Starfruit Is Yummy

[tricitymonsters]

Mastercard and visa have reported to a couple news outlets that they are currently being swamped with calls and complaints. Keep up the pressure and try to (politely) insist that you leave a complaint via phone instead of letting the rep direct you to emails. It's way easier to be overwhelmed by a much smaller number of calls so each one counts for a bit more!

[fluffytylerbaconqueen]

People always talk about the numerous downsides to immortality (getting trapped forever, watching your loved ones die, slowly loosing memories etc) and long living races/creatures (elves, the fae, aliens, spirits), but no one ever mentions the upsides. Like the fact that if you stay friends with a family for several generations, eventually you could literally make up anything you want about their lineage. Why wouldn’t they trust you? They literally NEVER got to experience a time in their life when they DIDNT know you. What’s that? Little Susie wishes she was a princess?

Well guess what, she is! Courtesy of your GOOD friend her late great great aunt, a foreign princess of a small no longer existing country who you personally helped flee an arranged marriage. Little Jorden just hit you with a wicked diss and you need a comeback? Well look no further than the fact that his great great great grandma used to call you Daddy.

[fluffytylerbaconqueen]

[teaboot]

Humans are adorable.

Supporting evidence:

1. Humans say ‘ow’, even if they haven’t actually been hurt. It’s just a thing they say when they think they might have been hurt, but aren’t sure yet.

2. Humans collect shiny things and decorate their bodies and nests with them. The shinier the better, although each individual has a unique taste for style and colouring

3. Humans are not an aquatic or even amphibious species, but they flock to bodies of water simply to play in it. They can’t even hold their breath all that long; they just love to splash!

4. When night falls and the sky goes dark, humans become drowsy and begin to cocoon themselves in soft, fluffy bedding.

5. Some humans spend time in each other’s nests! Just for fun! It’s not their nest; they’re just visiting each other.

6. Some humans use pigments and dyes to make their bodies flashy and colourful! They even attach shiny dangly bits to their cartalidgous membranes!

7. Humans are very clever, and sometimes adopt creatures from other species into their family units. They don’t seem to notice the obvious differences, and often raise them alongside their own young!

8. If a human sees another creature in distress, they can commonly be observed trying to help! Even at their own risk, most humans are deeply compassionate creatures!

9. If a human hears a particularity catchy sound or tune, it will often mimic it, even to the point of annoying themselves!

10. Sneezes are entirely involuntary, and completely adorable. Especially when the human in question becomes frustrated

11. Humans love treats!!! Some more than others. Many humans will save these treats specifically for a later date when they are in need of comfort or reassurance. IE, pickles, pop tarts, Popsicles, etc

12. They’re learning to travel in space!!! They can’t get very far, but they’re trying!!! So far, they’ve made it to the end of their yard, and have found rocks

[undertale4everyone]

I read this in his voice so

[skesgo]

NDUZBSIJB

[fluffytylerbaconqueen]

This is completely accurate AND delightful. If anyone could get me to like humans for a few minutes, it would be The Great Papyrus.

[fluffytylerbaconqueen]

[aro-pride-stuff]

Aro plague doctor pin by MischiefsMagick

[fluffytylerbaconqueen]

Just got mine today!

[fuckyeahcomicsbaby]

Different Stories Resonate with Different People

[lovingmyselfishard]

I will always reblog this.

[brightwanderer]

I once spent three hours scouring the internet to find this comic again, I will not let that be repeated.

[fluffytylerbaconqueen]

A good message.

[fluffytylerbaconqueen]

I had no hope of keeping a straight face.

[fluffytylerbaconqueen]

Snape’s class was the one most in need of something pleasant and it makes me smile. XD

[fluffytylerbaconqueen]

How Solas sees the Dalish.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z2DfB-pY9G0&feature=share

[fluffytylerbaconqueen]

Start your Interactive Love Story! Join me at https://itunes.apple.com/app/a/id1274522617 (My code: ecd2b52)

[fluffytylerbaconqueen]

Let it be known, that on this day, Monday, December 25, 2017, I completed the Perfect Ending of Undertale. I saw the true lab, defeated the god of hyper death, and saw Papyrus drive a convertible down the highway.

Merry Christmas Underground :)

[fluffytylerbaconqueen]

[fluffytylerbaconqueen]

I'm no author but...

I had a story idea that I thought you might enjoy, and was wondering if you could share it with any writers you thought might like it.

Rick Sanchez from "Rick and Morty" finds his way into the Undertale Multiverses. I thought this could be pretty funny.

The idea of him running around the Undertale multiverses, infuriating Error, confusing Ink, annoying Fresh (do to his love of intoxicants and sin) and telling UF Sans to take his clothes back to HotTopic, makes my soul freaking SING.

This story NEEDS to happen.

[fluffytylerbaconqueen]

Stuck in a mysterious place full of hatred and malice, what will happen to you when you meet the residents? Will they accept you as a friend, or will they do you off just like all the previous humans? It all depends on one thing....Love, or L.O.V.? (Female) {Mature/adult content}

Fell in love with this story a while ago and adore it more with each update. If you like FellSansxReader pairings, give it a look.

[fluffytylerbaconqueen]

Black meets Misteress fanfic scene request

Pleasssse make a alternative scene from Six Skeletons in you closet, where Mistress meets swapfell Sans instead of Pup. :3

[ghoulwife]

We were all thinking it…

and you know Hancock would have said something smart-assy

(art by me)

[fluffytylerbaconqueen]

Just give the politician response. *Ahem* We can neither confirm nor deny any allegations made against our party at this time. Thank you and God bless.