Cook. Conversationalist. Navigator. @flutepiccy - Tumblr Blog

AAAAAAAAHHHH!!! 😻😻😻

Fun Fact: The VAST majority of folks who went to college and struggled to pay off our student loans would be FINE with student loan forgiveness even if we wouldn’t directly benefit from it. One of the things I learned in college was to give a shit about people who weren’t me. Not just because it’s the right thing to do, but ultimately it creates a better society which benefits people who live in it. And I, and most of the people I know, live in society.

shingojira

ricecakkke

square

banishedquasiroyal-deact

FUCK silverfish

daystxlker

if those are the little bug things that look like centipedes yeah fuck em omfg

banishedquasiroyal-deact

I HATE THEM SO MUCH

daystxlker

OH IN MINECRAFT I THOUGHT YOU MEANT. REAL ONES SLDKJFLSKDJLFSDF

banishedquasiroyal-deact

wait

WHAT DO YOU MEAN REAL ONES

booty-clappin-deactivated201807

where do you think the name came from

banishedquasiroyal-deact

i don’t know, tumblr user plump9000. i sort of thought they weren’t real, like endermen. or creepers.

timurmurtazin

>implying endermen aren’t real

banishedquasiroyal-deact

really not liking what you’re implying buddy

amosseleznev92

The fresh adult dating site that makes it easy to find casual sex near you. Join free to someone new instantly, and hook up tonight

pochowek

donutish

View this post on Instagram

THIS IS TOO MUCH WHOLESOME IN A TINY BODY

soggycheesefry

Happy 2/3/19!

itsblackage-deactivated20220305

Shit my shoulder

kingncp

I fucking love bees

kingredeaded-deactivated2024031

Is that legit her voice actress or what?!

werewolf-cuddles

Yeah. She did a bunch of NPC voices for Grand Theft Auto V

tartts

in this house we love, cherish, respect, and use the oxford comma

enzerusworld

artemispickle

Other Things To Do To A Drunken Sailor

Draw a dick on his face in Sharpie

Add his boss as a friend on Facebook

Eat the last of his Nutella

Text his ex with a “U up?” message

Tell the IRS he owes back taxes

Log in to gmail and change his password

voidbat

every single one of these fits the rhythm of the song. i sang each one of them. :D my mom’s addition was always “hit him in the face with a vick’s inhaler”