bang it bite it bruise it

27!

[folkremedies]

one thing about flipping out that they don't tell you is that the dril tweet about budgeting for candles is becoming my actual real life

[folkremedies]

im at the laundromat and i have to let you know that our sisters aunties mothers cousins and grandmothers are out here casting alchemical spells the likes of which i have NEVER seen before

[3rabbit]

come. and be my baby. by maya angelou

[escuerzoresucitado]

[lutalical]

[transfemininomenon]

where would we be without them

[thischarmingdog]

my advice for women is eat more, shave less, and do whatever the fuck you want

[folkremedies]

affirmations

bush is not only normal, it’s preferred

it is ok 2 have butt acne

wearing a hat is acceptable poolside behavior

fat snatch. okay!

no one cares if you drink 3+ cocktails and are the only gay person at the hotel pool. besides. maybe the two women sitting next to you are dykes or maybe they are just old friends. longtime friends. they talk about men that could be their husbands or might be their gay male counterparts. they are old and have grey hair. beautiful. you close your eyes and wonder… have they ever explored each other’s bodies?? it’s ok to be drunk and write gay fanfiction about the old ladies ur sitting next to at the hotel pool. it’s normal. YOU’RE NORMAL

[folkremedies]

tall fat black gay full bush string bikini and stoned as hell at the sonoma county 4-star resort

[folkremedies]

hi you guys

you guys, hi

[folkremedies]

lesbian boyfriend and i had a small quarrel because i am always on my phone so i went to the game store and bought the hardest puzzle they had and, reader, you are not going to guess what happened next

[folkremedies]

came home so hot and sweaty from the community barbecue single-mindedly focused on the diet dr. pepper in the fridge and the very moment i opened the can lesbian boyfriend called out from the other side of the house, "are YOU the butch now? HUH?"

[cottoncandylesbo]

oh fuck... the adderall has hit my system... the change, it's happening... grRRRGH...!! get away from me, before it's too late...!!

(flails on the ground, then stands up and does the dishes)

[folkremedies]

just now learning that people did not like nona the ninth... really..??

[folkremedies]

what if you became god and then you and your polycule had to run the universe together in perpetuity

[folkremedies]

i don't understand the halacka of cholent

[folkremedies]

harrow and pal in the river