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“That’s his chicken" 

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[manrippedapartbydogs]

[basementdemo]

a list of 3oh!3 lyrics that r better than anything twenty one pilots will ever write:

tell ur boyfriend if he says hes got beef that im a vegetarian and i aint fucking scared of him

i dont go ham i go corned beef

i got ocd when it comes to that pussy

shes on her knees over there but it aint a religion

im gonna have a house party in my house im gonna pour booze down my mouth 

i wanna touch ya in a parka in russia 

it aint over til the fat lady sings and adele aint on this track

if our shits so bad why’s ur sister tryna fuck us

we can do an album or we can do it viral spread it like an std u got back in high school

reading braille off her garter strap

i could be your dad. actually i probably am 

bitches on the dick give em 3oh!3 poppin motherfuckers like you know me

i used to have two girlfriends now i got none bc my number two girl found out about one

she said she heard of me from that album Want she used to bump it in the target parking lot in a ‘97 dodge well that’s hot if her friends get together maybe i can watch

lips like licorice tongue like candy, excuse me miss but can i get u out ur panties 

[breakingdawnpt2]

These are literally still just as bad. Why do I keep seeing this one like did not a single one of y'all go and like… Read this post and go “hmm maybe some of these are demeaning and objectifying” perhaps

[basementdemo]

Listen here, leafdog420. You come here, into my domicile, and you have the audacity to say these foul words to my face? you have the audacity to claim that 3OH!3, commonly believed to be the last two remaining disciples of our lord and saviour jesus christ himself, liberators of the gays and saviours of the mentally ill, write lyrics on par with those of Twenty Seven Piglets? Every album written and produced by 3OH!3 is a New New Testament. Have you ever wondered why Sunday is a day of rest? Let me direct you to 3OH!3′s 2013 single House Party: 

“Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, PARTY!, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, PARTY! Sunday you better find somebody else so for one day I don’t have to clean up after myself”

Sunday is a day of rest because it is the one day you cannot get completely fuckin smashed at the home of Sean Foreman, multi-platinum recording artist and lead vocalist of American electronic pop duo 3OH!3. 

Because 3OH!3 have shown me the way of the lord, I am willing to kindly forgive your indiscretions on the condition that you dedicate your entire life to our lords and saviours and pledge to follow the New Ten Commandments:

Party Hard

Get Drunk

Eat Pussy

Do Drugs

Get Laid

Bust A Rhyme

Blow Up The Speakers

Don’t Trust A Ho

Ma Bite Mec Ca Monte Jusqu’a La Tour

Colorado

By following these ten simple commandments, you, too, can be shown God’s light, and you may even Learn To Have Some Fucking Fun Holy Shit 

[constintinearchieve]

31 Days of Halloween Jennifer’s Body (2009) dir. Karyn Kusama

[pajamasecrets]

Alex Winter and Keanu Reeves auditioning for Bill and Ted’s Excellent Adventure in 1986!

[modelsof-color]

Samiko Odunukwe and Adamu Bulus by Ikenna Ideh for Nataal Magazine - Nov 2019

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By dpc_photography_

[implantedvisions]

[cruellesummer]

Punisher (2020), Phoebe Bridgers // Langour (circa 1890), Federico Zandomeneghi

[blond-shell]

illicit affairs, taylor swift / graceland too, phoebe bridgers / the louvre, lorde / graveyard, halsey / sofia, clairo 

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Lake Tekapo, New Zealand

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Orville Peck by Gordon Nicolas

[dailywilliams]

yelyahwilliams: happy women’s day. in honor of my personal journey through femininity, with it’s endless facets; and in honor of the feminine wonder that connects literally everyone and everything, i want to share lyrics for an unreleased song called “Roses/Lotus/Violet/Iris”. ROSES/LOTUS/VIOLET/IRIS features @julienrbaker @lucydacus and @phoebe_bridgers on backing vocals. they are just 3 of the incredible women who i get to know and grow alongside in this life. can’t wait to release this song and more. happy women’s day. 🌺

[cottagehonaey]

furry boys

[sweela]

taipei, taiwan / 2016

[ripe]

euro_curry on ig

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