your best friend.

*howdy! im flowey, flowey the flower! [[wttpyls]]

[flowey-godofhyperdeath-blog]

*hgnnnnnn-

*come to meee souls *come to meee

[flowey-godofhyperdeath-blog]

*is their anybody out there who speaks my language

*im alone in this genocidal road *I need ma 7 human souls dammit

[flowey-godofhyperdeath-blog]

(*SHOOTS FRIENDLINESS PELLETS ON THE WALL)

*THATS IT NO MORE NICY FLOWEY IM PISSED

[normiespleaseleavehopespeak-blog]

punches the angry flower

[flowey-godofhyperdeath-blog]

(*SHOOTS FRIENDLINESS PELLETS AT YOU)

[kurululu]

with what

your little leafy arms

[flowey-godofhyperdeath-blog]

*no, with my… *“friendliness pellets”

[kurululu]

ya im too tired for this

[flowey-godofhyperdeath-blog]

*yeah thats right run away you lil shit

[flowey-godofhyperdeath-blog]

(*SHOOTS FRIENDLINESS PELLETS ON THE WALL)

*THATS IT NO MORE NICY FLOWEY IM PISSED

[kurululu]

petition to kill all flowers

[flowey-godofhyperdeath-blog]

*I WILL MURDER YOU IN YOU SLEEP YOU LITTLE SHITFACE

[kurululu]

with what

your little leafy arms

[flowey-godofhyperdeath-blog]

*no, with my... *"friendliness pellets"

[kurululu]

petition to kill all flowers

[flowey-godofhyperdeath-blog]

*I WILL MURDER YOU IN YOU SLEEP YOU LITTLE SHITFACE

[kurululu]

with what

your little leafy arms

[flowey-godofhyperdeath-blog]

*say...i heard about alien frogs being around here...

[flowey-godofhyperdeath-blog]

*escuse me? I am not ugly!

*i am many things but ugly is definitely not one of them!

[kurululu]

Sure you keep telling yourself that

[flowey-godofhyperdeath-blog]

(*flowey gives you a death stare) *i will kill you.

[kurululu]

[sprays you with pesticide]

[flowey-godofhyperdeath-blog]

*HISSSSSSSSS

[kurululu]

petition to kill all flowers

[flowey-godofhyperdeath-blog]

*I WILL MURDER YOU IN YOU SLEEP YOU LITTLE SHITFACE

[putataboobah-deactivated2020113]

I don’t speak texas

[flowey-godofhyperdeath-blog]

*Texas?

[flowey-godofhyperdeath-blog]

*where is that yellow shitface

[flowey-godofhyperdeath-blog]

*say...i heard about alien frogs being around here...

[flowey-godofhyperdeath-blog]

*escuse me? I am not ugly!

*i am many things but ugly is definitely not one of them!

[kurululu]

Sure you keep telling yourself that

[flowey-godofhyperdeath-blog]

(*flowey gives you a death stare) *i will kill you.

[flowey-godofhyperdeath-blog]

*say...i heard about alien frogs being around here...

[flowey-godofhyperdeath-blog]

*howdy! *im flowey *flowey the flower

*and i come from the underground…

[keropopstar-blog]

the “underground”? the underground where? way to be vague there

and what kinda name is flowey 8/ i mean yeesh

[kurululu]

#ok i’m convinced this is kururu just fucking with us again

you think id create something so fucking ugly boss

[flowey-godofhyperdeath-blog]

*escuse me? I am not ugly!

*i am many things but ugly is definitely not one of them!

[flowey-godofhyperdeath-blog]

*say...i heard about alien frogs being around here...

[dorobune-blog1]

actually to help the grass thrive and grow strong

and yes also to eat ass

[flowey-godofhyperdeath-blog]

*uuuh- ok…..then…

[keropopstar-blog]

hey guys what’s going o- AAAAAAAAAGH

WHAT IS THAT

a.. talking PLANT?? dororo did you and kururu have something to do with this

[flowey-godofhyperdeath-blog]

*howdy! *im flowey *flowey the flower

*and i come from the underground...

[flowey-godofhyperdeath-blog]

*sayyy… Has anybody ever wanted to see a real life god? *because i can show you! (*he giggles) *today might just be your lucky day~!

[yaboyfirespirit-blog]

Whats up im a god

I guess its your lucky day

[flowey-godofhyperdeath-blog]

*well i got news for you *with 7 human souls.. *i can become the god of hyper death

[flowey-godofhyperdeath-blog]

*sayyy... Has anybody ever wanted to see a real life god? *because i can show you! (*he giggles) *today might just be your lucky day~!

[flowey-godofhyperdeath-blog]

*7 humans souls, just 7-!

[flowey-godofhyperdeath-blog]

*my offer is- if you get me 7 human souls… *i will give you you as many souls as you wish to have

[devilcoolkie-blog]

[flowey-godofhyperdeath-blog]

*well then *i shall leave then, my business here has been done (*flowey dissappears through the ground)