bring on the requisite strangeness

she/her | bi | 31

[blogging-at-your-funeral]

[folksingerslob]

me and my adult acne against the world!

[depsidase]

[contemptible-scoundrel]

THIS ENDS HERE. YOU ARE THE PENIS AND I AM THE CAR DOOR

[bloodmoonlich]

Hayden Panettiere dies at 36

Her representative confirmed her death to ABC News.

[strangeandrandompolls]

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Remaining time: 3 days 12 hours

[widewaterwoman]

I made salted turmeric & date jam ice cream before I left for Boston. All I can think about while im here is that next I will make a play on birthday cake ice cream but it will be a sweet potato greens cake crumble with a chamomile base. And then Makrut lime leaf ice cream with toasted coconut flakes & starfruit jam. Everyone asks me if im opening an ice cream place, but im just having fun 🍦

[darkhilltop]

making jam with my aunt

[screenshotsofdespair]

[t8i72]

tg: t8i72

[screenshotsofdespair]

[petersolarz]

Untitled © Peter Solarz

[suzirya]

Shout out to my neighbour for letting me harvest hella marigold and cosmos I'll be able to use for dye

[loveridden1999]

the thing about phone in bed is that it's so awesome. almost makes you feel like betraying & destroying yourself for nothing isn't all so bad

[autistobrat]

I'm built different. Worse, mostly.

[dubiousculturalartifact]

The new Odyssey adaptation has inevitably gotten people talking about a Muppet version of it, and they’re frequently suggesting Kermit as Odysseus, Miss Piggy as Penelope.

I’m sorry but that’s thinking way too small, hear me out:

We need to have Miss Piggy as Odysseus, and Kermit as Penelope.

Think about it… who’s the more fickle, prideful, warlike one in that relationship? Who is absolutely ready to go ham, at a moment’s notice?

It ain’t Kermit

[anyroads]

Miss Piggy tied to the mast while Statler and Waldorf heckle her from the sea

[homeofthebasin]

I normally dislike these kinds of takes but this one works absurdly well. Who'd be the kind to brag with their full name to the cyclops? Who'd be immune to turning into a pig because they are already a pig? Who'd want to hear the sirens so badly that they'd tie themsleves to a mast just to ensure the sirens aren't as good singers as them? Who would get brutalized by hubris but still come home ready to kill a bunch of people for trying to get with their partner?

[uncahier]