The Wandering Elf Chef

I'm an elf whose seen a lot of Thedas. I cook a lot. It's the only thing I'm good at. Grammar? Not so much.

[florathewonderingelfchef]

This...is new. I'll have to find a decent picture of myself. For now, I guess this frying pan....picture will have to do.

[viscount-varric-tethras]

Hello, as someone else indicated, you seem to be the one all the "new" sheep flock to you. I do not have many skills, unless you count cooking. I make a very mean Wyvern Wings when given the right spices. Is there room for someone like me here?

Serah, there is always room for someone who can cook a mean bunch Wyvern Wings. Hell, you can probably teach our cook a thing or two, hah!

Varric Tethras, at your service, serah. If you’d like to find a spot in the Inquisition, definitely talk to Curly over at his desk. Otherwise, I’m happy to show you around, get you all the comforts of home and all that good stuff. My people can usually get things to you a bit faster than the official suppliers can - what with them practically supplying an army these days. So if you need something - strictly legal or, ahem, otherwise in most cases - I’m your dwarf. 

[florathewonderingelfchef]

Oh, thank the Maker. These old bones were getting weary from all that traveling. I’m not cut out for this anymore. Somehow, I used to do it with seven little ones if you can believe that. HA, teach? The last person I "taught" was my youngest. She had the good sense to run off with her dalish father after I was done. I'm pretty sure all I can do is scare your cooks, rather than make them any better. Anyway, you said I needed to talk to a @cullensmoulderford? Maker, this place is huge. I'll see if I track him down. Thanks again, uh, Varric right? Sorry, I'm horrible with names. People call me Flora.