Lute stood with crossed arms and a tapping foot in front of the door she'd just banged on repeatedly. Eventually, it opened to reveal a tall blonde woman with flawless eyebrows cocked up in a questioning stare.
Lute pointed down at a pet carrier beside her feet. "Your awful cat got my perfect angel pregnant!"
Lilith, her nextdoor neighbor paused. "I thought Adam was a male? A very rotund male."
"I...I thought so too, I thought he was a fixed male that was just fluffy." Lute glanced down at the carrier, face softening slightly. He'd been an absolute monster at the vets, she loved him so much.
"I see. Well, this is unfortunate. I assumed they were just playing and Adam was too fat to fight back well." Lilith hummed to herself, before opening the door wider. "Come in, Lucifer is on the veranda."
Lucifer was a munchkin apricot point Siamese who was the singular pet within Lilith's home. Adam was a giant cat Lute had gotten from the pound, but he was most certainly some kind of Norwegian cat. He was huge, fluffy brown tabby, with golden eyes. He was a great hunter, and quickly discovered Lucifer next door. Lute had thought they were friends, she always supervised Adam when he was out, following him like a shadow for safety - but apparently she hadn't been paying close enough attention when he was with Lucifer.
Lucifer made a noise upon seeing Lute, knowing she meant Adam. He trotted over on little legs, going up to sniff at the carrier cautiously, before his tail went up. Adam was in there, he seemed to say as he meowed up at Lilith. Lute leaned down and opened the carrier, and a brown blur burst out, crashing into Lucifer. Any worry vanished in an instant, as the extremely round Adam sat atop Lucifer, licking his head and ears happily, already getting into his motherly instincts. Lucifer purred away like a motorcycle, closing his eyes and leaning up into the kisses.
"Horrid creature. Filthy monster. You should have him put down." Lute hissed, looking down at Lucifer like he was, well, the devil. Lilith just poured her a glass of wine.
"To the happy couple, may they have many healthy kittens." Lute huffed but took the glass from her, only to hear a strange noise. She looked down to find Lucifer now on top of Adam, biting his nape.
"I AM GOING TO CUT OFF HIS BALLS MYSELF, LILITH."
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