our futures looking bleak @flipturnt - Tumblr Blog

just lie down on the sidewalk with your tongue against the concrete till th whole world dissolves like an uncoated pill

i wanna know if op was okay when writing this

one day youll be face to face with whatever saw fit to let you exist in the universe and youll have to justify the space youve filled

frikiskrew

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i think shes decided on dragging us back to the bubbles and i dont know if i can complain we havent seen anything that wasnt either candy coated or the back of our eyelids in too long it might be nice to take a break from all the fucking searing fuchsias and settle down in that cool viscous grey that always shrouds the lake ive only ever really seen it through the windows picking at angel food naked cake with strawberries painted on in lemon curd which makes it kind of hard to describe it as bleary because the air around it is so damn warm that the joy inherent is impermeable especially by something as useless and arbitrary as the weather but it sure does drive home the reality of death and the emptiness that the furthest ring promises i uh wouldnt miss it if the bubbles themselves didnt have so much promise

#t

emptyg1rl

me (not caffeinated): anxious

me (caffeinated): anxious, but faster

the palace has been insufferably loud all weekend and at first i was upset about it like damn near everything else but theres nobody like princess reckless hedonism to whip a fucking dude into shape so i dont wanna ask how much time ive wasted googling pictures of the devil in his most raw and illicit form (mario lopez in jean shorts washing his car) and being baffled and aroused finding a very proud photo of satan himself flashing the ass rip in his grey trimmed literal birthday suit spread eagle in the front seat of his car i just want to say im done with that and shadys back yet again to abuse this platform to write love letters to michael cera but specifically the alt of michael cera who was and hopefully is impaled on a streetlight with his pendulous member popping out of the bottom of his unzipped 70s windbreaker in the pit other ceras are good but i cant trust them to split a capri sun with me while im nipping the flesh on their balls and if a guy wont pick one or two of his loose pubes off of a neon yellow coffee straw after you out of respect for you suffering that fate in the first place whats the fucking point why did you ever give him your number

#t #nsfw

im not even 20 yet but thats not stopping me from being a great great grandparent apparently

#kids please slow down your old man cant keep up