VAG is that cute, curvy you girl you always seen running around the neighbourhood. You always image the amazing things you do with a girl like that. Then you hear that she's been sleeping around a bit (not as much of a whore as that helvetica), getting a bit popular with some of the older lads. You figure you'll give her some time and she'll grow up...
Turn your back for a few years and the slut is all over the place, sleeping with every other web 2.0 startup! Oh VAG I can only imagine what could have been. But don't worry I've got my eye on another fun, curvy beauty, Museo Sans.











