute again, channeling the power from the improved kinetic absorption and redistribution on his suit, and launches Diana straight into the sky. They laugh about it later.

[theotheryongbok]

This is the wholesome content I signed up for

[knighthawkchapter]

Further bonus: during a later team-up, the villain has T’Challa by the throat and is threatening to snap his neck if Diana comes any closer. She hesitates, at which point the villain laughs and asks if T’Challa has any last words. Of course he does:

“Wakanda Forever…”

Diana just smiles…

[littlemissonewhoisall]

The cross continuity friendship we deserve 

[acknowledgeyousomebitches-deact]

[galahadwilder]

Someone made art!

[parlezvousladybug]

You are forgetting that during the initial introduction Shuri is there recording it, and dying laughing the entire time.

[naomimakesart]

For @morzeczka, who wanted something sweet between Arianne and Doran! I hope you like it!! 

[anya-chalotra]

[khaleeseriously]

everything got/asoiaf ♕ pre-series characters // Lyarra Stark

Lady Lyarra Stark was the second daughter of Rodrik Stark and Arya Flint of the mountain clans. She was married to her cousin once removed Rickard Stark, the Lord of Winterfell and Warden of the North. Together, Lyarra and Rickard had four children: Brandon, Eddard, Lyanna and Benjen. She is the paternal grandmother of Robb, Sansa, Arya, Bran, and Rickon Stark, as well as Jon Snow.

Little is known of Lady Lyarra beyond this, except that she died sometime before A Game of Thrones.

[christophernolan]

#Soft Enemies

[moonlightsdreaming]

GAME OF THRONES: An Animated History of the Seven Kingdoms Conquest & Rebellion - House Arryn, Kings of the Vale

The Vale of Arryn was the last of the great kingdoms left. Old and proud, House Arryn did what they always did in times of strife: they shut the Bloody Gate, sealing off the Vale. Then, the Queen Regent Sharra of House Arryn retreated with her son, the boy king Ronnel, into the Eyrie, their family’s impregnable fortress. From the top of their mountain, they could look down on Westeros far below, its problems hidden beneath the clouds. But one day, Queen Sharra entered the outer courtyard to find her young son sitting on the knee of Visenya Targaryenand ogling her dragon, Vhagar, beside her. Just as he asked for another cake at dinner, little King Ronnel asked his mother if he could ride on the nice lady’s dragon. Visenya smiled at Sharra. So, Sharra imagined, did Vhagar. Remembering her manners, Sharra asked if she could have Visenya brought some wine or food, she must be tired after such a long flight. But Visenya demurred. Bored with his mother’s pleasantries, Ronnel demanded an answer. Poor boy. He didn’t even understand the question. Sharra hesitated for a moment, then asked Visenya, as a mother, if it was safe for the boy. Visenya assured her it was. What choice did Sharra have? Whilst her son circled the castle, she collected his little ringlet, her own regent’s coronet, and the ancient Falcon Crown of Mountain and Vale, which the Arryns had worn for thousands of years. Ronnel had taken to the sky as a king, but he landed as a lordling. Perhaps he considered his ancient rights a fair trade for a few minutes of flight, as a little boy would. More likely he didn’t even notice the three crowns at Visenya’s feet or recognize the swords of his garrison beside them.

[sakura-haruka]

1.01//8.06

[carverhcwke]

aveline: wow your traumatised 19 year old war survivor brother’s a bit of a tit

hawke: 

aveline: yeah i sabotaged carver’s guard application because he’s too selfish

hawke:

aveline: this severed hand we found in an abandoned warehouse full of demons was obviously brought there by scavengers. these women who all fit a similar profile going missing in the same way can’t possibly be related.

hawke:

aveline: how dare you blame me for your mother’s death even though it was my incompetence in investigating obviously related murders that led to her being targeted

hawke:

aveline: shemlen is an elven slur for humans

hawke: 

aveline: i don’t understand why elves wouldn’t trust the city guard

hawke:

aveline: i punished a guard who raped an elven woman by giving him 10 days on the wall

hawke:

aveline: but the woman’s brothers who took justice into their own hands when they saw i wouldn’t give them any are criminals and must be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law

hawke:

aveline: i’m going to march up to the arishok and provoke him to invade the city by demanding he return said brothers who have lawfully converted 

hawke:

aveline: meredith is right u know

hawke:

aveline: merrill is stupid

hawke:

aveline: *slut shames isabela*

hawke:

aveline: calls anders crazy

hawke:

aveline: i don’t ask my guards to fight gangs in dark corners even though that’s literally their job, why don’t you do it instead hawke

hawke:

aveline: wesley was a good man even though he literally told you/your sister to your face that mages are more evil than darkspawn

hawke:

aveline: literally throws hawke to the ground and punches them repeatedly at one point if you rival her

hawke:

[latristereina]

The White Queen S01E06 and The Spanish Princess S01E05 + parallels

for @edwardslovelyelizabeth

[archerwarlock]

Izzy + Runes

[kvitravvn]