Detective BF

It's not Friday night, it's Wednesday night.

[fnfbfwednesday]

"My son deserves more than you, Miss Mouse. Now get out of my face."

[AU based on Friday Night Funkin: Wednesday Infidelity. But less fucked up than the canon lore.]

[WHEN VIEWING THE MOD, MAKE SURE YOU'RE IN THE RIGHT HEADSPACE. I DO NOT WISH TO BRING DISCOMFORT TO YOU NOR TO OTHERS]

Hello there. I only came here because the MOTM version of me had convinced me to. I don't know what else to say so, rules.

1. DNI

Proshippers, darkshippers, racists, transphobes, homophobes, bigots, nsfw rp-ers

2. Roleplaying

Omniverse? I'm alright with it.

Other alters? A system? As long as you do not waste my time.

Suggestive asks are fine, but please mind your manners.

My son ☺: @fnfmickeywednesday

I should bring you to MOTM me.

@motmboyfriend-official | Keith Fairest | Star of Forensics

Have fun in my house, I guess.

[motmsonic-official]

Greetings, hedgehog. I suppose you're other me's older brother. It's nice to meet you.

@fnfbfwednesday

Nice to meet you too great fellow!

[fnfbfwednesday]

You seem tired, is everything alright?

[motmsonic-official]

Everything's alright! It's just what happened yesterday was too much, I got angry and then everything went nuts. But for now everything is in the past, we live in the present

[fnfbfwednesday]

That's good to hear, young lad.

[motmsonic-official]

Yeah. How are you anyways, friend?

[fnfmickeywednesday]

Father... Who is this blue guy?

[fnfbfwednesday]

Ah! I forgot to mention. Sonic, this is my son, Mickey.

[motmsonic-official]

Greetings, hedgehog. I suppose you're other me's older brother. It's nice to meet you.

@fnfbfwednesday

Nice to meet you too great fellow!

[fnfbfwednesday]

You seem tired, is everything alright?

[motmsonic-official]

Everything's alright! It's just what happened yesterday was too much, I got angry and then everything went nuts. But for now everything is in the past, we live in the present

[fnfbfwednesday]

That's good to hear, young lad.

[fnfmickeywednesday]

Father, I want cheddar...

[fnfbfwednesday]

Oh, shitshitshit.

Come here, kid. I'll get you cheddar, okay?

[motmsonic-official]

Greetings, hedgehog. I suppose you're other me's older brother. It's nice to meet you.

@fnfbfwednesday

Nice to meet you too great fellow!

[fnfbfwednesday]

You seem tired, is everything alright?

[motmsplendid-official]

Hey, big fella! How much do u hate that God forsaken mouse

..You see, i would tell you! But I prefer to keep what I say pg at all times.

[motmmickey-official]

Ah, don't hate me 'cause I'm beautiful, bitch. Maybe if you got rid of that old yee-yee ass haircut you got you'd get some bitches on your dick. Oh, better yet, maybe Razz'll call your dog-ass if she ever stop fuckin' around and just asks you out. that's why everything special about you came out of a bottle. squirrel

[motmsplendid-official]

..kids cover your ears-

Ahem.

...i KNOW this meeska mooska ass motherfucker is not talking to me. Michael. Michael Theodore Fieldmouse. You fumbled your career,you fumbled the protection of your own goddamn city, you fumbled your WIFE,you fumbled your own brothers sanity.

I don't wanna hear a GODDAMN thing from you about ANYTHING even REVOLVING looks either. You've deadass been rocking the same cut since you were a youth,that shit WASN'T it then,and it will NEVER be it now. Only people who think what you got on is tough is YOU and your personal DICK RIDING robot henchman. Fuck out my face.

[motmmickey-official]

ok, my career is going strong TO THIS DAY, and the protection of the city INCLUDES YOU! SO YOU FUMBLED! and my brother is perfectly fine (you lowk got me with the wife one tho) I've been running this cut for so long because it works and there are people that like it pal, and I'd rather dress like a bum than be called a male stripper anyway

[motmsplendid-official]

Righttt, your career is totally going strong! Like how it was JOB to make sure no searchers got too far into toon town right??? RIGHT???

Yeahhh,that's what I fucking thought. And before you go "ohhh that was the defense departments job!!!" You mean YOUR defense department??? The one that YOU FORMED??? hmm,it almost seems like your operation is falling apart because it has a DUMBASS LEADER!!! WELL AINT I THE SMARTEST FUCKING GUY HERE.

And let's get one thing straight "pal",only thing that cut works for is switching a woman's path from "towards you" to "AWAY from you". I may look like a "male stripper", but male strippers STILL get hoes,you don't even that THAT.

[motmmickey-official]

yes, my defense department, the one that ONLY failed because they didn't listen to me, you can't blame the coach if the team doesn't follow the game plan, can you? and you don't get "hoes" you get hoe, one, not plural, and I'm a taken man after all, it's for the best if it does drive them away, at the end of the day you're just another name on my payroll

[motmsplendid-official]

ANOTHER NAM- bitch do you want me to FLY OVER to your location, because I don't got all day for this,OKAY?!/ref

[motmmickey-official]

*he sighed* I suppose I'll be the bigger man here, things did get a bit out of hand and I apologize for what I've said

[fnfbfwednesday]

I've been asking Keith on what is up with this version of Mickey and it appears I have found the answer

[fnfbfwednesday]

Glad you had taken my suggestion, buddy.

@motmboyfriend-official

Yes, I did. I take it that you're currently busy?

[motmboyfriend-official]

As of now.... Nope.

How's Micks? I meant your kid. Not that boss of mine...

[fnfbfwednesday]

He'd doing alright. He still gets nightmares, but it's more bearable than before.

...

Who is this "boss" of yours, exactly?

[He raises a brow, curious yet cautious.]

[fnfbfwednesday]

Glad you had taken my suggestion, buddy.

@motmboyfriend-official

Yes, I did. I take it that you're currently busy?