football astrology

what it says on the tin really

[footballastrology]

could you do the signs as Ibra/Maxwell moments? it would literally make my life. also thanks for keeping up the good work!

its been posted! you’re welcome!

[footballastrology]

the signs as Zlatan/Maxwell attributes

Aries how Maxwell gets mad at Zlatan for being disorganised but Zlatan gets mad at Maxwell for snoring loudly

Taurus how they’ve played together in four different clubs

Gemini Zlatan saying that Maxwell is the only one he rooms with because Maxwell is the only one that can put up with him

Cancer when they met at Ajax and got along instantly because they were the two foreign newcomers

Leo how everyone looks up to them at PSG

Virgo when Zlatan compared Maxwell to a teddy bear

Libra how Zlatan thinks Maxwell is “too good to be a footballer, too nice”

Scorpio when Maxwell wore a dare to Zlatan shirt

Sagittarius  “We did crazier things then; we had some nights in Amsterdam, and he was wilder then, but there was always a big heart that people did not see.” - Maxwell on his time living with Zlatan when they were both at Ajax

Capricorn how they’ve won 23 trophies together

Aquarius when they give each other assists despite Maxwell being a defender

Pisces how Zlatan named his firstborn child after Maxwell

[footballastrology]

The signs as MLS teams

its been like 84 years but we finally did it we’re sorry for the tardiness btw

[footballastrology]

the signs as MLS clubs

Aries  D.C. United

Taurus  New York Red Bulls

Gemini  Seattle Sounders FC

Cancer  New York City FC

Leo  Los Angeles Galaxy

Virgo  Real Salt Lake

Libra  Colorado Rapids

Scorpio  Montreal Impact

Sagittarius  Vancouver Whitecaps FC

Capricorn  Columbus Crew

Aquarius  Toronto FC

Pisces  Orlando City SC

[footballastrology]

the signs as bundesliga clubs?

its been done!! enjoy

[footballastrology]

the signs as Bundesliga clubs

Aries  Borussia Mönchengladbach

Taurus  Bayer Leverkusen

Gemini  1899 Hoffenheim

Cancer  Eintracht Frankfurt

Leo  Bayern Munich

Virgo  FC Augsburg

Libra  Hamburger SV

Scorpio  VfL Wolfsburg

Sagittarius  VfB Stuttgart

Capricorn  Schalke 04

Aquarius  Hannover 96

Pisces  Borussia Dortmund

[footballastrology]

Can you do the signs as kunessi moments ? :) thanks

Posted! Neither of us ship kunessi, so a lot of research went into this — hope you enjoy!

[footballastrology]

the signs as kunessi attributes

Aries the fact that Messi wrote the foreword to Kun’s autobiography

Taurus when Argentina’s fitness coach suggested that all the players should get single rooms and Messi insisted that he and Kun stay together

Gemini when Messi followed Manchester City on instagram, supposedly for updates on Kun

Cancer when they spent Valentine’s Day weekend together

Leo that time they pretty much just did their own thing during training

Virgo this tweet from Kun

Libra how they steal each others shirts

Scorpio this picture (nsfw? idk)

Sagittarius when Kun first met Messi and could only recognise his boots and the other players made fun of him for it

Capricorn when they won the U20 World Cup with Argentina

Aquarius when they scored hattricks on the same day

Pisces how Kun can never stop smiling when he talks about Messi

[footballastrology]

The signs as football boots

Posted! Hope you enjoy!

[footballastrology]

the signs as football boots

Aries Adidas mi X15.1 (in scarlet) "Cause chaos. Destroy order. Seize the spotlight." 

Taurus Adidas F50 Adizero (whiteout) "THERE WILL BE HATERS"

Gemini Adidas Predator Instinct (blackout) "Instinct takes over."

Cancer Adidas Primeknit TRX (blue/white/wild berry) "...incredibly soft and supple yet strong..."

Leo Adidas ace15.3 (black/silver/yellow) "YOU ARE IN CONTROL. UNBEATABLE OFFENSE. IMPENETRABLE DEFENSE. THE GAME IS YOURS."

Virgo Adidas messi15.1 (metallic ice blue/white/yellow) "Win Everything. #BETHEDIFFERENCE"

Libra Adidas Copa Mundial (black/white) "Iconic."

Scorpio Nike Hypervenom Phantom Sonho Dourado (gold)  "A New Breed of Attack"

Sagittarius Nike Tiempo Legacy (green strike/black) "DOMINATING TOUCH"

Capricorn Nike Hypervenom Phelon (black) "DEADLY AGILITY"

Aquarius Nike Mercurial Superfly IV CR7 (black with purple iridescence) "Out of This World"

Pisces Nike Magista Obra (turquoise blue/black) "UNSTOPPABLE PLAYMAKING"

[footballastrology]

Fuck del Bosque. I fucking hate him. He has nothing to do with me

is this florentino perez???

[footballastrology]

signs as Mourinho traits

Done!! Hope you enjoy :-)

[footballastrology]

the signs as Jose Mourinho attributes

Aries when he fought back at Arsene Wenger after Wenger pushed him this past EPL season (photo here)

Taurus when he waited in the parking lot to ambush a referee (photo here)

Gemini when he took the Real Madrid job to spite Pep Guardiola (probably – a good amount of speculation says he wanted the Barcelona job and was bitter it was offered to Pep instead, so he took the Real job) and the subsequent fallout; just read what Pep had to say on the ordeal…how very Gemini of you, Jose

Cancer when he got arrested because he wouldn’t quarantine his dog because of a misunderstanding with its vaccinations

Leo starting out as Sir Bobby Robson’s translator and becoming one of the best managers in today’s footballing world, the best according to 4-4-2

Virgo when he insisted Chelsea beat Everton 2-1 but they had actually tied because a goal was disallowed (video here)

Libra “Young players are a little bit like melons. Only when you open and taste the melon are you 100 per cent sure that the melon is good…” amongst his many bizarre quotes, more can be found here

Scorpio this photo

Sagittarius when he fought Victor Valdes and won after Inter Milan beat Barcelona during the 2010 Champions League (video here)

Capricorn the fact that he’s won 21 trophies in his managerial career

Aquarius this picture (is anyone aware of why this photo exists?) and also him in general – he’s double Aquarius (sun and moon)

Pisces when he cried after not getting the Manchester United job

note: there are a lot of links in this post, because i did a lot of research for it. and i didn’t want my hard work to go to waste. so enjoy.

[footballastrology]

Hi! Could you do the signs as neymar looks pls?

Posted!! Hope you enjoy :-)

[footballastrology]

the signs as Neymar looks

[footballastrology]

the signs as goalkeepers

it’s finally been done!!

[footballastrology]

the signs as goalkeepers

Aries Joe Hart (19 April)

Taurus Iker Casillas (20 May)

Gemini  Carlos Velázquez (2 June)

Cancer Memo Ochoa (13 July)

Leo Mariano Barbosa (27 July)

Virgo Júlio César (3 September)

Libra Kiko Casilla (2 October)

Scorpio David de Gea (7 November)

Sagittarius Keylor Navas (15 December)

Capricorn Victor Valdés (14 January)

Aquarius Rogério Ceni (22 January)

Pisces Tim Howard (6 March)