The snek twins compilation so far. :)
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trying on a metaphor
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The snek twins compilation so far. :)
Saw a commercial that said “without the letters A B and O there’d be no you”
It was about blood types
As someone versed in fanfic tagging, that’s not the first thing I thought of
This needs to go with the deli sign that asked, “how do you top your sub?”.
This is now officially a thread for things that make fanficcers stop and blink
Please add more
i don’t want to reblog this but i genuinely want to read more examples so
May I present:
This monstrosity
Every time I see the title of this TV show on the program guide I do a double-take
My humble contributions
My Twinkies Halloween edition
I’ve had this saved on my phone for like a year and I just …
Call out post for literally everyone I know and also me.
That’s a fucking good one to end on
I just remembered he likes to cook lool
I would like to point out, that Neil posted this behind the scenes picture of Crowley’s Mona Lisa sketch from Leonardo da Vinci (x):
Where the inscription is:
Al mio amico Antonio dal tuo amico Leo da V. meaning To my friend Anthony from your friend Leo da V.
Which means that around 1500 Crowley had already chosen ‘Anthony’ and then spent at least 440 years hiding it - perhaps for the reason that the angel would not like it - from Aziraphale until the Nazis outed it…
a snek
so uh a lot of you guys asked for cooking trope
Shortly after the apocalypse Crowley decided he should grow his hair... for obvious reasons
“I-it’s like- it’s like-” Crowley waved his hands around vaguely. “Ya know?”
Aziraphale, who did not know but, like Crowley, was far too drunk for a proper conversation, nodded sagely. “Of course.”
“And then you’re just like-” Crowley emphatically gestured at Aziraphale. “And I’m just like-” He waved a hand up and down his own body with much less enthusiasm and a disappointed sort of noise. “Ya know?”
“Yeee- no,” Aziraphale admitted. He had absolutely no idea what Crowley was talking about, but he could sense that Crowley was actually trying to say something important with those fluttering hands and wide eyes. “Maybe we should sober up?” he suggested.
“No, no, no,” Crowley insisted with a dismissive flap of his hand. He stared off into the distance as if deep in contemplation, though it was more likely that he had simply lost his train of thought.
“I love you,” he suddenly said out of nowhere, startling Aziraphale into nearly dropping his wine. “You know that, right?”
He did. It took a few minutes of Crowley staring at him expectantly for him to realize that he hadn’t actually said so out loud. “I do.” And then, just because he wanted to say it, he added, “I love you, too.”
Crowley blushed. “Yes, Angel, I know!”
“You’re shy,” Aziraphale giggled.
“Aziraphale,” Crowley whined. “I’m trying to make a point here!”
“Right, right,” Aziraphale said with forced seriousness. “I’m sorry.” He wasn’t. Not even a little bit.
“Anyway,” Crowley continued. “I know you love me, but I’m not really your type, am I?”
Of all the things Crowley had said that evening, this one made the least amount of sense. “What?”
“Ya know,” Crowley said waving his hands at the many bookshelves surrounding them. “It’s like- I hate reading!”
Aziraphale let out a loud hoot of laughter.
“I’m serious, Angel,” Crowley cried in dismay. “When I realized you loved me back I tried to like it, I really, really did! But it’s just the silence, and the words, and I was reading the same sentence over and over and over again- Aziraphale, stop laughing!”
“Crowley,” Aziraphale choked out between snorts of laughter. “I don’t particularly care for your car.”
“What?” Crowley blinked. “What does that have to do with anythi-”
“The way you drive. It’s soooo…” Aziraphale motioned with his hands to mimic a car swerving back and forth on the road. “But I enjoy riding along with you, even if you do try to discorporate us.”
“I know that,” Crowley said. “So what?”
“Sooooo…” Aziraphale dragged out the word pointedly. “You don’t enjoy reading. But you sit with me all the time while I’m reading, and you seem to like it well enough.”
“I just like being with you,” Crowley mumbled as he refilled his wine glass.
“Exactly!” Aziraphale stuck his finger in the air triumphantly.
“…Oh.”
“And as for my type,” Aziraphale began, popping the p.
“Writers? Poets? Really hot librarians?” Crowley suggested.
“No, you daft demon.” Aziraphale placed a slightly sloppy kiss on Crowley’s cheek. “My type is you.”
The Food network recently held a pokemon cake contest and it is a glorious mess. 😂 😂 😂
“Shut up and dance with me!”
OH NO I STARTED CRYING NO WHY
aziraphale’s bookshop is really old right? what if it’s haunted but he never noticed
crowley: this coffee is too hot to drink
coffee: *visibly cools down*
crowley: thank u harrison
aziraphale: who r u thanking ??
crowley: harrison.......harrison the ghost.....the ghost who reshelves your books..... and dusts
aziraphale: huh ??
crowley: who did you think does that while you read at your desk all day long
aziraphale: to be quite frank I thought they did that on their own
Okay, but since I assume that Aziraphale would have noticed (eventually) if somebody actually died in his shop, the ghost was probably there when he moved in.
So like, imagine being a ghost haunting an old building in Soho, and it's not that bad actually because you can people-watch and there are probably other ghosts hanging around as well, and then a fucking angel shows up.
And you have to go through the whole "oh my god, is he here to help me move on? Is this what happens when you go to Heaven? Do they send an angel to collect you? But what if I want to stay and see whether the guy in the cafe ever manages to talk to that girl who keeps coming in?" thing before you realise that he hasn't even noticed you.
And you're tad offended, but you put up with it, and then it turns out that the guy clearly has never seen a feather duster in his life and so you start tidying up a bit and reshelving books and making sure his drinks don't get cold, and he never picks up on it but it's cool because you basically have a pet angel now.
And then after like a hundred years he shows up one night covered in brick dust, holding a bag of antique books after being dropped off by a weird guy in a suit and sunglasses who spends the entire evening sitting talking with him and occasionally pausing to glance in your general direction and smirk.
And you're pretty sure it's just a coincidence or something that he does that, because you've already decided that the angel must just not be able to sense you, until it's time for him to leave and as he passes you to go out the door he mutters "don't worry about it. You should see how long it's been taking him to notice me."
This is fantastic. That last line is brilliant.
Y'ALL
What is The Quite Nice and Fairly Accurate Good Omens Script Book?
It’s the a book containing the scripts for the Good Omens TV show. Furthermore there are bits that didn’t make it to the screen (some small ones, some large deleted scenes) and also some funny remarks by Neil (such as ‘No, I don’t know how we show this on television either.’)
Are there various editions?
Yes. There are four editions.
These differ in cover and in content. All the editions have all the bits that have been filmed (though some scenes or lines that have been filmed didn’t make it to the finished episodes, such as Crowley messing with the phones in the BT Tower that is on the DVD).
Then they are seven deleted scenes that have not been filmed. No two of the four existing editions are the same (even if they have similar cover) and only the fourth edition - the small gold-white one - contains all of the seven deleted scenes.
List of the deleted scenes:
The-regrettably-deleted-Other-Four-Horsemen-of-the-Apocalypse sequence - the part of the book with the other four that had unfortunately been cut.
In which Aziraphale meets the neighbours - where thugs want Aziraphale to sell the bookshop
In which Crowley gets drunk with Leonardo da Vinci - where Crowley does that and buys his Mona Lisa sketch.
In which Aziraphale searches for a body - where Aziraphale is hopping all over Earth possessing people and getting on TV.
In which Crowley goes clothes shopping - scene preceding the 60s one where Crowley shops for ’psychedelic black’ paisley jacket.
The bookshop opening scene - with Gabriel and Sandalphon as Regency dandies, and Crowley bringing Aziraphale chocolates and saving him from having to leave the bookshop by ‘being promoted’ to Heaven.
In which Aziraphale almost sells a book - the scene that has not been published before (though shared by Neil on his twitter) with Aziraphale as Victorian Bookseller.
1. Standard edition (1/7 deleted scenes)
Has the green cover, contains deleted scene 1.
ISBN 9781472261250 hardback, 9781472261267 paperback, 9780062896902 american paperback
2. First special edition (2/7 deleted scenes)
Has the green cover, contains deleted scenes 1. and 6.
ISBN with this edition is kind of suspicious. In the book there’s printed 9781472265234, but on the back of the book there’s a sticker covering this and saying 9781472261250 - the same as the normal edition. Which has not the same content. It’s weird.
3. Second special edition (5/7 deleted scenes)
Has the gold-white cover and is signed by Neil, contains deleted scenes 1., 2., 3., 4. and 5. a drawings from the set by Lorna May Wadsworth.
ISBN 978142265227
Only 1000 copies unfortunately sold out now.
4. The Ultimate Edition (all 7/7 deleted scenes!)
Has the gold-white cover, contains all seven deleted scenes!
ISBN 9781472261281
When does it come out?
All four editions have been published.
Where can I buy it?
1. Standard edition
Hardback
Amazon.co.uk - £13.46
Bookdepository.com - £15.49
Amazon.com - $20.92
Discworld.com - £20.00
DiscworldEmporium - £20.00
Paperback
Amazon.co.uk - £11.69
Amazon.com - $14.57
Bookdepository.com - £16.20
2. First special edition
Waterstones - September 2019, while it should still be available, this month, while two persons got the special edition, one person got the standard edition from this same link.
3. Second special edition
Sold out. :((
4. The Ultimate edition ❤ 🐍
(caution, this version is only in paperback, if you click on hardback in the links you’ll get to the standard edition)
amazon.com does not offer it, but bookdepository has free shipping worldwide
Amazon.co.uk - £7.19
Bookdepository.com - £8.94
good responses to getting stabbed with a sword
rude
that’s fair
not again
are you gonna want this back or can i keep it
That reminds me of this from the comic books
The twist is they are all dragons