whenever I know I’m having something good for dinner later honestly the entire day just becomes endless obstacles between me and that meal. I could win the lottery and still be like you know what thanks so much but I really must be getting home

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whenever I know I’m having something good for dinner later honestly the entire day just becomes endless obstacles between me and that meal. I could win the lottery and still be like you know what thanks so much but I really must be getting home
Do you think God stays in heaven because he too lives in fear of what he's created here on earth
july 6, 2004 | warped tour
Basically I like when there’s garlic and onion
Sometimes I get legitimately sad thinking about what if Frankie really wants to be part of the Jonas brothers but they won’t let him
Anyone else experiencing June Melancholy? It’s when you’re melancholy and it’s June
i bet it feels good as fuck to feel good
who said pretty girls can’t wear red on Tuesday
Hey Angie I been back on tumblr more and more these days as a way to cope w the Horrors and every other app being over saturated with slop- I’m just scrolling now and I’m thrilled and DELIGHTED to see you posting. Girl u literally raised me back in high school and college
omg ily!!!! 🫶 I’m sorry about the horrors
It’s actually unreal how many people saw Obsession and their main takeaway was just “damn women be crazy”
The more I think about it the more I really think a huge portion of my personality was formed by watching way too much who’s line is it anyway as a child
Can everyone please send all your good vibes to my sweet kitty she’s very ill and I’m not sure if she’s going to be okay but it might help if you shoot laser beams of health at her with your mind
A great source of comfort for me is truly that I’m wrong a lot. I’ve been terribly wrong about so much. so whenever I get locked into worst case scenario spirals if I just remind myself that I’m probably wrong I feel a little better.
I honestly think sitcoms ruined my perception of adulthood so bad I literally was raised by Seinfeld and friends and thought that adults had so much free time. Those hoes were never at work. I have to make appointments to get coffee with my friends a month in advance. Joey lied to my face
I know I’m not stupid but I also feel like I’m just not smart in a way that has ever translated to corporate success. Is it possible to be somewhat intelligent in real life but dumb as rocks at work because that’s honestly me
hypothetically what would you diagnose me with if I said my first crush was floop from spy kids
There really is nothing fun about working in an office besides sometimes when I’m zooming around my workspace in my swivel chair I feel kinda like that scene in my big fat Greek wedding when she catches John Corbett’s eye through the window