dude, you slapped a fish

flynn fucking rider.

[i-steal-virginity]

Guess that means I can’t treat you to beer and baked goods then. Damn.

[flynndoesitdirty]

from you, it's probably warm beer and generic brand baked goods.

[i-steal-virginity]

My bank balance, for once.

[flynndoesitdirty]

somehow i doubt that.

[flynndoesitdirty]

hey guys, sorry i've been mia lately. work and life has kept me busy, plus i've been under the weather. however my online class starts today, which means i need to be on a computer, which means i'll be on more x

[kovu-rp]

Everyone wishes they were me.

[flynndoesitdirty]

easy there, hotshot. don't take it out of context.

[kovu-rp]

Extremely lucky.

[flynndoesitdirty]

i wish i was you to have the full experience.

[kovu-rp]

You’re certainly not wrong there. If you weren’t so attractive at least you’d have something to fall back on.

[flynndoesitdirty]

lucky for you, i'm definitely both.

[kovu-rp]

You never fail to woo us, Flynn. 

[flynndoesitdirty]

what can i say? i have a way with words.

[booklover-belle-deactivated2014]

Hi there!

[flynndoesitdirty]

hey what's up?

[flynndoesitdirty]

what's up, chicks and dicks?

[alltimelow60]

[lock-on-boogie]

I want to someday, just not now. I’d rather kill.

[flynndoesitdirty]

ooooookay.

[lock-on-boogie]

I’ve had plenty of opportunity to fuck people. I’m just saving myself, I guess.

[flynndoesitdirty]

aha, so you do wanna fuck.

[lock-on-boogie]

Nope, this is how I usually act.

[flynndoesitdirty]

which explains why even with a face like that, you still have your v card.

[lock-on-boogie]

[flynndoesitdirty]

are you moping?

[lock-on-boogie]

Mhm.

[flynndoesitdirty]

[lock-on-boogie]

Then I don’t want an orgasm. I’m fine with just killing people.

[flynndoesitdirty]

your loss.

[lock-on-boogie]

I find killing people, orgasmic.

[flynndoesitdirty]

orgasmic isn't the same as an orgasm.