You've Never Met Anyone Like Her Before

Birdie | 23 | she/they lesbian | 18+

[florencebirdsong]

This is a purely smut, sapphic reader insert blog. Minors DNI.

This blog contains dark fantasies, including but not limited to noncon and incest. Please use the cw tags link below to block anything you do not want to see.

You are responsible for your own internet experience. Fantasies do not reflect a person’s morals, beliefs or real life actions. I will not be debating this.

Please enjoy my love letters to the taboo kinks of the world and feel free to send asks :p I love to talk about nasty kinky sex with our blorbos

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[florencebirdsong]

I don’t wanna go to work I wanna write PORN

[florencebirdsong]

Happy disability pride month!!! Shout out to people with bipolar, people with PCOS/PMOS and people with fucked up knees!!!!!

[vanglaggle]

fat butch is genuinely the staple . when u say butch i think of a fat butch and it hasn't crossed my mind that this is a new thought for some people

[djpuppy-moved]

character who;s doomed form the start but not because of tragedy or anything but because they're a woman and their writer is a misogynist

[maximoffsbutch]

“wanda is the sweet mommy and natasha is the mean daddy” INCORRECT. wanda fucks you until you’re sobbing into the pillow, squirming from overstimulation, and natasha’s the one who soothes you with little pussy kisses and kitten licks afterwards.

[florencebirdsong]

Anons, I love you. Your ideas are hot as fuck and I’ve already started writing

[florencebirdsong]

Snippet Sunday - 5th July [OPEN]

This opens a few days before to post snippets over Sunday and Monday

Send a character or ship, tell me if it’s x reader or not, and a kink and/or kinky scenario and I’ll write 300-500 words for it (6-10 paragraphs).

Dark kinks and scenarios encouraged! Please feel free to send in asks about my AUs too.

No piss kink or scat.

Max four characters (reader included) in one scenario.

Characters you can mix and match:

Marvel: Agatha Harkness, Wanda Maximoff, Natasha Romanoff, Rio Vidal, Valentina de Fontaine, Mel de Fontaine, Sue Storm, Kate Bishop

The Pitt: Cassie McKay, Baran Al-Hashimi, Victoria Javadi, Trinity Santos, Emma Nolan

[florencebirdsong]

Me trying to figure out whether the tingle is the ginger or an allergy to the ginger:

[florencebirdsong]

https://www.tumblr.com/florencebirdsong/820024604048457728/wanda-experiencing-that-feral-kind-of-ovulation?source=share

I’m very glad more of the fandom is getting into dom!bottom Wanda becaus. I’m a lurker but I’m an OG lurker. UGH THIS IS SOOOO GOOD

DOM!BOTTOMS RISE!!!!!!

Hello fellow OG lurker 🤝 thank you very much for lurking and still telling me you enjoyed it :p I really appreciate it 💞

I want to write more needy Wanda which so far has resulted in dom!bottom Wanda 🙂‍↕️ but we’ll see

[florencebirdsong]

Could you please write more Sue Storm smut?

Send a kink too and I’ll write something small🤞

[florencebirdsong]

Thinking about this blog again💔-💫

Me too 💔

I have an idea gimme a sec

[florencebirdsong]

Supergirl was worth the ticket fuck yeah

[florencebirdsong]

Do you ever feel like a plastic bag

[propalitet]

I've lost some of the best smut writers to this thing called "employment"

[mommyslittlebird]

After their first time, puppy learns the smell of Wanda when she’s horny. And now they’re practically knocking her over every time, asking if they can see it and wanting to take care of her because they love being helpful and making mama feel good.

[mommyslittlebird]

Puppy, nosing between her legs and licking her pants: “Mamaaaaaaa. I can see it for just a second?”

Wanda, picking them up underneath their arms and putting them in air jail: “No, you cannot. I already know you won’t be able to help yourself once you see it.”

Puppy: >:[

[dykepitts]

"oh these characters have a sibling relationship!! i cant see them as a couple" "theyre sooo mother/daughter!! NOT romantic or sexua--"

WRONG.

FAUXCEST BEAM