Updates from Foodworld

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Millions of steering wheels recalled due to pretzel manufacturing defect

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Steffen Kern (German, 1988), Cheese, 2024. Ink and coloured pencil, 60 × 60 cm.

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New kebab sparring club at Doner High

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Bacon Baron accused of labor violations

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heavy jelly rain in Crabcake Falls this evening

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Possible deep dish in the Pizza Plains

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Hami melons are 3.49. To ring them up you have to hit bar code and type 35 then hit enter

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Highway Ate-y Four impassable due to a streusel sludge landslide

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Chili rain expected throughout the night. Residents of Burgerville advised to stay indoors until Scoville rating lowers

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Climate change affecting Mince Mountain spoilage rate

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The Prime Minister of the Lunchland Confederation imposes new tariffs on German ham

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Due to funding constraints, the Spice Library can only offer a three-grain loan on its most popular varieties.

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A fisher at marinara lake has caught a four-pound bay leaf

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A fisher at marijuana lake has caught a four-pound pot leaf

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Charoset shortages threaten to impact construction all along the coast

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A species of calzone previously thought to be extinct has been found in the marinara swamps on the Alfredo archipelago. One researcher's field sketch is reproduced below.

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the merciless Ravioli Empire has invaded the Vermicelli Village

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Sufganiyot overgrowth threatens homes in Hannukah Heights

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Although kielbasa forests used to tower above the Pacific Northwest, deforestation has proven an insidious foe and it is now difficult to find a kielbasa tree over a paltry dozen feet tall