flimber jurbles

she/her musings, ravings, occasional art

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besides all the reasons I have to dislike going to the dentist I actually kinda like it there. having people work on me like they're fixing up a car is nice

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I really will stand there and argue with myself about whether I should reallyyy purchase that third of a yard of green quilting cotton I might need for a future project for 63 cents when I've previously spent 15 dollars on gummies for no reason

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They’ll do that to you. They all want to do that to you but you can’t let them

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why do little kids and elderly women both love opening their YouTube comment with their real age

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workout goals:

-improve balance and flexibility so those things don't cause me problems as I age

-look strong in a tank top (big muscles)

-be able to braid my hair without feeling horribly out of shape

-learn what a bench press is

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putting my thimble on just in case I want a sweaty piece of metal on my finger while I push the needle through with the thicker calluses on my hands anyway

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unwashed hair, ate like a scavenging rodent, haven't taken more than 100 steps all day: why was I put on this earth if only to suffer

protein-rich dinner, showered after a workout, knitting on the couch: I am Love Incarnate

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btw it's so fucking stupid you can be anxious physically in your body even after you've decided mentally you don't care. I'm supposed to be in charge here

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love it when an animal is a little freak and kindaaa miserable

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how it feels to have a paper due

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why does my brain act like it's the 40s and everything must be rationed

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comments I have received for carrying a glue stick and a measuring tape in my purse:

"were you a girl scout?" no, but innocuous

"you're going to be such a good mom" ???

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the standing in my room problem is not helped by the fact that I have to wait for someone to do something and there is no time frame so even if I've already been waiting 10 minutes I know that when I sit down for a second they'll be done

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standing in the middle of the room because I need to shower but I also need to eat but I also have homework to do but I would have to do other things to do any of those tasks and I just got home and I tried to lay down for 10 minutes that turned into 25 so I have even less time than I originally did

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I wish my cat knew less gross and painful ways in which to love me but he doesn't understand anything

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do animals ever lick themselves when the room is noisy or just during the only quiet moment you've had all day