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sexynakedblackguy

POV: You catching me going to spark another blunt

imsobadatnicknames2

My favorite joke in Metalocalypse is how as the show goes on it becomes increasingly obvious they’re naming characters with the sole purpose of torturing Mark Hamill.

imsobadatnicknames2

It’s been almost two years since I posted this but here’s a list of the official spelling of every character he introduces here:

Dr. Gibbitz

Dr. Amon Skagerakk Fredrickshaven

Dr. Donald Gorthian

Ronald Von Momnaldberg

Dr. Natasha Nesciantskidovich

Vicenzo de Alimamala Corningston III

Professor Jerry Gustav Mangledink

Horace Marmingblat Wimplestein, Jr.

Dr. Chazz Fazzledopenhoffer

Vater Oorlag

Dr. Milminaman-lanilim-swinwamly

Dr. Gibbitz again (but for some reason it’s spelled “Gibbetz” in the season 2 subtitles)

Melmord Fjordslorn

Dr. Ralphus Galkinsmelter

Dr. Amomolith Chesterfield

Wilmore Unduntingiminen

Dr. Ninmiltrid Fmiltindryden

Dr. Imptnin Pmiltson

Dr. Tormindbind Mickmildididindnin

Dr. Krumpworth Chponglasia IV, Jr.

Dr. Borgermu Barret Swingdworth

Dr. Richard Reinhold Rnawighiwowpj

Captain Slufgyflaysid

Dr. Bartholomew Grahsrihajul

Dr. Alsajahb Fifborgiltk

Dr. Fsmilejera Irlelwoll

Dr. Commander Vernmim Chuntspinkton

imsobadatnicknames2

Like I just love how you can pinpoint “Ninmiltrid Fmiltindryden” as the exact moment the joke went from making Mark Hamill say funny but still vaguely name-shaped words to forcing that poor man to pronounce straight up keysmashes out loud.

clarknokent

I like when women make it clear she's attracted to me

Like if you feeling me? Tell me. Slide a nigga a compliment, flirt wit me. Say some slightly over the top thirsty shit😂. Because im a thirsty ass nigga and when I know the thirst is mutual? My compliments get a lot more real and reckless😂

theexaltedfate-deactivated20201

This is so true 😂

clarknokent

You can ask any woman that has sent me even just a selfie, be letting Them know just how good they look.

cuethetrou-deactivated20201023

endless-romantic-stories

I must just be after the wrong guys because as soon as I start expressing interest, they run away. 🤦🏾‍♀️

clarknokent

Sadly that’s the case. Whether it’s because they aren’t looking for a relationship or just aren’t interested, it’s all good. Not everyone is right for you and sometimes when they are? Timing ain’t right.

BUT, don’t ever stop shooting your shot respectfully. It’s gonna succeed sooner rather than later.