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We should definitely start a club. We could be like the camp Mean Girls. I have a Burn Book and everything waiting for you. Hopefully, we’ll never have to know them. Although there is one that seems okay. You sure do. Something tells me diamonds would be a good friend of yours.

It’s on, then. Now we just need to find our Karen, because let’s face it, no one wants to be Karen. She likes Taco Bell and people who like their food are not to be trusted. You look decent too. Diamonds? I mean, I’ve never had one, but I wouldn’t reject it.

#maybe #maybe not #is that your final answer?

I don’t think I can imagine a priest with a cell phone. Might be dead, we might be alive still. Annabeth’s mom is Athena and yet she’s trying to kill us all! Plus she’s a better Athenian then I am! I’d probably scream so much they’d let me go just to stop me screaming but I hope you don’t die. Because we’re pretty sure she was in the mafia at some point.

We’re not in the Middle Ages anymore, silly. They need cellphones too. Pigeons take way too long. Good gods, don’t say that. I think you’re a good Athenian. Maybe not when it comes to the paranormal though, but that’s what I’m here for. Thank you, I hope I don’t die either. The mafia? And was she? In the mafia?

Well, if you aren’t a person’s soulmate, then you might waste both your time that could be spent looking for your real soulmate.

If rom-coms have taught me anything, it’s that you don’t look for your soulmate. You just find them.

Pretty much, yeah. After all, it’s a spider. No one in their right mind likes spiders.

Some people do. Like that weird, creepy stalker guy from She’s the Man.

But what if love at first sight is a bunch of bullshit? What if it takes getting to know that person and simply realizing one day that you’re perfect together? See, now it complicates things even more.

Maybe there’s no such thing as love at first sight, but there’s attraction at first sight. Your way sounds more viable, I’ll give you that. How does that complicate things?

Even if it’s Andrew Garfield. Spiders are evil creatures that need to be killed in a fiery explosion and anyone who dresses up like them are demented.

Holy shit. So, what you’re saying is that Spiderman is demented and needs to be killed in an explosion? Sounds legit.

I thought they do what happens on Game of Thrones and like send a pigeon or a raven or whatever it is. No, the female with the ambigious name always survives. Usually not male, plus I’d trip and kill myself by accident, the murderer would have a vacation with me. No, she’s just super cool and I’m pretty sure my grandpa was scared of her so…by law, everyone else should be. Camp’s doomed.

Oh no, but that would take forever. By the time the priest arrives, we’d all be dead, except for you. The underdogs can be survivors too. Besides, your mom is Athena. You’d figure out a way to make it out of the whole situation alive. I feel like I would be easy to kill. The murderer could just grab me by the hair and end my life right there. Cool grandmas are the best kind of grandmas. Why was your grandpa scared of her? We’re not doomed. Not yet.

#i forgot if there were tags #but yolo #hi

It means I don’t know if I’ve found a potential soulmate or not. Like, how will I recognize if a person might be my soulmate? For example, what if you’re my soulmate and I didn’t realize it? Then that would be a bad thing for the both of us, missing out on our soulmates and all.

See, if I was truly your soulmate, I think you would know. Is that not how things are supposed to work? Like love at first sight and all. I don’t know, I’m no Aphrodite kid. But that’s usually what happens in movies.

#he's beautiful

Andrew Garfield looks like the dictionary definition of a nerd. But it doesn’t even really matter what people look like. If they want to dress up like a spider, then I want to stay as far away from them as possible.

Even if it’s Andrew Garfield we’re talking about? He could dress as a Teletubbie and I would not run away from him.

Up until now? Not very good. But now? I don’t know. Maybe.

What’s that supposed to mean? You found someone and you didn’t tell me?

#damn if ansel ever looked at me like that #i would just #cry

A priest!? I don’t know a priest, do they have cell phones?! Oh god I’m going to die. Horror movies?! Everyone dies in horror movies! Maybe I should call my grandma she’ll know what to do. But yeah, I’d much rather stay with you and lock Annabeth in the cabin where she can’t kill anyone. Oh god, I wonder if Percy knew all along and has been sadistically waiting for her to murder everyone.

They have to have cellphones. I mean, they must text their other priest friends, right? You’re not going to die, the main character usually makes it out alive. The people who try to help are the ones who die, so if anything, I’m going to die. Is your grandma a demon expert? What a cool grandma. Unless she somehow knows how to teleport, in that case, we’re screwed. Oh gods, what if she threatened to kill him if he told anybody and that’s why he kept it a secret?

#winner #the winner of your heart #i took it all

Well, Spiderman’s already a villain. They just haven’t revealed that to the public yet. But seriously, anyone who dresses up like a spider has to have some sort of evil tendencies.

That’s true, but let’s be honest here. He doesn’t look anywhere as gross as a spider. Especially if we’re talking about Andrew Garfield. He sure doesn’t look gross.

Unless they’re looking to make him into like, a triple agent, I don’t even know if I want to keep up with the Captain America franchise.

That would be horrible, I don’t know if I would want to either. Maybe I’ll move on to someone else. Spiderman, perhaps? That way, if he does turn out to be a villain, I won’t be surprised.

Of course I do. Who doesn’t want to believe that there’s one person in the world who is perfect for them?

And tell me, how’s it working out for you? Have you found anyone yet?

Oh god, oh god, what do I do? Do I warn my other siblings? Where am I meant to go?

Call a priest, maybe? Get out of there? Accept your imminent death? I don’t know! I haven’t watched enough horror movies to know what to do. You’re all welcome to crash at my cabin though. I’ll bake you things and hope that makes up for the trauma of living with the devil himself.

#you love me #PROOF #HAHA

I don’t even know if the writers thought it through. I mean, it was World War II and he was fighting the Nazis. The last thin he would ever do is become a member of the neo-Nazis. It’s just wrong.

They probably didn’t. I would really like to believe it was a really, really late April Fools joke.

I’ve heard that my best friend believes in soulmates. And I actually feel bad for the poor sap.

I think the whole soulmate thing is very romantic, don’t you?

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