trove congeries

this WAS going to be a backlog/reference sorter... though a different shape has taken form lmao

[hustlerose]

[hustlerose]

[hustlerose]

i have been informed by literally every french speaker on earth that “une pipe” is slang for blowjob

[milk5]

Good afternoon,

I'm just checking in to see if you're still planning on hurting me painfully. Please let me know if your feelings have changed regarding this matter. I would love to hear if there have been any updates since the last time we spoke. Feel free to respond at your convenience.

Thanks,

Your Fearful Target

[daddyfuckedme]

[maskdoll]

kicking my feet and giggling like a schoolgirl in love to myself while muttering "i'm going to kill you. i'm going to fucking kill you"

[lilyblisslys]

you actually get a +3 to jerking off if you pull your tshirt up over your tits

[n99cents]

Holding it with your teeth is sexy and grants a slight dexterity increase at the cost of having a bad texture in your mouth

[paper-mario-wiki]

*blasts you with boiling hot steam* omg im so sorry 😅 *blasts you with boiling hot steam*

[yamada-ryo]

having lunch and someone's watching cnc videoes loud as fuck style so i'm just here chewing my food while there's sounds of water jetting and steel screeching in the back

[retroactivebakeries]

[deviantplum]

Me reading "CNC": Consensual non-consent

Me reading "water jetting and steel screeching": oh so it's really niche consensual non-consent

[haganez]

call him chicken the way i want his breasts and thighs

[wretched-mog]

one of the fastest double-takes of my life.....

[speedilyelegantscoopslams]

[cidham]

amir khusrow (1253–1325 CE)

[cherepashkadrabbles]

This is back on my dash! And listen, I love to see Amir Khusrau getting appreciation, but this translation ignores a lot. The original rhymes! And scans! And does playful things with register! And conveys a tone of affectionate banter between the two speakers, not least because it has them both addressing each other as sakhi (translated above as “girl”) in the last two lines. I think taking some liberties with line order is worth it to preserve more of the rest—and I think there’s a better translation of sakhi. And so:

He only visits once a year, I splurge big on him when he’s here, His kisses make my tastebuds tango. Who, bitch, your man? Nah, bitch, a mango.

[bruisedboys]

me when I’m filled with an indescribable amount of yearning for a fictional man

[dilucssv-deactivated20251203]

[gunsandfireandshit]

[ace-trainer-alice]

Scoots ever so slightly towards you after noticing your aversion to my touch.

[dollgirlprey]

think about sinking your too-big strap into an angel's too-tight hole immediately

[meltesh28]

let's hangout together for the rest of our lives or something dude

[ace-trainer-alice]

Ugh. I'm sorry, can you go back to refusing to make eye contact with me, struggling to control your breathing, and occasionally blinking away tears. I know, I know, it's just that I've been with enough dissociative types that your dead-eyed forward stare looks kinda consensual, and it's really harshing the vibe.