please don't make fun of me...

h-- hello! my name is yoshiya kiryu! you can call me joshua! i may be slow to understanding certain things, but please don't tease me! ((indie rp blog for AU flustered!shy!joshua. will rp with anyone. please read about!))

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Neku looked pitifully at his friend. What did they put him through? He took Joshua’s arm and was about to leave when one of the shitheads had to open his big mouth. Oh. Oh. He really wanted to keep Joshua here? As nothing more than a plaything? This was not happening. Without so much as thinking he kissed Josh once on the forehead before turning his attention to the overly wasted guy who dared to pipe in.

“Pansy? Is that really the best someone like you can do? Josh isn’t your plaything now stay away.”

The guy was at least twice Neku’s size and a quarter as smart. He didn’t give a single fuck right now though. He was ready to rip out the guy’s jugular just for staying anything. But before he could so much as think through this logically something in him snapped and before he could process what was happening he was in front of the guy throwing the first punch.

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The guy was taken off guard. For sure, this tiny kid wasn't actually trying to hit him, right? But then he swung, hard, and it collided with Neku's jaw.

"Fucking weak-ass piece of shit. You don't know what you're getting into."

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//oh my god i lost my muse he keeps coming and going i hate it. HE'S BACK NOW I CAN ACTUALLY RP AS HIM AGAIN. I'M SO SORRY I'VE BEEN AWAY FOR SO LONG I'M HOPPING ON REPLIES IM RIDIGN THESE REPLIES LIKE AF UCKING HORSIE

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//IM BACK, IM BACK, IM BACK,  I M, back im sorry

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//iiii h avenot been on this blog for the past few days because i've been at my dad's and it's hard to type long paragraphs there without him hearing and looking at my screen like "WHAT ARE YOU DOING AMELIA?????", my computeri s in the living room here so yeah, i am so rry, i will be back at my mmo's house TOMORROW AND SHE DOESNT GIVE A FUCK AND MY COMPUTERI S IN MY ROOM THERE

[dead-kun]

headcanons about the twewy box art

from left to right

josh is ordering a pizza, but they can’t make triple cheese, sir, that’s not an option on our menu, sir please stop yelling

that’s not beat, beat didn’t want to pose for the box cover, that’s actually a middle aged man an he doesn’t know how to skateboard

neku’s listening to rock n roll mcdonalds which is why he’s jamming out so hard

shiki’s skirt is falling down so she’s trying to pull it up as discreetly as possible

rhyme drank too much cough syrup again and everything is glowy and floating.

when she grows up she’s going to get her nipples pierced. people say it’s a bad idea but she’ll do it. she doesn’t fucking care

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//JESSICA SIMPSON SING THE CHORUS

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//it is npw 4 am and i am on the verge of passing out, i am going to sleep soo, i a really sorry

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//i just came back into my room after going downstairs with my laptop to get food, but i didnt turn the light on cause it's far from my bed and i dont wanna get back up later to turn it off, and i tripped over like five different things, oh my god

[cantusdominus]

| A Rescue Mission. [CLOSED]

[cantusdominus]

Another churlish giggle escapes the Composer as he then picks up Joshua bridal-style, seemingly without any recognisable effort. 

“‘Uhm’ is right, dear. Now if you’d excuse me, I don’t feel like breathing in any more of the air polluted by you vexatious cysts.” Turning around, he began to walk, making sure he had a fair grip on the boy in his arms. 

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The other children back off, for the most part, a couple straggling hecklers yelling empty threats, but no one actually doing anything.

Joshua whines slightly, scared and confused, as the Composer carries him. Part of him is a little afraid, but the Composer's touch is much more gentle than those of the kids, so he once again figures out that other Joshua is on his side. He tries, desperately, to open his eyes-- to no avail.

[justgothehellaway]

flusteredpriss:

The partygoers stop for a moment, surprised by all the rage held within the trembling boy.  A few scatter. But then a girl chuckles. In front of Neku, she stamps a kiss on Joshua’s lips, then pulls back lazily, smirking, wordlessly challenging him.

Without so much as a second passing, Neku grabbed that bitch by her hair and pulled her away from Josh. “Get out of my face, bitch.” He released her without so much of a care where she fell and sat next to his friend. “Are you going to be ok, Joshua…. Lets get you home.”

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Joshua mumbled something. He wasn't even sure where he was right now, or who this person was helping him, but he was grateful for it. He'd been kissed and groped and he felt dirty. He tried to grab onto Neku's arm for support.

A boy, this time, gets angry. "You're not just gonna spoil our fucking fun, pansy." He slurs. 

[justgothehellaway]

  Neku didn’t acknowledge the student’s presence and just continued through the house until he reached the living room. The entire house was filled with obnoxious teenagers and reeked of alcohol which made him wonder why Josh was here in the first place. He was ready to KILL SOMEONE.

and what he saw was only fuel to the fire. People near Joshua. HIS Joshua. His chest fully exposed and others all over him. He could feel himself trembling in anger. “Get. Away.”

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The partygoers stop for a moment, surprised by all the rage held within the trembling boy.  A few scatter. But then a girl chuckles. In front of Neku, she stamps a kiss on Joshua's lips, then pulls back lazily, smirking, wordlessly challenging him.

[cantusdominus]

| A Rescue Mission. [CLOSED]

[cantusdominus]

“Oooh, I see how it is.” 

Joshua is still smiling vindictively, completely unfazed by her words. He pushes past the crowd easily, and moves in to hoist up the dazed Joshua. "I’m surprised you even know such a big word. Did you learn it from daddy?"  He turns around and chuckles, looking the girl straight in the eye. Despite his seemingly cheery disposition, his violet eyes look cold and dead. If there was something he hated more than uncouth individuals, it was people who were uncouth for the sake of abusing others. 

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Joshua panics at first at being hoisted up, even though he can't remember who this person hoisting him up is. They seem, however, not to want to hurt him, so he calms down a little.

The girl, meanwhile, has the smile wiped right off her face by the other Joshua's gaze. She takes a step backwards, awkwardly. "Uhm."

[justgothehellaway]

Did he really want to check his phone again? Neku kept his phone in his pocket and kept for where he was now sure Josh was. Loud music in the distance only reassured him he was going in the right direction.

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(The drunk girl laughs, snapping Joshua’s phone shut. “He’s so pretty, though,” she coos, playing with Joshua’s hair. “You’re pretty,” she says, in Joshua’s ear. Joshua mumbles protests incoherently.)

[justgothehellaway]

Neku slowed down as he made it to the house. The door was open saving himself the trouble of kicking it down. He entered the front door looking ready to kill the first person who gets too close to him. “Where’s Josh?”

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The boy he runs into looks startled.

"Uh... Josh Kiryu? The one... passed out on the couch in the living room?" The boy grins. "You'd better hurry and get him, dude."

[justgothehellaway]

Did he really want to check his phone again? Neku kept his phone in his pocket and kept for where he was now sure Josh was. Loud music in the distance only reassured him he was going in the right direction.

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(The drunk girl laughs, snapping Joshua's phone shut. "He's so pretty, though," she coos, playing with Joshua's hair. "You're pretty," she says, in Joshua's ear. Joshua mumbles protests incoherently.)

[cantusdominus]

| A Rescue Mission. [CLOSED]

[cantusdominus]

"Hello there, everyone," Joshua walks in briskly as he announces his arrival, his step strong and his expression annoyed. "I’ve come here to pick up my brother." 

A brother, he says to himself. Joshua almost laughs. Anyone with half a brain would find his statement odd given how the other boy had probably never mentioned having a brother, and a twin one to boot. However in their current mindset, most— if not all— of the current attendees are likely to find it satisfactory. After all, people who look similar are more likely to the be family than not, and besides, with this dim lighting and their drunken perception, surely no one really cared enough to call him on his bluff.  His eyes narrow as he locks onto the scene in front him, a scene partially obscured by the horde of children in the room. “Mind telling me what is going on?” He says with a mocking smile and an even more mocking tone, fully able to parse together the situation given all the information at present. 

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"Uhh..."

The kids are immediately slightly intimidated by the other Joshua, partially by his strong step, partially because they subconsciously know what's good for them. The boy lets go of Joshua's shirt, stepping aside awkwardly. There is silence.

Until one of the more wasted of the girls pipes up.

"We're just proving to the world your brother's a fucking faggot." She grins, ear to ear.

[justgothehellaway]

Neku looks at the text.

And is ready to kill someone.

”( if they’re taking pictures does this mean there’s more….?)” Neku checks Instagram and Facebook and finds more pictures tagged of Joshua. “………………..” He thinks he might know where Josh is now.

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(The girl sends another text, which says cat got your tongue? Sends a picture of a drunk girl kissing a shirtless Joshua and everyone laughing.)

[justgothehellaway]

BZZZT

BZZZT

“?!”

“You have got to be fucking kidding me….”

[text]what the hell r u talking about?????

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(The girl giggles and sends a picture of a boy undressing Josh. No one's taken his pants off just yet, and although the only intent is to take humiliating photos, it doesn't seem like that without any context.)