#immortality

[charlesoberonn]

Person in the year 5012: What is that program you're using?

Immortal: It's called Duolingo, it's a language-learning app. I gotta maintain my streak.

Duolingo: Gefeliciteerd!

Person: Why are you teaching yourself a dead language?

Immortal: *looks at their 1,093,835 days streak* It wasn't dead when I started.

[cart00nmilk]

The Day Shadow Realized Sonic Was Not Eternal

And maybe when Sonic realized Shadow was not going to move on

[guzhufuren]

Support and uplift chinese queer creators and their fight. There is hope for an even better tomorrow.

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[miltering]

Final Part - Hob Gadling at the funeral

(Hob's Centennial offer to the new Dream of the Endless)

[shirecorn]

Cadance and Shining Armor || The Bride and the Ugly Ass Groom my @skyscrapergods AU || AU Cadance Tag

[not-sure-what-im-feeling]

A poll because I can

If you HAD to be immortal, which way would you choose?

Classic. Never aging, never dying, no illness. (Boring answer.)

Time loop. Same day, week, year, whatever, over and over. You stay then.

Vampiric. Never aging, but you are dead.

Norse god. You’re immortal as long as you eat a specific thing (like the apples)

Phoenix. Forever reborn, never reincarnated. Same life, many births.

Reincarnation. Many lives, many births. Same souls.

Undead. You can’t die; you already have.

Spirit. Similar to undead, but you have no corporeal form.

Regeneration. You can die, but you won’t stay there.

Cryonic freezing. “Walt Disney” style. You get frozen but can come back.

Uploaded to a computer. Like Elon Musk is planning.

Remembered. Oh you fucker. Yeah sure, you’re immortal because you have a legacy.

Voting ended onDec 8, 2023

Reblog for sample size :3

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