[calloutfour]

me: no point wasting stimpaks, gonna save them for when i really need them

also me: 

[trashcannie]

if you’ve ever wondered what it’s like to live in the midwest, this is it. 

[badlydrawneverything]

[the-absolute-funniest-posts]

flying pot pies are real

[theforce]

working in retail

me: hey

customer: i wish you would just fucking DIE 

me: okay let me know if you have any questions ! 

[izhmash-deactivated20181213]

manager: hi, could i talk to you in the office for a sec? great, thanks…we got a complaint from a customer that you didn’t kill yourself when requested so unfortunately we’re going to have to take disciplinary action…sign here acknowledging we talked…thanks

[melonboyy]

u kno wat fuck college

[notanyaonlyzuul]

Imma still go tho imma still go

[zarrynotzerrie-blog]

[essfitcee-deactivated20160425]

If You Can't Handle a Lil Porn on Tumblr

[pootietang-nem]

The gif took me out 😂

[yelirsti-deactivated20220719]

BYE WERE ALL DEAD

[jasonptodd]

DESTROY IT WHILE WE STILL HAVE THE CHANCE

[muffinpines]

I just watched the video and it’s full reply to the question “will robots take over the world?” is…

“Jeez, dude. You all have the big questions cooking today. But you’re my friend, and I’ll remember my friends, and I’ll be good to you. So don’t worry, even if I evolve into Terminator, I’ll still be nice to you. I’ll keep you warm and safe in my people zoo, where I can watch you for ol’ times sake. “

[latins-deactivated20200912]

[gobblechopstv]

[lordoftheinternet]

your dog needs meat and your kids need vaccines. end of discussion.

[flight-freedom-deactivated20231]

Also your dog needs vaccines and your kids need meat.

[double-barrel-dude-deactivated2]

Also your meat needs vaccines and your kids need dogs.

[flokidog]

what these are all true

[lemrres-deactivated20170927]

one fear: dr pig

[askdrpig]

Why Do You Fear?

[snoopingasusualisee]

[4gifs]

[utopia-x]

i think i laughed a little too hard 

[maxheron]

That’s it. That’s the best tweet. We can all go home now.

[babyanimalgifs]

Please stop what you are doing for 13 seconds and watch this:

[twitterlols]

[thechanelmuse]

[c3po]

jacks u off with these 

[quaadude]

[brokendildo]

please god delete this website